I’m agnostic. Actually, I consider myself Christian-agnostic. That does not mean I am interested in joining your church. No, I don’t care if you think its the “only way”. No, I’m not really interested in following organized religion. Yes, I believe in Jesus Christ, but I think he would rather us chill, take it easy, live life breezy, and love one another rather than have us worry day and night about God saving us or repenting our “sins”. Can’t living justly be enough?
Anyway, stop shoving it down my throat. I accept everyone’s ideas and I will never refute them in conversation. That does not give you leeway to try and ‘persuade’ me into your faith. Thanks in advance, I hope we never have to have this conversation in person.
—Irritated Agnostic
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
Next time you get asked about Jesus, ask the person is He and Madonna are still dating.
What I tell people is that the Bible is a fucking fairy tale created by man to control man and to exact a lotta loot. That usually shuts God Boy or God Girl up.
Lol, nice TTFN.
And to the rest of that I say, amen.
I can’t fucking stand bible pushers. Why the fuck do they feel the need to spread the “good news”?
Guess what? We’ve all heard it, and it smells worse than the decomposing dog shit in the commons. Go shove your beliefs up each others tight, unquestioning, assholes – stay away from mine.
I ask them which bible? which version?
Religon has been ordered to stay 500 yards away from me.
next time, carry a bible around and give them a good whack in the face. then flush it down the toilet.
Why not a Koran, REALLY stir some shit…