This goes out to the wacko on the #10 last week that saw a $10 bill sitting beside me. After coming over in your nice suit (probably getting off work, like myself) and asking if it was mine, me saying ‘no’ because I have a conscience, and then you saying “I didn’t think so, I’ll just give it to the driver”, I picked it up first and as I’m putting in your fucking hand I said, “Why don’t you just pocket it, since that’s what the driver is going to do anyway.” This was your cue with our audience waiting for your answer to be reasonable and do as such, ending the day $10 better off than when you got on the bus. But ohhh no, you had some fucked up karma crazy shit going on in your head and replied, “No, I’ll just take it up to the driver.” WHAT?!? Do you really think you live in a world where people lose $10 and go back to the same bus they were on to check lost and found?!? Are you that fucked? How about this one karma suit; if you care so much about your feeling of greatness after this situation, just image if you had kept it and given it to charity. Do I really even have to remind you that we just gave the bus drivers $4000 for a strike that apparently didn’t have to do with money. So now that driver has $4010. Don’t pretend that didn’t happen to feel better, you out of touch moron! Or how about this one; you’re wearing a suit, I’m wearing dress pants with a hole in the one leg coming from a minimum wage job who could barely afford lunch because of paying student loans. Think about it next time. Karma can work backwards too, if you force it. —You Might Just Be the Problem

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  1. Prepare for it OP; people are going to call you the moron for not keeping the $10.00 for yourself. Personally, I rather like the notion of you telling karma to go piss up a rope and refusing her chump change charity. On the other hand, if you weren’t prepared to deal with the money, your involvement in the issue ends and it really is none of your fucking business what “suit dude” did with it. So you wind up looking like a bigger jackass than he. The only winner is the driver, who, as you so astutely figured out is $4010.00 the richer. And I can see why that might piss a person off.

  2. If you didn’t want the money why do you care that this other person didn’t keep it either? You are ridiculous… what is the point of this bitch?

    Dumbest bitch I’ve ever read.

  3. Let’s get it right. There is a $10 bill on the seat beside you. A guy comes up and asks if it is yours and you said no. The guy, being honest, decides to give it to the driver in the hopes the owner may come to claim it later and then you bitch at him for his honesty? The only one here with a problem is you OB.

  4. Well, I think everyone (esp ivan) summed it up well.

    Maybe you’re working min wage after getting an education because you’re an illogical idiot, ob?… Just a thought.

  5. so why the fuck didn’t you just take it? are you fucking retarded or just plain stupid. if i find 10 bucks sitting next to me, and no one i see owning it, in my pocket it goes. fuck metro transhit, and fuck most of the drivers too. they already got their share of my pocket, and i’ll be fucked, if they get any more.

  6. Maybe the suit dude doesn’t need an additional $10.00 that doesn’t belong to him. If you felt somebody other than the driver needed the $10.00, why didn’t you keep it? Maybe give it some panhandler trying to get back to B.C.

  7. BAHAHAHAH you just mad cuz you didn’t get to keep it! If dat was me, I’d a snatched that shit up real quick. I ain’t no fool!

  8. The funniest part about ‘love the way we bitch’ is how everyone has a bitch about someones bitch.
    Not taking the $10 isn’t the point. It was that this guy actually thought a rider would come back for it and so was giving to the driver to put in lost and found. That seems ‘bitch’ worthy to me. OP might be out $10, but dumbass might be over board.

  9. Still don’t understand the uproar in the comments. It really comes down to whether you’re the kind of person to say yes it’s yours or no, and as stupid as OP was for not saying yes, it’s practically insane to do the lost and found thing…I can’t understand that one at all.
    And I think you’re off the mark Ivan. OP did make it only suit guys business when they gave it to him, right? Not sure why you pointed out what they pointed out with the drivers $$$, but whatevez. Aaaaand LIFESUCKS, are you seriously retarded enough to think it was just sitting there and OP knew it was there beside her/him and just left it? You need to read before posting, always. Go die already. mwahahaha

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