There is a certain creepy guy who always puts down some stupid message on the Bitch boards somewhere along the lines of “your house or mine baby?” for example.
Really!? What do you think is going to happen? Do you think that women think this is cool when you say shit like that? It just comes off as EXTREMELY CREEPY!! Get it through your head!
Creepy guy, you know who you are, so grow the fuck up! —Anon
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That’s Lord Suckulous and in addition to being pure evil incarnate he’s also one of the nicest blokes you could ever hope to meet so go piss up a rope, Paris Stilton.
lol Sucks is just playing. Lighten up, OP.
Life Sucks is a knuckle Dragger for sure. He is old though, and horny, probably lonesome for some skin as I imagine we all will be at his age, so he bumbles along here mumbling about this and that, none of it being logical, most of it being violent or sexist. It’s his gig though. How he rolls. As he says:
“ifyoudontlikeitdontreaditknowbodyforcesyouonthiswebsiteamirightlifesucksisthishowyoutype?”
He isn’t going anywhere.
At least he isn’t on the street corner doing it, we hope……
You know he is going to try to pick you up now right?
I bet you like it.
All yours, Grampie Gary!
Someone dissing Sucks? Aw, give me a fucking break – Sucks is aces in my book and a long time LTWWB poster – met him in person and certainly no one to be scared of. You’re just taking his banter wayyyyyyyyy too seriously, sweetcakes.
you know what anon, i bet if yo were female, and tried the lord suckulous, you would never go anywhere else. you sound like a jealous person. do you get any action there, no? if you don’t like what is said by me or anyone else, you are quite welcome to go some other fucking place, to play with yourself. either that, or just shut the fuck up, and read and laugh, like the rest of us do.
Sebas, just cause LS doesn’t hit on you, you don’t have to take it out on him.
When the suckster has sex with a man, it is not because he prefers men, rather he has worn out all of the women and still needs to show off his manliness.
Seb’s holding out for WheelieP and his rough massive fists, like 10lb hams >; )
Also, he smells nice.
In late 2010 Chris Hansen and an all female “To Catch a Predator” crew staked out in Fairview. The subsequent party lasted 3 whole days and nine months later NBC’s health insurance carrier filed for Chapter 11 because of the unforseen glut of maternity leaves. True Story >; )
OB, so you’re suggesting he throw a few bucks and a quarter at the women first….then when they bend down to pick up the money……
I have to agree, those posts are inappropriate and in poor taste. It’s funny how this type of behavior is permitted, even defended, but having an opinion that differs from the majority is a mortal sin leaving a poster open to the “pile on” mentality by the regulars, and personal attacks. Just like in highschool cliques are the status quo here. Sniff sniff, I don’t belong, sniff sniff!!!
Ivan… I’d believe it
every other gal in fairview is pushin a stroller…
headed to the tiger for the latest knock off ‘juicy’ sweatpants
Do you think Sebbie will let me work him like a puppet/trombone, Comrade Ivanski?
When he talks that racist shit I get so frigging turned on…
That 2nd toilet bowl will come in very handy when he “pops a wheelie”, so to speak. Be sure to take a picture of his twisted visage when he achieves le petit mort.
And send flowers, the next day.
LS is just saying what most guys are thinking and probably wish they had the balls to say when he’s in nookie-seeking mode, which granted, is most of the time. So what if he’s the resident horn-dog! At least he’s up front about it unlike the guys who weasel their way into a girls drawers.
If LS said those type things on this board & all you had was his ‘nom de plume’ then I could see why you could be creeped out.
But LS is perfectly happy to give you his real name & e-mail address.
As someone who used to know a guy (from my high school days) who used to use the pick up line “Hi, beautiful wanna go to my house & fuck”. I don’t have a problem with LS’s trying to get lucky on here.
You have to admit he is consistant & as opposed to creepy he tells it like he sees it, he’s usually just saying he’s better than so & so & you ought to give him a chance to prove it !
I often find his musings funny & hope he continues.
