To the old fart down in Liverpool: go fuck yourself, If you can still get it up.I am oh so sorry that you felt your ass was too wide to walk between my car and yours.But, shutting my car door on me? Nice. You are so very lucky you didn’t manage to shut it on my leg or hand,since I was barely in my seat when my car door was suddenly shut. I don’t need anyone shutting my fucking car door on me.It’s rude.You think a person as ancient as you would know that’s RUDE.
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.


What if he thought he was doing you a favour? I agree that it may have startled you, but maybe he was just trying to be a gentleman.
Sounds like this chick is a stupid hick.