I risked my dignity, but I went ahead and asked you out. Got turned down flat, goodbye dignity. You told me I was a nice guy, but I just wasn’t right for you! We got along great, but you weren’t interested. What gives? Because you’re an accountant and I’m currently unemployed, I’m not good enough for you. I don’t have the education you do, I’m not even as good-looking as you are! You can afford your own place, but I need roommates. How do I know these are the reasons why you won’t date me? Because you are now currently going out with this lawyer and what a surprise, he’s better looking than me! I would assume a typical woman of your status would be out of my league, but I thought you were different. I thought you didn’t care about your partner having looks and money. Guess I was wrong. When your lawyer boyfriend treats you bad, think about me, and imagine how much happier you would have been with a guy that would have treated you right. —All-Around Good Guy
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
Assumptions.
Yeah, don’t women realize that they’re obligated to date you?! Only you’re allowed to have standards or reasons for attraction. Any woman you like OWES you a relationship. God, why won’t these superficial, stupid bitches realize what a wonder nice guy you are?!
You should give up, dude. You’re not mature enough for a big boy relationship.
So this chick should’ve dated you because you claim you’re a nice guy and you’d treat her well?
And then you came on here to bitch about it?
she probably didn’t want to go out with you because you’re kinda creepy, dude.
What makes you think that someone who’s good looking with a professional career’s an asshole? Talk about a chip on one’s shoulder.
Better not to dwell on these things OP! She didn’t want to go out with you, end of story. It seems like you have an inferiority complex saying you weren’t good-looking enough, unemployed and she’s “out of your league”. Stop obsessing and move on, maybe get your law degree! Moping never helps.
You’re assuming that her new boyfriend is going to treat her badly simply because he’s better looking and more successful than you? Maybe you’re not as nice of a guy as you think…
Oh, and she’s superficial and a bitch because she wasn’t interested in you. Not only are you not the nice guy that you claim to be, you’re crossing over into asshole territory.
Well Jack she just wasn’t your Jill, move on and grow up.
Move on, dude.
nice avatar naveed, my eyes hurt^^
I thought that everyone knew that if you want to date superficial bitches, you had to become a lawyer.
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly! You ugly!
M-A-M-A how you think you got that way? Yo mama! You Ugly!
love it fs, one of my favourites from snl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCSAM48aIAw
Holy shit dude, get over her and get over yourself. She said no, move on.
Um, she said you were a nice guy……….and you weren’t right for her. What more do you want? You have no job, you don’t provide your age but state you have roommates, even a lawyer is better looking than you – that is fucking scary in itself (seen the trolls at Purdy’s Warf?)……….fuck, stick with what you know dude, and perhaps the fleshlight will learn to love you back.
Date you so she can starve to death looking at you? I think not…
Fuck sakes. Nevermind the rest of your drivel, OP, I stopped paying attention in the first line.
Asking someone out and being turned down doesn’t kill your dignity unless you went off in a rage after she turned you down, unless *you* did something to harm your dignity.
I’ve asked guys out and they’ve said no and we’ve managed to keep the relationship at its norm after that. I’m not gonna float everyone’s boat, it’s cool. You sound like one of my guy friends who’s constantly moaning about so and so being nice to him but then turning him down when he asks her out. Drives me fucking bat shit crazy.
Grow a pair and get the fuck on.
dude, you don’t need a relationship…
you need a shower, shave, and job application.
once you have your shit sorted, then you can worry about incorporating someone else’s into your life.
if an unemployed, unattractive high school drop-out who you ‘got along with’ came along and asked you out are you saying you would be required to say ‘yes’?
take your samsquamch feet out of your shoes and try putting them in hers for a bloody second.
Seriously read above at zzz.
You cannot expect someone to take an interest in you when you obviously DON’T TAKE ANY INTEREST IN YOURSELF. You have an overinflated idea of your self worth. Grow up. When your Momma told you that you were the most special boy on earth she didn’t really mean it.
fuck you you’re just pissed off because she turned you down.
Typical turd.. calling a woman a bitch because she doesn’t like you the way you like her.
And given your general attitude toward women and sense of self-entitlement, i’m not surprised.
it worries me that ‘if not for you’ agreed with me.
somebody hold me…
no takers?
*holds self…. yep…. in that way*
Orgasmatron…took the words right out of my mouth.
OB, you have some issues dude.
Just because someone may be doing a bit better at this time, doesn’t mean they are going to treat this woman worse or better than you would !
Suck it up buttercup and get on with your life, stop dwelling.
Its so refreshing to see all of our wonderful commentators on here finally agreeing on something. OP you are acting like a self entitled d*bag, and I as a women don’t blame her for turning you down. Grow the fuck up
Fine, I’ll admit it – I care about looks! And a million other things. I’m sure I’m not alone… I have standards! lol. There’s nothing superficial about that. You get me going, or you don’t.
Holy shit, a woman with standards! It’s almost like she’s a real human!
This bitch is so utterly clueless that I really think it’s just someone trolling.
Oh wow, I just read the second half of it, really didn’t think it could get any worse, but ya proved me wrong OP!
Congrats to whoever didn’t want to date you. There are beyond “Three strikes, you’re out” in that mess of a paragraph you wrote. No job = strike 1. No house = strike 2. Roommates = strike 3. I stopped reading after that. He’s looking for someone established. Not some unemployed, uneducated, fuck tard of a protester.
..are you new ..duuh yes to all those things dumbass..stop listening to emo music and chick flicks ..duuh
OB, are you out of your freaking lips?
You expect this woman to dump her attractive, gainfully-employed boyfriend for your sorry ass?
Oh, yes, I’m sure you’ll treat her right…while she brings home the bacon…
You have some serious narcissist tendencies, OB.
Really, try to see it through her eyes
¿Quien es mas Macho?
Newsflash dickhead: Everyone cares about looks. If you’re pissed about that, go complain to your mom for giving you her genes.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up and deal with it.
Also, did it every occur to you that maybe this chick had troubles seeing a future with someone who has NO job??
There’s someone out there for everyone OP ! 😀 She has found happiness, so let her be happy, you won’t find your own by dwelling in sadness of something lost, instead embrace life and find someone out there who is crazy about you for just being you! 😀
Reality check OP, you’re not a nice guy. The girl you’re talking about probably sees that and tried to let you down gently.