Surprise! I gave you bacon on your Geek Salad, your welcome! Hope you enjoy the flavor of murder! (I Don’t actually think that, its just for dramatic effect) How the fuck does Bacon get on a geek salad? ok the flavor was good, but it fuckin grossed me out. And it wasn’t until I was half done when I noticed that old Familiar taste hiding away. I guess I’m still alive.
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2008.
Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? Some people actually DO believe that eating meat is murder – it would be like you eating a person. It’s gross. Vegetarianism is a personal choice that people make for an array of reasons – show some respect.BTW – what is a geek salad?
Were there any geeks in the salad?Poor thing, I can see why some bacon bits (I’m assuming that’s what you meant) would cause such outrage…….Give me a break! Oh and Karen, you should probably look up the discription of ‘murder’ ….it doesn’t matter what your reasons are for believeing such crap……it’s just not true. MMMMmmm I think I want steak now!
mmmmm…. geek salad….
Geek Salad is Murder!!!Won’t somebody think of the Geeks? The Horror, The Horror.
ROTFLMAO Miles!!!
I don’t need to look up the definition of murder. I am quite aware thank you. It’s a personal choice – I always get a kick out of the people who feel threatened by those who choose not to eat meat. Such crap indeed!
The only vegetarian i feel threatened by is a rhinocerous. Why do self-righteous “alternative lifestyle” types always pretend to think the rest of us are threatened by them? It’s a bit like the grade school “they’re just jealous” our Moms used to tell us to make us feel better. We just think you’re silly and deluded, not threatening.
As an omnivore, when I point out that slaughtering animals for food is NOT murder, it is not because I am threatened by vegitarians or their choice of what they want to put in their bodies. People can do what they want but they don’t have to go invoking some extreme, irrational and emotional response by using the word “flesh” instead of “meat” or “murder” instead of “slaughter”. It makes people not want to listen to an issue that has a lot of important ethical and environmental implications.nuke the gay whales for jesus. save the geeks.
oops – “rhinoceros” bad typing, jammie, bad…it’s ok, don’t cry, they’re just jealous…your inventive typing is just threatening to those insecure conventional people…it’s ok jammie, they are just afraid because they don’t understand…*sniffle*
Karen there’s a fine line between “threatened by” and “annoyed by”… oh, wait… actually there’s not… and you’re firmly on the annoying side of the canyon.PS I don’t eat meat, so bite me. Most people who know me don’t even know that, because I don’t go around preaching and acting like a douch about it.
Karen there’s a fine line between “threatened by” and “annoyed by”… oh, wait… actually there’s not… and you’re firmly on the annoying side of the canyon.PS I don’t eat meat, so bite me. Most people who know me don’t even know that, because I don’t go around preaching and acting like a douche about it.
Douching kills bacteria. Douching is murder. Please don’t douche.Maybe Karen should look up the word “histrionic”.
Other words for Karen to look up…-Threat-Pretentious-Self-righteous-Choice….
Choice kills fetuses. Please don’t kill fetuses. That’s murder.Well actually, it kinda is. Never mind.
Omnivores, herbivores, I guess theres no place in that debate for pussivores
Sorry, that was a bit un-PC of me… I should have said vagitarians…
I guess somebody had to go there, Floyd. It was inevitable.I guess it’s the one thing a man can eat without killing anything other than Germaine Greer’s libido.
Point being.. Everybody has to eat SOMETHING…Its the thought of all those trees murdered to print news papers and heat peoples homes that hurts me on a very deep and personal level…
Gemrmaine Greer… Who dat???Damn she sounds HOT….
LOL she’s a feminist writer who wrote “The Female Eunoch”, and believes that women are raised to be more or less enslaved by men, sexually and otherwise, and that men hate women so they both feminize women artificially, and suppress female sexuality at the same time. She does think women should celebrate their sexuality, just on their own terms, not male terms. So I guess male-initiated cunnilingus would be bad…or something. Who knows. Those writers always want it both ways.
Eunuch. Bad typing again. Grrr.
Ouch… Sorry I asked…
I don’t understand. Did you put bacon on a greek salad or did someone put bacon on your greek salad and you ate it?Also, you are an omnivore but you are against bacon? What the fuck?I’d say Pabst Blue Ribbon! but this is just weird. Um, I go deer hunting every fall. Hate me now.
By legal definition, abortion is not murder.Many would argue with that definition.Just as some would argue that killing animals is murder.Turns out ‘murder’ is a tad subjective.
Hence my “kinda”.I don’t think it’s murder. I fully support a woman’s right to do what she wants with her own body. As long as she has the approval of her father, her oldest brother, and the baby-daddy (assuming he isn’t one of the former), she can do as she pleases.
Truth be told, there isn’t usually any bacon in the bacon bits, its just chemicals and flavoring.
If animals are not meant to be eaten they would not be made out of meat 🙂
BAHAHA!Raoul, you just made me blow coffee out of my nose.
Jammie said:”Douching kills bacteria. Douching is murder. Please don’t douche….”LMAO! I almost choked on my bacon sandwich when I just read that! I love it! Good one!
I like my cows and pigs WELL DONE.