Also I have seen that pick up line of this old acquainance get him laughed at, get him cursed, get a drink dumped on him…& I have seen him going out the door with a like minded female… so who am I to judge him ?
I thought only little kids loved dinosaurs?…SHITD You hit it… right on the head and out of the park! I can’t believe how this STILL gets tolerated.
SHITD you are right, just this week there was a bitch on here complaining about being sexually harassed at work.
Most people here stuck up for her and told her to get help and prosecute.
This is exactly the same thing. Double standards much people?
I would also point out the bitcher here didn’t have the balls (is that the right term ?) to post their name or even a handle…just “anon” short perhaps for anonymous
While the Suckulous is quite happy to post name & e-mail contact for any one.
So if someone needs to piss off IMO it isn’t Life Sucks.
So keep calling them as you see ’em LS
Can someone please explain to me how being hit on, on an anonymous website, that you voluntarity access is in any way comparable to sexual harrassment in the work place. I know most of us spend a lot of our work day on here (shamefaced grin) but that’s pretty much where the comparison ends, no?
And as for high school clique crack, I prefer to think of us as the sort of club that would never have us as members. >: )
You people are messed up. I have yet to see a real name posted for a bitch and we sure as hell don’t need a resident pervert. We complain about the irresponsible teens, bus drivers etc but allow this to go on? I don’t always disagree with LS, hell I even agreed with one of his other posts today. But to the 95% on here who don’t know each other he’s a fucking weirdo and the sooner age catches up the better. Who cares if ‘he’ll post his contact info’ maybe it’ll make it easier for the police to catch him?
C’mon people, you can’t take this shit so seriously. It’s the internet.
I’m feelin’ kinda lonely, where the stalkers at?
LMFAO – Rawk On Rosie!
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QWERTY Courage at it’s finest!
Probably Bluenoser… you wanna test it though? >;)
If it will get him to shut up…anytime!
AHAHAHAAAA!
Rosie the Riveter…are you selling plots of dirt around the HRM ?
If you are…I’m one of the ones you used to bake cookies for ~;)
Sorry More, not I… I just chose to change my handle to RtR when I was outed by an accidental fb login fail.
What kind of cookies did she make?
i think that’s what’s happening with blue’s photo, i click on it and get the beep. facebook is the devil
Yeah, I logged in thru facebook for the first time and it switched my picture to the one I have there. I should write a bitch about Beep or the lack there of…
that was one of your first outings in bitchland. the beep bitch is classic stuff
Thanks PG, I must say you’ve always been a pleasure to converse with as well. But the main reason I have a challenge (I won’t say problem) with LS is that in BC I have to tolerate people thinking we’re all inbred neanderthals back east and when I read some of his posts I almost believe it myself. BTW if I get called a Newfie one more time there will be a killing spree…lol.
haha, yep, provincial prejudice is the funniest. tho as you know, sometimes it does feel like alabama ’round here^^
Well being a redneck from Hants County, that ‘cross event’ didn’t help. If LS wants to go to a bar ask some random woman too take him home and screw that’s bar behaviour and if she’s cool about it’s all good. Here though, not all of us are as ‘open-minded’ about certain vocabulary and such. I lived in Halifax during the “Glorious 80’s!’ and partied everywhere from the Palace to Cabbagetown and the Ice House and back so I’m aware of how it is. 😉
Bluenoser, I’ve met Rosie, she could probably kick the ass of most of the posters here, and that be the truth.
Ivan’s right, big difference between the workplace and an anonymous board.
There are several regular posters, who I just don’t read, I suggest that you folks do the same.
– AND – After several months, I finally was able to delete my Facecrack account.
Well Hugo I’m hoping her offer was as much in jest as my reply was.
as long as you like dogs, she probably won’t care
I am a gentle, fluffy marshmallowy creature with a rapier-like wit, a poet’s soul and a deadly left hook…
I jest Bluenose… until I don’t.. >wink<
I don’t know if OP is new to the site (although I have seen a few bitches by Anon and I tend to think they are the same person) but you have to see that Life Sucks is having fun. He may be rude and crude but the openness and consistency of it doesn’t seem creepy.
