We know you stole a microphone from Tribeca several months ago. Now we hear that you tried to steal a microphone from The Seahorse a few nights ago. It somehow ended up in your purse by accident? Sure it did. May you never sing again, and believe me, I use the term “singing” very loosely here.
This article appears in Oct 2-8, 2008.


aah. ahahaha. hahahah. i get it.
this bitch is so funny in so many ways.
“I swear it fell in there one it’s own when I wasn’t looking.”Riiiight.