I hate when fat people smack their lips when eating food, it’s almost like they want people to know their eating it they can’t control it. I have to keep reminding a couple fat coworkers to please stop smacking their lips in the office it’s distracting. This is going on the second year and I’m ready to fucking snap and be fired. “Fat people are like mopeds fun to ride intolerant your friends find out” or until they get caught chewing food all day with their mouth open. I fucking hate it I wish I could force them to get exercise and practice decent eating habits. —Message goes out to fat people who work in an office setting
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.
Bring some clothespins to work and pin their lips shut while they’re smacking away.
Do a deal with them, they can learn manners if you can learn grammar and spelling?
I’m sure skinny people “smack their lips” too. It’s probably just your blatant hate for a person’s body fat percentage that leads you to single them out. It makes me sick how it’s still acceptable to single a person out and belittle them for their weight. You never know what a person has going on with their life OP. They may overeat due to numerous issues. none of which are any of your business. If we substituted the word “fat” with “black” for example in this bitch people would b outraged.
LMFAO…VOT…not really the same thing at all but I just did what you suggested and re-read the bitch and I have to admit, it was pretty hilarious. “I have to keep reminding a couple black coworkers to please stop smacking their lips in the office it’s distracting”
I wish I could force illiterate people to exercise their brains and practise proper grammar and correct spelling because it offends me to see their postings. I fucking hate it.
geeze. poke a pin in your eye and let out some of the bile.
OB, go fuck yourself. People of both sexes, races, sizes and whatever will smack their lips. I would take their lip smacking over your douchbaggieness any day of the week. I wonder what habits you have that pisses people off. I would probably say, anytime you open your trap.
Lol, you actually complained about people eating their lunch too loudly? If you complained to me, somthing on your desk will be put in my bum then replaced , ya fuckin Wanker!!!
Likely a 24 hour video tape of your day to day ‘habits; would probably unearth a few things that even you may actually find as shocking as people ‘lip smacking’. After all just a few videos of Rob Ford have shown the world many of his ‘qualities’. And lip smacking would be considered rather low on the totem pole.
I hate when I see a hot chick buying toilet paper but it’s going to happen. Even hot chicks take dumps too.
*yawn* lame attempt at trolling, ob.
Try harder next time, k?
i hate when anybody smacks their lips.
Show of hands, who wants op to post a picture of themselves.
I’d rather put up with a little lip-smackin’ than the halitosis of the skinny people who be starvin’ up in dis bitch all day so they breaf be hummin’ like pure shit. I’ll just call you Hal. They always complainin’ that they’re cold. Eat something you anorexic bitch and lay off the coffee and cigarettes, Halitosis Hal.
I hate watching fat people make mouth love to their food. I will admit it probably makes me a cunt. I don’t care if they’re eating normally but I had a friend in high school who was a tubby skank and watching her eat chicken wings made me feel indecent. To this day I can’t eat them.
“Fat people are like mopeds fun to ride intolerant your friends find out”
Was the “intolerant” an intentional Freudian substitute for “until”? Interesting.
80s, i bet you get really weird around porn too.
See here’s the thing. Due to sickness, I max out at around 98 pounds. Does this mean YOU won’t eat wings in front of ME? Maybe you’ll be afraid of how you’ll look since i’m guessing you, like most healthy people my age, are about twice my size.
Well don’t. I won’t even notice you. Because i’ll tell you right now sweetheart, I make love to those bitches with my face. It’s me and the chicken and we’re the only ones in the room. The rest of you are just props in the Story of Me and My Dinner who can potentially perform the Heimlich or run the defibrillator when the time comes (and it always does). And if that display is somehow less offensive because my ribs are visible through my winter coat then I’d like to recruit you for my unholy army. Because it seems you take direction well and are easily influenced by superficial nonsense.
It doesn’t make you a bad person, no. It makes you someone who has had media-related trauma. I’m sorry that happened to you. It is a common ailment of our generation and makes people fear good health. I’d give anything to have what most of you fear. It’s sad.
I’ll trade you?
I’m not saying that being overweight is a sign of good health. It’s not. At all. But what I AM saying is that most people do not fat-shame because of a fear for their health, the health of their family or the strain on the public health care system.
They do it because they’ve been told to.
lol @ “Due to sickness I max out at 98 lbs” My dear, I am allergic to wheat, dairy and eggs and intolerant to sugar and other grains and I can still keep up to 120, so don’t give us that crock of shit. You’re 98 lbs “max” because you fkn well starve yourself, you know it, I know it. You look like a Binge & Puker to be frank. Cover that neck, it’s creepy.
“Cover that neck, it’s creepy.”
Nertz to that, Iqbal. LTWWB is a defiantly Sharia Free Zone
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omg.. hope you balloon in a few years.. people who hate fat people just cause their fat.. or think because they are fat they must eat all the time and not exercise deserve absolutely nothing in my books. your a shitty human
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/06/health/0…
I have it too 🙂 Can’t stand the sound of people eating with their mouth opened. Sometimes even closed.. I know one person who can take a bite of MASHED POTATOES and still chew.. I hear their teeth chomping.. I feel like getting up from the table and flipping the table over.