Just skip past him if it bothers you.
Danarious’s stalking of Sebastion is rude and crude. LS is just loud.
“Danarious’s stalking of Sebastion is rude and crude. LS is just loud.”
Two things: 1) It’s not stalking. 2) It’s not rude nor crude. Now shut the fuck up.
meh
I’ve been commenting/lurking here for a while and used to be annoyed by LS’s old man ways. I even made fun of his wierd “writing impediment.” But this board would not be what it is without The Suckster. So OP, please go take a flying fuck at a chainsaw juggling, syphilis infested clown.
Why does everyone assume that if he can’t spout ignorant sexual innuendo and direct propositions he will have nothing else to say? Everyone else seems to able to conform to a certain level of decorum that is constistant with how civilized people converse. I don’t think it’s too much to ask for that the resident dinosaur clean up his act a little. Nobody is saying you can’t be a redneck or curse like a sailor, just don’t proposition bitchers/posters for sex.
Nice Rosie. Lmao.
Stephen Harper you’re a favorite of mine on here so don’t act like an outcast.
I heard much more inappropriate things come from other bitchers on here so piss anon.
to lighten the mood http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTOamnCUP0w…
I love Simon’s Cat!!!!
The Rosie the Riveter I mentioned was doing craft service & she made home made cookies all the time for the crew, they were different ones & she would come by with a tray of them, sometimes they were still warm.
What is it about fresh baked bread & cookies, that they seem so much better right out of the oven ???
I’m with Hugo — there are a few regulars that I don’t even bother reading, so just ignore sucks if he offends you. Obviously The Coast isn’t going to remove him from the board and has no issue with his postings or they’d delete them or even ban him from posting.
One thing I want to mention, though, is everyone (mostly those who haven’t been posting that long) who rags on the ‘regulars’ usually don’t stick around anyway — and it’s not our fault — this is what the bitch board is, so take it or leave it. You’ll always get people who are fair weather posters or people who will post for a bit then fuck off no matter the circumstances (remember Dr Fever? Poop? Jonno, even?). I figure those of us who have been here since the beginning (or close to it) and are true blue posters don’t have to coddle their asses. Many n00bs have become regulars (look at tommyjules and vastie, for example!), and they’re welcomed into the fold quite nicely. Here on LTWWB, we’re not about to coddle or hand hold any poster — if you can’t get over the fact that we’re outspoken (it’s a BITCH BOARD FFS) and have our own opinions, than you don’t belong here in the first place, especially if you can’t handle being called out on stupidity and/or personal responsibility. We don’t welcome SETs here all that nicely (but are perfectly willing to keep them around for entertainment). LTWWB wouldn’t be the same without idiots like Kay and Zurvivor or even More-on and it wouldn’t be the same without our resident dirty old man, Sucks.
Lots of us ‘regulars’ who meet for summits and stuff have differing opinions on things, but we’re the first to welcome each other and posters into the fold in real life. Heck, I’d get a kick out of More-on if he showed up. And my GOD (so I don’t have to listen to Wheelie’s explicit descriptions of what he wants to do with his ham-fists) will you just COME to a summit, sebastard? FFS.
Every internet community has its own unique culture, and LTWWB is no exception. And it doesn’t look like The Coast is too eager to change or modify that culture. If you find this community offensive, and think the internet should just be all sunshine and cupcakes, than perhaps it isn’t for you and you should find another place to post because nothing’s changing anytime soon.
Well said Kitty (*stands and claps*) (Shucks. Thanks for welcoming me into the fold! *blush) It is that very difference of opinions (I almost typed “onions”. WTF?) that makes the LTWWB board what it is. It wouldn’t be much fun if we all just came on here and agreed wholeheartedly with everything that was said all the time, everytime. I know there are bitchers out there that don’t agree with some or all of what I say, (and I respect them for calling me out on it), just like there are bitchers out there that I don’t agree with either. Everyone’s entitled to their opinion and isn’t it cool that we have a public forum to come and express them? If there is something that you find offensive, there is a “report” link at the bottom of each and every post on this board. Click it and/or notify the moderator. Otherwise, you are welcome to go elsewhere.
