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Be me
Hungry and tired
Go into Subway at dinner time
“Oh good, only one lady a head of me”
The woman then orders seven subs…
…doesn’t know what to order…
Hums and haws for 20 mins
“I find it hard to believe six other people sent you to Subway and none of them told you what they wanted!”
-Toasted
This article appears in May 15-21, 2014.
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I was thinking the last train at rush hour in A’dam. I was sadly mislead…
Dat bitch musta been on the Jared Diet – 3 foot longs a dizzay!
Your title mentioned a handjob, aside from eatting sandwiches with your hand this has nothing to do with handjobs. IN FACT you’re angry at the fat seven sub eatting bimbo so unless you’re into angry sex it’d be the worst handjob ever!
I often pretend food is my penis and masturbate it, maybe the OB had the same intentions.
Oh boy, nitrates by the pound – yummers. I’d rather eat roasted roof shingles than anything from Tubway.
It’s AHEAD
Holy Fuck. Been there! Up you one OP. How about the check out at the drug store and some 80 year old in front of you with a file folder of lottery tickets. Fuck the Tic Tacs. Don’t need them that bad.
Handjob? What were you doing while you were waiting OP?