I dislike being touched. I told you this. You keep touching me. My hair. My hands. My face. Please don’t touch me anymore. You say you’re just a “touchy person” but I’m starting to suspect you’re just a creep. Not because you like to randomly stroke people (that’s creepy enough) but because when I explicitly said stop, you didn’t.
Touch me again and you will no longer be in possession of opposable digits. —We Break Thumbs
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
Oh, Bill!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoDpYwqNjC0
Oh, Bill!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoDpYwqNjC0
Inform him that it’s assault and ask him if he’s been SHARP trained, if he does it again, call the cops.
…and for ustwess….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR_9FxKpoBU
your face? who does that and how does it get by you to let it happen?
time to break out the bitch pants and lay down the law.
yeah, you can go that route as well…
it wouldn’t be the first time a frivolous lawsuit has come about..
http://gizmodo.com/5826482/woman-charged-w…
Actually, it’s battery 8) *snort*.
Try: ‘GET YER FUCKING MITTS OFF ME’ with a bullhorn.
There’s a guy like this at my work…I would have reported him last time, but didn’t document when I gave the “do it again and I will go to HR” warning.
Is this happening in a workplace in HRM that’s federal and all science like? I’d love it if I weren’t the only one about to complain about the creep here.
I am not ‘touch-y’ either. I’m Anglican or one of “god’s frozen people.” Touching me or hovering behind me, especially if you cast a shadow or I can feel your breath on my neck are two things that make my skin crawl and my arsehole tighten.
Is this a cultural thing, or a creepy thing? know that some cultures have no concept of personal space…still though, when in Rome…
If it’s a creepy thing, I think you have warned him enough times. If he comes up behind you, an elbow to his solar plexus is in order. If he comes from the front, pinch his ear, hard, and move him laterally away. This oughta do the trick.
A touchy person huh? Tell him you’re just a kicky type of person. I hate when people act like they have no control over their shit. I’m just a _____ person! Fuck off.
It might be time to introduce Mrs. Foot to Mr. Nuts.
haha xeno, you sound like me. seriously tho, i have been touched many times working in a kitchen but it’s usually on the back or arm. “watch out i”m behind you with a hot pan” smack him hard op
Him saying he’s a touchy person is like a pedophile saying they’re just a “children’s playground enthusiast”.
I’m just a rapey person
i’m just overly horny, what’s your excuse?
I’m a demon.
Lol nothing like some good old fashioned catholic digital stimulation
OB is just one of sebastian’s hetero and happily married coworkers.
What a CREEP!!!Oh that makes me so mad!! Don’t put up with that shit even for a minute! Sounds like one of those creepo serial killer types! One word: TAZER!! Or say, yea my husband is a cop and he’s pretty touchy too! I say report the asshole to your manager, and see how ” touchy” he is then, it’s sexual assault! Managers are usually pretty good about that stuff,You deserve way better than that! He deserves a good swift kick to the nads! What a Jackass!
🙂