Without getting too deep and melodramatic, I personally think the LTWWB board is a fantastic representitive cross section of our society. It runs the gamut from assinine and idiotic, to deep and philosophical, (nods to Montrealman), from contemplative and thought provoking to “from-the-hip” and “in-the-moment”. From serious and contentious to just plain silly and fun (All with a liberal sprinkling of bullshit mixed in for flavour) Bottom line folks…don’t take everything to heart. It’s escapism. It’s our soapbox. It’s just fun.
Speaking of summits, kitty, I think we need another one soon-ish. 😛
i’ll have cookies ready on thursday the first
Brend… so eager to sit quietly in the corner and not speak once again, are we?
like I’m one to talk.
next summit should be a sky diving adventure with us each playing secret santa on who’s parachute you get to pack. Show of hands?
Got my hand up.
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Creepy guys, simping girls on a message board?!? on the internet?!!? Holy cheezewhiz batman, someone run and tell City Hall! Stop the presses!! THIS IS FRONT PAGE NEWS!!
Seriously OP, are you new to this whole internet thing? This happens on every forum and on every message board. I don’t think I’d like or have a whole lot of respect for the old suckster, but I’ve never met him in person so I can’t say for sure. Maybe we’d get along great. The “your place or mine” type shit is a joke though, and there are far more sick twisted and downright disgusting things that get said on this board that the mods allow. (read any of wheelie’s posts lately?)
Don’t waste your keystrokes, nothing you can say will get through to him anyways.. crazy old bugger.
Welcome back, TJ!
I think you’re reffering to my creative writing exercise where every time Sebastian says something racist, I talk about how I want to make sweet monkey love to his balding middle-aged body.
Did you miss my offer of working him like a puppet with my “ten-pound hamhands”?
Priceless!
Serious, Seb.
I’ll rock your world.
So are you actually going to come to the next summit, zed?
Sheesh.
Yeah, I think a holiday summit is in order. Weren’t we talking about a “fuck the holidays” summit sometime in dec?
I’m available every weekend except next, and I’m off from the 19th until the 4th of Jan….
Oh anyone up for the kool and the gang concert? NGF and PK are attending, yo’.
I would love to attend a summit, I’m itching to meet all you fine people, sucks included.
Yes wheelie, I’ve seen the posts. Hilarious.
I’m off work, we’ll talk tomorrow guys.
Peace and love.
i think we’re getting under your skin. you’re so funny with your peace and love stuff^^
I’m in for another summit, but let’s go someplace where we won’t get stared at so much 😉
I like zZz’s sky-diving idea, I’ll pack Montremolemans chute (not like whellie wants to pack Sebs though).
Don’t worry Sméagol, I’ve packed dozens of parachutes, and when I pack a chute, it stays packed.
Back on topic, it seems that it’s not what LS says, but how he’s saying it. Nobody rags on my ass when I make a sexual comment or innuendo.
where the hell would we go where we won’t get stared at? people stare at loud groups of people. i thought the last place was good we just need a round table
pg – Maybe we could go fishing =)
http://ekrslfishing.org/images/600full-one…
There was a roundie where we met.
Any weekend after next, (3-4 Dec), works for me. I didn’t mind the last place we went. It’s fairly central, plenty big enough, I think and like wheelie said, there was a round table in the corner. Just have to either reserve it first or beat off the cougar club that was there last time. Who cares if we get stared at? Besides, Mel gets all mental if she doesn’t get her eggs benny. I don’t think you want blood, (and hollandaise) on your hands.
It would be good to see everyone again and maybe meet some new faces. Please keep me posted.
that place is very accommodating vastie, they could put a round table up on that raised platform at the back http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/254380…
PG, if they stare, we just tell them we’re out on a day pass. Let them figure out from where.
haha, they probably think that anyway timothy, as hugo’s picture illustrates
Did someone say ham???
yes, wheelie’s ham hands and i guess eggs benny has ham. i have that stieg larsen book at the shop and WHEN you come to the summit, i can do the same thing as last time
I liked the last place — they have great food, it’s not too expensive, and perhaps we could reserve that round table, if it’s big enough.
