Hey you, spoiled hipsters:

When you’re on your own, and mummy and daddy are home in Ontario – they’re not able to clean up after you!

Pick the piles of flyers off your front lawn or I’ll keep shoving the soggy bastards in with all your other mail every couple weeks. —YOUR BAND FUCKING SUCKS

This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.

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  1. ah yes, the college demigogs, or just plain lazies. but what else can you expect from some who party, fuck around, and even study for half an hour a week. ah, montrealman should be here, reading this, he would have to make a new class distrinction for this lot.

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  2. Coil down a fresh, hot steamer and drop that in with the mail next time if they don’t get the hint.

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  4. hey how do you know they came from ON. rock and roll stars mostly come from the GTA but not all:)

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  5. I agree with martym.

    While I understand your frustration… try not to generalize, it’s something that isn’t exclusive to ontario folks.

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