i wish someone would stop you from telling the whole world how to save money by drying strawberry leaves to smoke them like maryjane. you’re driving me out of business selling the real stuff at the telemarketing place i work at
—funny man with the funny cigarettes
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.


Banana skins and catnip burn much better than fucking strawberry leaves. Kids today, my Gawd.
And what would the pharmacological ingredient in strawberries be? Sugar?
Get a life.
goode ole days of bananaine.
kids should read more of anarchists’ cookbook. go smoke some peanut skins!