all around hali ive noticed more than 2 kids at the same time on trampolines, just because the 2 kids dont weigh the max weight doesnt mean its ok to let more on. how stupid do you have to be to let 4-6 kids jump on those things which are already dangerous in the first place? what will you tell the emergency nurses when you have to bring all the kids in for head damages? what will you do when your kids are suffering from brain damage or something like that? it makes me sick to see people so careless
—follow the damn rules
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Wow, you’re seriously THAT upset about the capacity of a trampoline? If parents are gonna let their kids jump on one then it’s their prerogative; get over it.
It’s ok, it’s “free thinking”.
Just don’t try to enforce a trampoline helmet law, kids obviously hate safety these days.
GOD, I am so SICK of the trampoline bitches around here!
It’s a scary world we live in: stupid fucks over capacitating trampolines, swine flu, flesh eating disease, and bumblebees. It’s so scary I think I’ll just stay inside.
Inside is the WORST. Radon gas and Carbon Monoxide, Toxic household cleaners, Asbestos, lead plumbing, carpel tunnel syndrome, spontaneous human combustion….forget about it, I’m staying outside.
You forgot deadly mold, Miles.
Thanks SD. Mold is the scariest. Did you ever see that guy on Ripley’s Believe it or Not who ate some weird bread mold and then it ate his face off? His whole friggin’ face.
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/post/1165239…
God, I feel some more zombie warnings coming..lol
Man all I want to know is, How the fuck did we survive as kid’s with out all these effin rules and regulations man.
Ah come on, trampolining is so much more fun with someone else… I broke my leg doing it and I hold no grudges.
Kids will always find something to break bones and necks on, darn things. Oh the injuries I witnessed as a child. My favourite was when I cast my fishing line and caught it through my friends ear lobe. We ran home from the lake, about six blocks with him screaming and crying with 10 feet of fishing line stretched between me and him. I caught up to him at his house and had to real in the line.
I remember the days when the trampoline was so desired, there HAD to be two people on it at a time to ensure everyone would get a turn. If kids are going to be stupid and parents aren’t going to watch them, trampoline or not they’ll find a way to get hurt.
#@%$, did you stuff him and put him on a plaque? anything over 30 pounds and I would.
Trampolining in groups = Hella Fun!
Trampolining by youself = Kinda sad…
I hate jumping on a trampoline by myself. It’s so much funner trying to double jump people. Fo shizzle.
let the fat kids hurt themselves. let the parents sue each other or the trampoline makers for not making a stronger trabompoline!
Jesus soon we will have all our kids in bubbles. Let them play.
I’ve heard of some pretty gruesome trampoline accidents actually. Unless you have the protective netting around the sides, don’t come crying when your kid winds up with a vertabrae sticking through their mouth.
ewwwwww
That’s true life psssh, true life.
mmmmmm, intervertebral fibrocartilage.
tasty with some hot sauce.
I don’t feel like eating so much right now….
zZz sounds like what I grew up eating. Pig tails and sour kraut, intervertebral fibrocartilage with cabbage…mmmmm. Tiny scraps of meat threaded between vertebrae, fat and cartilage.
let the fat kids hurt themselves.
Posted by Donairious BIG on May 14, 2009 at 12:33 PM
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So let’s see, you want sebastien banned for this, but somehow you are exempt?