Please make it stop.At the store check out on the cover of the magazines you are there.I turn the television on and flip through some stations nad they are talking about you.I turned on the internet and for the fourth time in a week I see their faces on my homepage’s nes section and for some strange reasom your faces seem to stay there longer than any of the other stories.I even had a check-out person at one store mention that she loves them and that she follows their every move.Frightening to say the least.Please go away.I don’t give a shit about you or your rotten kids.Go get a life and stop trying to inflict further mental distress upon me.I already have enough in my life without having to endure endless reminders that so many around me are dumbed down simpletons who might overcharge me because they are too fucking busy reading about so and so and their too many spawns.Go read a good book or take up learning a new language or something that will challenge your IQ rather than lowering it more that it obviously is.

—scared of what society is coming to.

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  1. I could not care less if an H-bomb was dropped upon those two imbeciles. They think they’re having a tough time? Go read something by Dave Eggers or Jeannette Walls and come back to me. Who the hell watches TLC anyway?!

  2. Is it possible to agree any more with this bitch?
    I think not!
    utterly ridiculous how people buy in to this shit shoveled there way over and over and over….

  3. I feel sorry for the kids, I really do.

    Can you imagine the life they’re gonna live after this?

  4. As bad as “16 And Pregnant”. Like it’s something to celebrate about. Only thing worse than these morons are the morons who watch this shit and let it to continue to assault us.

  5. No matter how stupid people are they can always figure out how to fuck and procreate, hence shows like this and Maury’s parade of pond scum.

  6. I have watched every episode of 16 and Pregnant and never once was pregnancy “celebrated”. If your teenager thinks thats “cool” its your fucking fault! Oh and btw, watching television doesn’t make you a “moron”. I can watch blonde “bimbos” on MTV all I want and maintain my 3.8 GPA, thank you very much.

  7. All that station ever has is people who are too short or too tall and women who have copious amounts of children, OR women who didn’t know they were knocked up.

    Preggos and little people, pretty much. It’s getting old.

  8. OH! and really huge fat people.

    There are a lot of fatties on that channel too (half ton mom, teen, dad, uncle, grandfather, cousin, friend, blahblah and who could forget “27 year old virgin” or whatever the fuck that one was called where the guy lost 800 pounds or something and was going on about how he’s never been laid cuz he wuz fat, yo).

  9. The way TV shows are going these days it’s becoming harder and harder to come up with some new “weirdofuckedintheheadmutant3headedbarklickingprick” to satisfy your viewing public.
    This strong coffee makes my head hurt.

  10. fizz…i think its jon and kate plus 8 or something…i’ve never watched but see their creepy faces on the covers of mags

  11. When I read bitches & see comments like yours & think of all the people I work with associate with who, complain about TV… on how much it sucks… It makes me happy that I have given up TV over 4 years ago.
    That you all actually pay for cable (or at least my friends & co workers & family do) & then complain about it…worries me somewhat about your mental health !
    I’ve got a collection today of over 1500 DVD’s all legal copies bought at stores on e-bay etc. Whereas all the money spent on cable by you TV complainers is gone…& you have nothing to show for it except, a reason to bitch 😉
    I was told I can put a splitter on my high speed internet cable & there will be some “basic’ cable stations available to me & I haven’t done it & absolutely refuse to have that crap in my house.
    So please keep on bitching & complaining, you all give me a warm happy feeling about my decission on TV as well as perfect reasons not to bother trying TV again !
    Thank You

  12. word. I can’t say my collection is entirely legal, but I won’t claim it isn’t either.
    and to the pirates out there, why pay for TV when it’s already all out there for free?

  13. TLC’s newest show is sure to be a hit– My Monkey Baby! A show about people who own a monkey as a pet and treat it as a “real” child !! I shit you not !!!

  14. can you imagine aliens checkin us out and then seeing what were watching…crush kill destroy

  15. You guys clearly never watch those Moving Up marathons during weekend afternoons, also a staple of TLC. Does anyone even remember what TLC stands for anymore? (I do, just quizzing y’all).

    At least there’s decent stuff on Discovery. Mythbusters is still blowing shit up at an acceptable rate, lol.

  16. What the heck are we supposed to be learning from TLC now, anyway? (Yes, PDG, I recall what TLC stands for, or, at least, what it used to stand for) It’s just more psuedo-reality television that a lot of people seem to like, for some reason.

    Yeah, I’d rather watch Adam, Jamie & the crew blow stuff up. Heck, even “Canada’s Worst Driver” is more entertaining…

  17. pk, life without people is totally awesome. i have the whole series on dvd. it is quite interesting to figure out what it would be really like. i also like the dino labs, that would be cool to have a pet dino, but not the one here(then again).there are some good stuff around, but you really have to search for it. all those phoney fucking reality shows make me want to heave, so much made up shit. and they are supposed to be entertaining,to who?

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