The customer service was amazing and the management was VERY VERY accommodating when I called to make reservations.
Not like that pancake place that yelled at us for not telling them we needed accessible seating. The hostess was a huge c-unt both times I dealt with her.
Maybe weekend after next? I’ll be in no shape next sunday for a summit after Saturday night.
Trust me.
Yeah, I’m very jiggy with the last place. I’ll even bring my specially designed “Cougar Rifle”
http://ultimatetroll.webs.com/photos/Funny…
You only fire it when there’s a danger of them getting their claws into you.
The place that got a deal on bulk olives? I am so IN… with enough notice I might be able to actually get that day off…
And I agree about the round table… last time PG kept leaning in front of me to talk to TTFN and i couldn’t hear a thing! Then Ivan left to talk to Whelelie and I was left to watch the duck-lipped freaks at the next table… Hmmm…. maybe it’s me… 🙁
You think you had it rough. I had that damned little chatterbox Brendon yakking my ear off >; )
And that’s *Wheelie BTW
Isn’t that the place wheeliep wrote a bitch about, all his friends left him stranded, right? 😉
I missed the show 🙁
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_q3mOmbdYwYU/S9sA…
no that was the orld elnons
Yeah, Hugo, last place was great. I go there a couple times a week. As someone said, the service is great. We could get the roundtable, easy peasy, lemon squeezie, “that you Whhezie!?.
yeah, olives for all my friends
Opa! Smash the plates! Light the cheese on fire!!!! Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh… and I forgot: Hugo…. I can crack walnuts with my thighs
And the only reason Seb wants Wheelie so much? Meals on Wheels. (yeah, I went there)
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Meals on wheels
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Summit Sausage Fest!
— or —
3 Poles In A Hole
Have I mentioned(MANtioned) how I’m gonna play Sebbie like a sexy accordian?
You go girl!
RSVPs
Just trolling through (if that’s the right expression) this thread and noted two comments which referred to Montrealman. In keeping with my usual practice of responding to all such comments (see the title “RSVP” above – you know what that means, don’t you?) I shall reply to both Avasto and Hugo Phurst with whom past relations have not been, um, effusive in their cordiality.
; Avasto (Nov. 25, 1:36PM) – Many thanks for your observation regarding my “deep and philosophical” comments on LTWWB. However, I was puzzled by your next observation to the effect that others were “contemplative and thought provoking.” The difficulty – I am sure you can see it – is that the one necessarily implies the other, i.e., one cannot be “deep and philosophical” WITHOUT being, simultaneously, “contemplative and thought provoking” but, of course, I could be wrong. Any clarification on this point would be deeply appreciated.
: Hugo Phurst (Nov. 25, 7:20PM) – A very generous offer to pack my chute for the proposed sky-diving contest. It seems to me that you have finally realized the value of my deep and philosophical comments (see above) and are prepared to make amends for you previous misguided behaviour. Unfortunately I will not be able to attend the forthcoming summit – transportation problems and all that – but, were it otherwise, I would gladly volunteer to mix your drinks.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“Just trolling through (if that’s the right expression)”
Well Great Gosh A’Mighty. Let the bells ring out and the banners fly. After nearly 2 years Annie finally got one right. Still, even a blind sebastian will eventually find his corn(hole). but I think Montemoleman deserves a round of applause
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“Two things: 1) It’s not stalking. 2) It’s not rude nor crude. Now shut the fuck up.”
– Posted by Donairious BIG on November 24, 2011 at 10:40 PM
It is all of those things, but not only that but when you extend the comments to all homosexuals it is illegal hate speech. You belong in jail where hopefully you’d get the perfect punishment.
So I guess oldhandjob’s out of jail?
Awww, I like u suckster. No_fool thinks you’re SUCCULENT, darling. You made me feel wanted and loved. Will u be my valentine?
I also think tommy has pretty eyes