To my neighbor who finds my music too loud,
You should have known when you moved in to a semi-detached home, that you may, on occasion, here your neighbor. I try to be respectful and keep my volume at a reasonable level and do not listen to anything with offense lyrics.
Why do you feel it appropriate to bang on my door at 6:00 in the evening to tell me to turn it down? I keep my music at a level that i cannot hear from another floor in my house. If you find it too loud in your living room on the other side of the wall, then congratulations on your supersonic hearing.
I would not be as offended by your request if you were considerate about your volume in the summer when you party outside with everyone else on the street until 3:30 every night. It is quite obvious that we are not liked by you and your buddies since we purchased your friend’s house last January. Next time you have a party i’m calling the cops. Then you’ll have a reason to not like me.
—assholes anonymous
This article appears in Dec 31, 2009 – Jan 6, 2010.


Next time they show up at your door about the music hand out earplugs!
did you ever bother to go over and check it out asshole.there is a thing called echoes,and believe me,they are worse than being in the same room.
Who gives a fuck – noise by laws don’t come into effect till 11 pm concerning residential noise . I’d tell them to fuck off till then .
Who buys a semi in the first place, how can they not realize they are going to be basically living with their neighbour? Fuck That buy a smaller fully detached house or buy a condo where you at least have a condo board to complain to.