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dear bitch at the sub shop, i am sorry that i changed my order from a six inch to a footlong. but that doesnt give you the fucking right to role your fucking little eyes at me. ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH.
This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2008.
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If I were her, I’d add a fucking dead rat in your footlong. Anyone who swaggers into a sub shop with a ‘ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH’ deserves no less. Asshole.
Let me revise that:If I were her, I’d add a fucking dead rat in your footlong. Anyone who swaggers into a sub shop with a ‘ITS YOUR FUCKING JOB TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH’ ATTITUDE deserves no less. Asshole.
yeah, but let’s face it, some of these ‘sandwich artists’ can be a little cranky. yeah we know you hate your job, but listen sweeties, you only work in a subway shop, so don’t go copping an attitude with the customer just because he changes his order slightly.and to the OP… want my advice, don’t go to subway, that bread is just nasty
Remember when Subway use to do the center cut? It was their thing. Instead of the typical cut, they would cut a long rectangular piece out of the top of the sub.That was sweet, improved the taste by 24.6%!
ya bad guy, I remember that old sub cut. Hollowed out like a canoe.But are you saying it was 24.6% tastier before the change, or after?
BTW TTFN, your adding a dead rat to the sub would not in any way deter my good friend techcafe, who is according to his posts on the rat thread a dyed-in-the-wool rat-fucker.
Matador, you’re a freak.
sometimes they do look a little stunned, and I want to leap over the counter and just make my sandwich myself as it’d be faster…but honestly. if you’re going to be difficult, don’t expect sunshine and smiles. people are people and that sandwich artist may have had 10 other people before you all making demands etc. with a condescending attitude- that’s rough.
Who teaches these employees how to make a sub? Do they really need to be taught how to make a sub? It seems really fucking easy from this side of the glass, but I could be wrong, maybe it’s really hard when you’re on the other side….no wait, I’ve been on the other side in my fucking kitchen….and it’s pretty fucking simple to make a sandwich! whew, glad I got that off my chest!
yeah, it’s not exactly rocket science.that said most companies have ridiculous ways things have to be done that makes no sense…example: I remember when subway switched they way they cut their bread. what was with that? th breads cut regardless but oh no, now it MUST be done this one specific way…………
know why they can’t make a sandwich? because they have been on the job for exactly 3 days because everyone quits that job because it is a shit jobimagine working at MacDonald’s but instead of having a dick manager boss you around and criticize your work you have a dick manager and EVERY customer bossing you around and criticizing your workdo yourself a favor, get a shwarma instead, subway is shit. and yea, in case you are wondering the bread is in fact made by Pilsbury and comes in nasty little pre-made loaf things that increase in size like 10x in the ‘bread oven’it is NASA-style bread, shit could be flown to Mars and it would not go stale