WTF… are you seriously in that much of a hurry to get on the bus that you need to push the people in front of you? Do you love riding the bus each day that much? In case you didn’t notice, there were 8 people at the bus stop this morning. Five of us were ahead of you, and you pushed like the reaper was on your tail. Calm the fuck down. It’s bad enough I have to deal with the cold weather and shitty service, but having you push makes it all the less bearable. —UnderTheWheels
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2011.
The weather is warming up so quit complaining.
If it was this bus, I can understand why they want on so damn bad….
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It’s that stinky old fuck at Lacewood, isn’t it, OP?
That guy’s just a bastard. Push the fucker back.
the absolute worst for this (and I’ve done transit all over canada is.. older asian woman..i swear it took all my niceness not to bitch slap them occasionaly
BOR-ring!
Wanna know the funny thing? 8 times out of 10, the bus stops directly in front of me. I can be in a crowd, but if i step forward, there are the doors, right in front of me.
speaking of buses, were on a 14 heading out from town today kitty. at about 12:45? and buses get the dregs of humanity sometimes.
Shit, yeah, that WAS me! LOL
Oh my, kitty, you have a suckulicious stalker!
did you notice the guy with the clear plastic bag, and camo ball cap? there were moi.
Watch out! he’s camouflaged! That means he’ll sneak up and get that bag over your head before you know it. Yikes!
(K, I’m reading Inspector Rebus novels too late at night.)
well it’s obvious…
she’s the one pole dancing the entire trip….
AHAHAHAHA ralmn.
No, I didn’t, sorry 🙁 I’m generally in my own little world on the metro transit. Next time come and say hi 😉
I think zed’s a little bitter he’s never gotten to see the PK pole dancing show.
Move to my hood, man, and take my routes. Hay, I take the 21 home every day from Scotia Square — so it’s not like I’m hard to find 😉 That’s the only thing I can suggest 😛
yeah, a later 21… some day.
It’s a shame I didn’t see you, Miss Kitty. I was by myself wearing a grey-and-black shirt eating some delicious seafood.
Yeah, probably a later one, zed. I have to get my ass from the south end to scotia square so I end up on the second last run.
195: I’ll betcha your seafood was the wonderful seafood I kept smelling. I had to RUN to get the bus and I kept thinking “mmm I want fish and chips!”
You would’ve shared, right? heehee
Hahaha of course I would’ve shared with you. 🙂
i was sitting off on the side, by the two chinese kids, i offered the girl a spot by me, and looked at you about ten times, and you looked dead on at me. maybethe greyish beard will ring a bell there.
“a suckulicious stalker” DUN DUN … DUN!
LS…
(cockblocker stuff here)
Is this a regular route for you? And how did you know it was PK?
I added the Suckster to my FB.
I may have looked at you, but I probably wasn’t paying attention. I’m in my own little world most of the time. HA. But…aw crap this is gonna bug me for the rest of the day! lol.
*sigh* I’m a day dreamer, guys. My head’s always up in the clouds! (that’s why if you see me and even if I look right at you and I know you and I don’t say hi or smile or wave, it’s not because I’m avoiding you or trying to be rude it’s because I’m in my own little world and don’t know you’re there :P)
Also: thanks, ‘matron! You’re a sweetie!
No probs, PK. I like that you are so friendly and free, but sometimes it causes me to bite my nails = p
Don’t worry, Kim! I’m pretty tight lipped on the personal details on my FB page 🙂
Plus I live with my dad who is pretty bad ass and would likely do serious harm to anyone who attempts to do even minor harm to me. heehee.
My mom’s name is Kim too, Kim, and I love how your post was all motherly — it reminded me of her which gave me the warm fuzzies! LOL.
Kim was ‘the’ name of the 60s. Both my daughters, boyfriends’ moms are named Kim, as is quite a few of their friends’ moms. Ironically, I think Kim Novak inspired the trend–she was a sex symbol = )…not image you want for your Mom = ).
my new bff (whether she like it or not) si the lovely Miss Kitty ..she sure is purdy 🙂
I don’t like pushers either. They make me have violent thoughts lol
martym, a cute little pixie.
and ivan, if you are going to be about this sat. the suckster will stop in to say howdy again. this time, minus the hair. got it all chopped off today. the beard might also be gone. hint, hint, kitty, or whoever else.
bingo LS.. and I predict someone someday will be pixalated by her charms 🙂
I am indeed, Lifer. Show up around noon-ish and we’ll go for a pint.
