This province obviously needs to administer a math and reading test with the drivers’ licenses. Why are so many people putting their head up their ass with regard to “STOP and WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN YOU DOUCHEBAG”. It’s not STOP AND GO CUZ I’M THE CENTER OF THE KNOWN WORLD AND THE OTHERS CAN LICK MY ASS CUZ THIS SOUPED-UP SHITBOX IS DA BOMB”.
I know it’s a challenge to put down your smoke, your coffee, your cell phone, tuck your cock back in your pants because yeah that “fuckin blonde” you just saw would NOT break out in laughter and you wouldn’t go more limp than an eggplant soaked in water for a week instead of riding her for 4 hours, put your makeup away… ffs people, it’s all funny until you hit my car and hurt one of my kids. THEN the “Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t get my hairbun past my anus” won’t be enough. I’m starting to think cameras are needed in this city. Maybe a few hundred tickets will smarten people the fuck up. —Sick of STOP Being “VROOOM”
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
agreed op http://mobilefiller.files.wordpress.com/20…
You seem timid in traffic. I’ve had the opposite problem in this city with 4 way stops, people waiting too long to make their move and confusing everyone else, then everyone goes out of turn. Is it possible you may be one of these people OB?
yeah, I experience harper’s observation quite a bit more…
people (re: FUCKING IDIOTS with a 1/2 second attention span)
forgetting who’s turn it is to go through the 4 way.
OB there *are* cameras in this city.
At the school my neice went to there was a stop sign that a lot of parents ignored, so cops were secretly set on either side of the street, it was hilarious watching the suburb mums get pulled over for speeding. I thought that was great work, especially so close to a school. Definitely put the speeding to a close.
This made absolutely no sense to me. None.
This bitch meets my personal quota of sexy body part references.
Thank you OP.
For some drivers STOP means ‘Sail Through Over Pedestrians’.
Are stop signs vinyl? I didn’t get past the title.
What intersection are you driving through OB? I’d like to see how someone can drive smoking, with a coffee in hand, a cell phone in the other, and his cock in some blonde chick while driving. That person is fit for Canada’s Got Talent.