For the 2 bitches that told me to shut up during Paranormal Activity 2 on Friday. Learn the difference between a horror film and a comedy.
K, thanks.—MovieCritic
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
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Please shut up. In movie theatres too. Douchebag.
laughing is expected in theatres – talking is just rude so SHUT UP!
Pavillion & funnygirl, agreed and agreed. Did you whisper, or use your big room vioce, while expressig your displeasure? You could have left and asked for a refund.
If you can’t keep your mouth shut, regardless of the genre of movie, stay the fuck home.
Good for those two girls! No one needs to hear “OMG THAT’S SO STUPID”, “THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE”, “WHY WOULD SHE GO IN THERE?” every 2 minutes you douchebag!
PS: If you want to watch good horror movies, watch Asian ones; they’re the only ones that are actually scary, not this half porn, half chainsaw crap or whatever it is they’re doing now. The ones that make you terrified to turn the lights off are the best <3.
ringu^^
OP should be the bitchee, not the bitcher. Regardless of how bad the movie sucks, either shut your piehole or walk the fuck out. Nobody paid 12$ to hear you.
in this case it would be wordhole frenchie. drive-in movies rawk
“If you can’t keep your mouth shut, regardless of the genre of movie”, call up LS and he’d gladly take you to a dark, deserted corner in the theatre for some adult entertainment.
Happy Halloween! nyuk nyuk nyuk
“K, thanks” … annoying ass mf-er. GTFO.
Unless you’re screaming in fright at a horror film or laughing your guts out at a comedy just shut up. Nobody wants a running commentary. Oh and if you have to make as much noise as a 500lb hog while you’re eating your candies and popcorn, maybe you should eat before you go to the movies to save everyone around you the sensation of watching said movie in a barn full of livestock.
This is what keeps normal people away from movie theatres.
My ex had this high pitched horse laugh and it used to drive me insane in theatres. I quit going to movies with him because it was embarrassing.
Another time, my friend was sugar high and wouldn’t stop fiddling with the candy wrapper. I still bug him about it.
I am addicted to popcorn and I may have been the one making the 500lb hog noise. 🙁 Sorry Commandante. I try not to eat it during the quiet/serious scenes though.
Doesn’t matter what kind of movie it is. People pay to watch a movie, not to listen to some uppity cunt who wont STFU, the world doesn’t fucking revolve around you stupid.
The only reason why you are bitching, is because someone told you to shut it, you obviously did exactly that.
notsonew, yeah, you tell em girl. the big one eyed willie will get them. boo, bet i scared you.
For the two bitches that told the OP to shut up during Paranormal Activity 2 on Friday.
THANK YOU!
my turn….shut the fuck up in movie theatres you ass-clown…
One of my favourite moments in the movie theatre was when my friends and I went to see 2012. Right after the big emotional speech that the main character gives near the end to bring everyone back to their humane senses, the scene is awkward and quiet, and suddenly a girl in the back of the theatre burst out laughing. It sent me and my friend into a frenzy and we couldn’t stop laughing. And I don’t apologize for it. <3
Considering that the first Paranormal Activity was a bullshit cashgrab waste of time, I don’t particularly blame this OP for critiquing it all the way through… but, I also judge him for having gone to it.
yea if this one thing I hate it’s the guy bringing the funny in a movie theatre (even if they’re funny)
Hearing people talking is extremely distracting, which is why you may have noticed that everyone in the theater EXCEPT you were not talking at all. If they wanted to pay almost 10 bucks to hear a strangers conversation, they could have gone to Starbucks.
The worst is watching movies with a first year film student. I dated a first year film student once for about three weeks, never again. All he would do in the theater, is whisper his insights to me, he wasn’t such an asshole to actually bother other people with a louder voice, but holy hell it bothered me. It was so distracting by the end of the film I had no idea what had actually happened.
Different story at home though. He’d pick out movies to watch that he’d already seen to “educate” me and proceed to explain the entire movie while we were watching it in such a loud voice I couldn’t hear the dialogue.
And when we watched movies he hadn’t seen before he’d still critique it while we were watching it. Or if it wasn’t to his taste would actually get up and leave the room because he felt it wasn’t worth his time. So after making a trip into town to spend time with him I’d end up watching a movie by myself.
…perhaps one of the reasons you only dated him for three weeks snoop^^that would drive me batty. shutup shutup why can’t you just shutup
That specifically and because he turned out to be extremely angsty and dramatic about everything, the smallest thing was blown up into another reason to add to the LONG list of reasons why “his life is so hard”. He had to walk to school in the rain one day without a raincoat or umbrella and I heard about it constantly over the next five. And then I’m an uncaring bitch because my reaction to the hundredth time he complained about it was something along the lines of “get over it”.
OP just because, I am assuming 2 women, told you to shut up during a movie that they paid to watch, you immediately tag them as bitches?
It’s people like you that need a punch in the larynx.
that would stop the talking problem…
The story of your ex made me lol snoop. I would have dumped him the first time he did the whispering through the whole movie thing in the theatre.
I’d love to watch a movie in theatres with Snoop. Frig I’d even pay extra for Swedish Berries and Kit Kat.