You are always taking the same bus as me and worse you work in my building too. Not one time do I not see you without your finger in your nostril. Gawd, what’s inside that you like so much to pick.
Is it gold? I wish I can be a doctor for once and use the tweezers to squeeze your balls so I could see if you have gold up your poop hole too.
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2008.


seeing how you are a nurse perhaps you could suggest something rather than bitch about it what do we tax payers pay you for anyway and where is your florence nightengale temperment?! do you make fun of geriatric paitents too? mentally challenged. wow lady get some compassion!! I hope that I never get you as a nurse with your fucking attitude, perhaps you should be a prison nurse. butch might wanna do ya.
“We”‘re not paying her while she’s on the bus. He / She is allowed to hate whoever he / she wants.
Ginger, like you would like to sit there and watch someone pick their nose?
sure james why not…free country isn’t it.. picking your nose isn’t a crime…why not go after the people who do commit crimes like porn, drugs etc…nose pickers just need to relieve themselves. if you don’t like it don’t look!
Relieving yourself in public is not always acceptible in a free country. Nose picking is rude, as is farting, spitting and my new favourite: expelling snot from your nose directy onto the sidewalk. The polite way to clear your nose in public is to blow or wipe with a tissue. Even a subtle pick with a tissue is OK because everyone around you will know that it’s going in the hankie, not under the bus seat or flicked through the air to land on my book which I had to throw out.
Ahh I believe that little move is called “The Trucker” Miles…gotta love that one most of all! The first time I saw that horrendous display was when a quiant looking older couple was walking along the harbour boardwalk. I was thinking how sweet they looked together; wobbling along like the elderly do…when all of a sudden the guy leans to the side, puts a finger to one nostril and boom: snots all over a jogger running past them from behind. Hilarious and absolutely disgusting all at once.
“The Trucker” eh? I like it. It’s good to know too that I am not the only one noticing this maneuver either. And as for that poor jogger….it’s funny because it’s not me.
We all pick our nose- most of us have the decency to do it in private. The problem isn’t the nose picking, it’s not even so much about doing it in public. The problem is what the fuck they do with it after its on their finger tip. Do they wipe it on the bus seat, the window or do they flick it randomly? What was a person’s private business, as nasty as it is, all of a sudden becomes everyone else’s problem when their big, nasty booger gets logged in some unsuspecting person’s hair or smooshed on their backpack. How about grabbing the pole on the bus or the bar on the back of the seat and have a big, slimey boogie on your hand? Think about it… have you ever seen a public nose picker politely wipe their booger in a tissue? I didn’t think so! They are nasty, along with all the bastards who clip their nails in public!!!
Oh fuck, the nail clippers!!! I went on a date ages ago with a guy who, when I walked in to meet him, was clipping his nails into the ashtray! How sick is that! Nor do I want to see women filing their nails in public! Get some class, I dont want to inhale your fingernail dust!!
Oh, and what about those little assholes who spit everywhere. I just moved here from Ottawa and it was like an epidemic there… These little jerks with their pants around their knees would think it’s cool to hock up a glob right on the sidewalk and there would be so much of it you constantly had to look down while walking so you wouldn’t step in it. Absolutely disgusting!!
Once I was waiting on the subway platform and saw an old man do a snot rocket on to the tracks. He literally shot it a good 6 feet. Ewwwwwww!