You drive up to the pumps while jabbering away on your crackberry.

You get out and put on a white glove before using the touch pad or picking up the gas nozzle.

At least you won’t have a cold when you run somebody over. —You’re a Dipshit

This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.

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  1. Bahawhawhawhaw – these germphobes crack me up – I figure you’re better off picking up a little dirt and strengthening your immune system. That person probably has more white gloves than Mickey Mouse.

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  2. Your a busy-body
    Did you say or do anything because they were on their phone?
    Why do you care what he puts on before pumping gas?

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  5. Well a crackberry or cell phone will not and cannot cause a fire or blow up a gas pump if you use one. As for wearing a glove OB, is your life so pathetic that you have to make a comment about it. I mean really, who gives a shit.

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  8. PG have you seen the new season of Canada’s Worst Driver? At least the chickie there discovered how stupid having animals on your lap (or shoulder) is. Well it took seven seasons but a Nova Scotian (well actually a Caper LOL) is finally on the show.

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  9. oh yeah, it’s a weird season, what with that poor fellow who had a bad accident and that tall gorgeous black woman. in past seasons, i’ve always loved the footwear some of them choose and when they have to drive standards

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  12. maybe gas gives him hives if it comes in contact with his skin.

    Whatever.. i don’t see how it’s any of your business.

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  16. zZz, it WILL NOT ignite the fuel. This is one of those cases where it was easier to put on stickers than to try and tell the Heinz Pickle people (you can tell a Heinz Pickle but you can’t tell it much) that it won’t ignite but they’ll never believe even after giving proof. There has been NONE, ZERO cases of a cell phone igniting gas pumps.

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  18. I think the point of this bitch was that the same person who is willing risk their life driving while using a cellphone is worried about germs on a keypad.

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  21. zZz that didn’t show the ignition point in fact the ignition point is off screen and does not show the cause of the ignition. BTW that wasn’t a car fueling up at a pump it was bulk fuel delivery.

    Hugo as far as the frying pan goes it has nothing to do with gas stations but the source of igniton was the heat source beloe the frying pan. It took that long for it to heat up and for the gas vapours to ignite.

    Both as the Mythbusters would say are BUSTED.

    BTW I wouldn’t put much faith in so-called evidence from Youtube.

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  22. I watched a lady smoking 2 feet from her buddy pumping gas. He finally had to tell the prissy bitch to move away from the pump since she was holding her hand on her hip…

    shocking at how self-absorbed Halifax is becoming.

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  23. “Minimal compared to the disease and filth your kind spreads just by existing.”
    – Posted by Donairious BIG on November 13, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Illegal hate speech. Ban the user. Delete the post. If you do not then you are as guilty as he.

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