Waiting at a set of lights to turn left…this intersection has two lanes that both turn left and a flashing green arrow—how convenient. Green arrow flashes and douchebag woman beside me is so impatient that she changes lanes in the middle of an intersection while turning left!? WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DRIVE YOU DOUCHE!? I honk the horn, and she flips ME off!? Hope you enjoyed your very slow drive into the city over the next 20 minutes as I had managed to get ahead of you, slow down and box you in next to a truck. Saw you fuming mad in my rear view mirror the whole time…best drive ever! Thanks again douche! —Douche-Blocker
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.
i guess the same place all the rest learned, or not.
Wow, I guess that douche got out-douched. You’re no better than her for what you did, and probably would benefit greatly from some anger management classes and/or medication. I hope you never reproduce.
I’ve had this happen to me a few times.
OP was just repaying the favour.
they do this all the time at dutch village and joe howe.
double left and the idiots in the bedford lane always try to squeek over into the windsor exchange lane…. every day… all the time. they gun it so they can beat the other car through the turn and blast over, skipping the loooooooooong line they SHOULD have been waiting patiently in.
I wish they’d put a barricade so you can’t change lanes there… that’d be dreamy.
nice comment @Naveed
Another great place for this is going through the Windsor St exchange onto the MacKay coming from the Bedford Hwy. I actually don’t have too much of an issue with people in the left lane properly merging just after the instersection, but I gladly box in any asshole who waits until the last minute when they are CLEARLY in the Barrington St only lane.
It’s too bad you weren’t driving a big deisel truck that runs on recycled deep fryer oil. Then she’d have been sucking back fumes that smelled like old french fries. Priceless!!
lane changer was stupid and in a hurry.
OP was a vigilante psychopath
traffic bitches
*snore
naveed are you really gonna go “two wrongs don’t make a right” for a traffic bitch??…please…