You guys are too kind! I mean, don’t get me wrong I’m loving the compliments, but major blush-age over here! lol
Kim — are you a kimberly or just a kim? My mom’s just a kim because my grandmother hated nick names and named her kids one syllable names, lol. Everyone thinks she’s a kimberly.
I freaking love my mom 🙂
Just Kim, but I still get the nicknames Kimberly, Kimber and the dreaded Kimmy = ).
(It’s okay, paingirl, I can take it from you = )
I miss the bread lady. 🙁
Is marty the one with the cake pic?PK not creeping or adding. Just curious.
cake pic? and fb friend me if you like real chick ..the more beeatch’n the better in fb world 🙂
OP. I’ve been there. I wear a backpack, giving myself a two foot buffers zone. However, people still like to assfuck me onto the bus.
Same situation in the grocery lineup. Nothing like a good ass fucking to get the line up going faster.
Getting off the bus and I’m near the door trying to get off, it’s like the bus is going to explode. Who’s driving the bus? Sandra Bullock?
I meant to say 609.6 millimeters for those reading in metric.
yeah, sorry about that miss kimmy, and donkster. i like messing about with names. i was surprised to see a bus bitch get so many responses…you’re a funny guy senor
sounds to me like a well laid plan. kitty, are you up for it? anyone else?
I’m booked this weekend, so no kitty!
No Kitty!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Awww 🙁
Another weekend, I promise, guys! I’ll even drag some other bitches along (against their WILL if I have to! :P) 🙂
“However, people still like to assfuck me onto the bus.” LOLOL
assfucking on a bus, could be hazzardous to your freedom. just sayin’. but yeah kitty, okay, we’ll all have a boozeroo. by the way, is that the bredon i think it is, on your friend list?
Aw hell maybe I should join in on this fb fun … we’ll see.
I hear ya Donk. But, I gotta stay true to my Luddite principles. When the lad I work Saturdays with shamefacedly confessed that he had joined the Church of Facebookology I threatened to buy him a Hello Kitty Backpack and box of Tampax for Xmas. He eventually forgave me but you see how there’s now way I can backslide now. I believe the bookstore is on FB, there was a picture of moi on it once.
You definitely should, Donk. 😉
Yup — sure is, LS. Brendon’s a cool guy 🙂
We should be FB friends, Donk. I like the cut of your jib, Missy!
PK…who’s the cake guy? Is it a cake? it looks like a cake. I thought it was Marty
That’s suckers, RC!
He had it on his profile on here for a while as his avatar 🙂
I just emailed you pk
If you’re trying to pronounce my name just say it without the H.
🙂 !
Hah, I totally bet I know who the cake guy is!
Is Hugo the chef?
i belong to uol, this is my only “social network”. i have given enough clues that even this guy could find me http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/17/…
Marty’s the chef. Hugo is Blue’s papa.
LOL OP. No one has anything good to say about public transit. It all comes down to how much is your time worth……2 hours commuting/day for $2.25, or a quick trip in your own car. Maybe the pushing dude thinks that the faster he can push those minions onto the bus, the quickly he’ll get to his destination.
I got your email, donk and added you 🙂
I take the bus and I can’t stand those people that have to literally stand inches away from you when there is clearly plenty of space for them elsewhere. I am a bit OCD when it comes to personal space to begin with and when someone’s backpack is constantly knocking you on the arm or elsewhere you just want to push them out the door when the bus stops.
That said, I didn’t mind a particular pretty female do the same on the way home from work yesterday. Damn me and my double standards.
I didn’t get a friend request … insert perplexed face here *
Oh, lol wrongggg account. Someone else set that up for me back in grade 10 when I was “anti fb” and could care less …
Herp derp. 😛
You know it B.
Trying to figure out how all you guys are getting to know each other outside of LTWWB. Is there a social night or something lol ?
Dummy email accounts and FB adds, kirbul 🙂
You can join in on the fun if you’d like 😉
Would love too, it would be nice to put some faces to the names in here. After a couple of years of reading and commenting in LTWWB, it could throw a whole new spin on things. I almost added an actual pic of myself the other day but changed my mind.
I may or may not have creeped Donk’s fb and seen her picture with two other lovely ladies. *innocent face* http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Well then add me, durrrrr.
Will do. 🙂
You can add me if you want, kirbul. I’m really not a huge bitch, I promise *blush* lol
prettykittylady@gmail.com 😉 I’ll give you the deets 😉
Gez, we keep going like this and there will be no anonymous..isity(?) left by the end of the week.
😛
HAHAHA. It’s true.
But after the bitcher’s summit in the summer…there won’t me much anyway 😛
PS: Excited about this weekkkkenddd, FA!