Until recently I didn’t know we were such kindred spirits, had such similar thought patterns and desires. Now I know and I have to tell you, you rock my world. You are my fun, my confidant, my escape and my release. You drive me crazy and I hope we can share some awesome adventures this summer. It’s so easy to be in your company I want to keep you close forever. So let’s play it safe and enjoy each other when we can. —The Big Bad Wolf
This article appears in May 31 – Jun 6, 2012.


Hmmm … Big Bad Wolf … sounds as though you’ve found a playmate that you don’t want to frighten away. Always remember to play nice with the little girl in the hood. 😉
he’ll play nice alright..
he’ll huff and he’ll puff and he’ll blow her panties down.
That’s YOUR MO, isn’t it, zed?
no, not at all…
I sweep em off their feet…
so quickly the shoes and panties stay right there.
But that would mean you’d have to actually *gasp* talk to them!