Where did you get your license? A fucking cereal box? You practically sideswiped me, if I had not slammed on my brakes almost causing the person behind me to rear end me you would have crushed my car. FYI, this isn’t a case of someone not checking their blind spot I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU. You would have hit the driver door and my front quarter panel and would have held up Robie street in morning rush hour. In hindsight I should have let you hit me, maybe a hard lesson is what you need. I was on my way to write a final at SMU, this was the last thing I needed this morning. —Grey Mazda
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.
don’t you just love morning traffic. that’s why i work at home, and don’t have to go fucking crazy every day.
O.o *twitch* *Another* person who doesn’t seem to know the difference betwen “breaks” and “brakes”. FFS, people.
Hooray for Halifax driving. It’s been nuts lately and all I can blame it on is the Christmas season.
I hate rush-hour traffic. It’s one of the reasons I opt to take the bus rather than drive.
I’m starting to believe that good drivers are as rare as hen testicles.
be vigilant citizens not vigilantes
To orgasmatron,
1. If you want correct spelling go read a book instead of the internet.
2. English spelling doesn’t make sense anyway, so why would you expect everyone to memorize every word?
3. Go bitch at the editors for not catching it. God knows they will completely revamp the way an entire bitch is written, but they can’t catch a simple spelling error.
I’m just going to /ignore ccc since he seems to be an ignoramus.
ccc it’s not the editors job to check the spelling on your stupid bitch, it is their job to make sure no rules are broken before they put it on their public site. Also there’s millions of shitty drivers in this city….be more creative with your bitch!.
Actually, RC, on the bitch page it says “Bitches … may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.”, so ccc isn’t a complete tool.
I’m never defending you again Orgasm-Brendon. 🙁
actually… just because it mentions it may be edited doesn’t exonerate the fact that ccc is a tool.
Yeah he’s still a tool, just not a *complete* tool. Did I accidentally upset you, RC? Sorry if I did.
don’t make me get the hose bitches
http://www.wonderbaby.org/images/kids-figh…
Brendon, have you learned nothing from us pathetic old skeeves that lurk here. If a lovely young woman leaps to your defence – LET HER!
I’m enrolling you in Lifesucks’ evening class “How To Make Friends and Influence People (and Get Lucky.) Giggity >; )
lol Pain…I have 5 older brothers….that’s all too familiar. No Org-Bre. But if zZz holds another paintball party (that we all actually attend) you’re gonna be my target!
lol Okay. I’m not afraid to shoot a girl, you know. 😛
five brothers yowza^^i have a loverly older brudder and a boffo sis-in-law and of course oceanchickpeasis. my bbf is sobova. i feckin live large…yeehaw
Also, while I appreciate you trying to defend me, I’m completely capable of defending myself against trolls.
but nerdman we are mama bears
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That’s right. He’s a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points as well as a Helm of….
Sorry Brendon – that’s profiling, and that’s just wrong. >: ( *Commits seppuku*
5 bros, 2 sisters, I’m the baby! Miss Pain. My father now has 14 grandkids….and the bun-in-the-oven makes #15. He’s not the same Papa as he was father though…lucky grandkids!
Org-Ben, leave it alone! I said I won’t defend you again, I know your capable, and witty, blah blah blah!
Ok, ok. Sorry. I won’t bring it up.
Also, I realize I was being a bit of a dick towards you. Sorry.
that’s better
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lol. Apology is always excepted. It’s Friday…there’s no reason to be in a bad mood. Also I think you realize that with 5 older brothers my chances of kicking your butt at paintball are probably a lot greater then you first assumed. 🙂 good call.
*accepted*
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Thank you Notso
Holy shit my bitch buds make me laugh. Busy busy today, so I come and read this thread, beautifully illustrated by dear pg – and I realize why I’m addicted to this site. Sigh, it’s my crack.
bite the ass of life saweet thang…screee
it was lazertag… but I understand why you didn’t remember….
you weren’t there.
🙁
you’re not gonna let that go are you sexy beast?
I want to play lasertag… I’m just never in the city during the festivities. I even had it on a sticky note on my monitor… sorry z3. Loves ya anyway.
he knows we love him, he’s just being a big baby^^^
For the love of GOODNESS Mr Z….I have apologized more than once and offered to make it up to you over tasty non-alcoholic drinks…and you have never accepted my apology or forgiven me. You sure know how to hold a grudge…that’s it I’m taking back your orange chocolate ball I got you for Christmas!!
if you are going to bite my ass, at least let me get ready for the pleasure of it. and ivan, i closed that class out, too many fools.
the only friends i have seen lately are the bill collectors.
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thank you… I hates them so.
I’ve let it go… just wanted to drag out that last guilt-ridden saddy face.
in the new year there will be lazers…. you will be tagged.
The Borg are rising…
you have been absent from class of late and i was pining for the fjords
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I heard Cheerios is offering a promotion where 1 in every 10 boxes will contain a free Nova Scotia driver’s licence. 1 in every 20 boxes will contain a free Zimbabwean passport.
Also… I love how someone gets called an “ignoramus,” “tool,” and “troll” for just one post.
Bring yo knickles!!!