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You fucking humans. Every time I get a minute to myself, some goddamn knob is screaming my name for some kind of revenge or justice, whatever. That’s not my bag anymore, people. Unless you’re looking for aluminum siding, don’t fucking call me. —Karma></b>
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.
18 Comments
Fuck – I thought you had been killed by an Acme anvil.
I’ve always thought of Karma as a classy lady.
Good thing karma doesn’t know about those cartoons featuring him with a bomb in his turban.
D’OH!
“aluminum siding” … I don’t get it
ParasailingDonkey – love the moniker – are you related to CatapultDonkey?
Man, now Karma really is a bitch. Get it? Karma. Bitch. Bahahaha…
yeah, i, jesus christ have that same problem. if you don’t stop calling on me and using my name all the time, i’ll send a plague like you never saw before. smarten the fuck up, oops, sorry daddy.
Joseph’s not your real dad. Ha-Hah(Nelson voice)
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-co…
Hey Karma… WTF did I do to deserve a broken wrist?!
impure thoughts baby…teehee
TTFN – I do not know a CatapultDonkey. However, is there a video of a donkey being catapulted? ’cause I am ok with watching it and feeling secretly ashamed for laughing.
Let’s see if this link works:
http://www.trianglecat.com/blog/images/Kar…
I think they were alluding to Fisker Karma aluminum siding….
Nice God complex, douchebag.
As king of the hosers, I don’t think you’re in any position to talk….
Allah!!!!!!!!
…I like gummy bears |-)
(Warning: meds are taking over)