To the asshole in the maroon PT Cruiser that smashed into the red car on the end of Williams St at 5:40pm today and drove away without hesitation. There were three witnesses to what you did and thanks to a friend who chased your gutless ass down we got your license plate number. Karma’s a bitch and the cops have been called….maybe you should have stopped and owned up to driving like an idiot. Now you will add leaving the scene of an accident to the running tab…IDIOT!!! But knowing that you got caught made my day 🙂

— hate the cold

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  1. The police just left after taking my statement and told me they already caught the guy….I love it!!! The lady who owns the car that got hit is very happy that we were there to witness it.
    Note to all the losers out there who don’t own up to accidents….there may be someone watching so grow a set and take responsibility.

  2. One time my spouse was t-boned by this speeding arsehole in a truck who took off. Fortunately, two insurance adjusters saw the whole thing and got the bastard’s license number. I think there actually might be a universal justice.

  3. One time, I was driving up towards the BLIP. I was at the second last set of lights before you enter the park by the hotel. Anyway. I was in the left lane (where it’s still two lanes) close to the previous lights by Starfucks ect. I was right by the area where it splits into 3 lanes, so the leftmost lane can turn onto the highway. Now, bear in mind I was driving an Avalanche at the time. This guy comes up the inside (on the median!) and scrapes all down the left side of my car. The lights change and he proceeds on, and drives up the highway.

    Not wanting to be an asshole, and knowing that the truck wasn’t falling apart, I drove to the nearest parking lot, inspected the damage and filed a report via the cell, all the while having the licence plate ingrained in my head.

    The police investigated. He denied it over the phone. They came to my place to verify the damage – and the info I gave them, then went and inspected his car. I smiled with glee when they found my paint on his car and he was charged with hit and run.

    Me 1 Asshole Drivers 0

  4. I love happy endings. Thank god someone had the balls and the time and the where with all to chase that fucker down and get the tag on that PT LOSER.

  5. ah, glad they caught ’em.
    Was thinking about the “don’t worry, he’ll just file his report before you and get off scott free” comments from the other thread.

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