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Yeah I like the Jonas brothers. Deal with it. You don’t have to change the lyrics and sing to me: “Sos, i like to suck on steve!” Just go back to listening to your idiotic motorhead or something. gosh.
—ANGER!
This article appears in May 28 – Jun 3, 2009.
41 Comments
Oh, come on, just like Hanson (although they were never created and run by an evil conglomerate) before them, they’re a bunch of douchebaggy idiots that deserve it. Wow. I just defended the artistic integrity of Hanson. I just died a little inside.
Mincing lyrics is the most entertaining. Whenever I heard ”Complicated” by Avril Lavigne, I would always burst out into song: Why you wanna fuck me up the ass when I’m constipated?
Dude if you admit to liking a boy band you’re going to get ripped on. And Motörhead kicks their fucking pansy asses.
Suck on Steve…….classic.
Its true. Motorhead has Triple H backing them up.
Not so sure I’d mess with NKOTB though; they are from Boston.
I’m sure most people who are musically attuned have the secret guilty pleasure of liking a band or song that their peers would consider lamer than a one legged piglet. Most people would never reveal this deep dark secret but you, OP, have chosen to say, fuck you, deal with it! I toast you with a champagne glass of Metamucil.
My guilt pleasure was the song ‘Get Down’ by Gilbert O’Sullivan circa 1973. It still makes me want to dance but if I did, I’m afraid my flaccid cantelopes would knock me out.
Motorhead gives me a headache and The Jonas brothers make me want to to throw up. Give me some Matt Anderson any day!
You know how in that South Park episode “The Ring” the Jonas Brothers sprayed white foam over a screaming audience of twelve year old girls? Well…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POkND1C3dD4
bayBAAAY
LOL TTFN. I don’t know if you went somewhere or were just lurking but I missed you!
and your running commentary on the state of your melons. Whew, is it just me, or is it hot in here?
I’ve got a ring on my finger to remind me what I cannot do
Can’t just do whatever I feel like, i’ve got to stay right just and true
But who needs sex, drugs and partying
When we can cook a meal then sit around and watch netflicks
BAAAAY BAAAAAAAAY
P.S: please Mickey Mouse don’t beat me up hahahaha
Peace, Love & Motorhead!
You have terrible taste in music, OP. Deal with it. If any of my friends admitted to liking a boy band, that would be a relationship-ender right there. You’re lucky they just mock you instead of doling out power wedgies. Gosh.
lmao@flaccid cantaloupes
Ugh the jonas brothers……I have no comment for this other than they make me want to rip my ears off and feed them my house hippos
SwampDonkey: It’s the Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades!!! Fuck yeah! Lemi is a god!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2uxQ6gl7vI…
TTFN: MoleRat said it right. I think it’s getting hot in here!
Last time I tried to bounce my skin pumpkins like basketballs, I ended up caught in a powerline.
The jonas brothers? Realy?
i am prettty open to music but the jonas brothers? enjoy that in your alone time.
Jonas Brothers aren’t music. Grow up OP – I assume your older than 12 years old. Act your age.
I think the fact that you referred to Motorhead as “idiotic” speaks volumes about your musical taste. Lemmy has chunks of bands like the Jonas Brothers in his stool.
bahaha skin pumpkins
You know I’m born to lose, and gambling’s for fools,
But that’s the way I like it baby,
I DON’T WANNA LIVE FOREVER
I can’t really criticize the OP…we all have guilty and not so guilty pleasures…mine is Justin Timberlake….he’s got sexy ladies, and he’s just letting you know.
OK OP…I`m not a fan AT ALL of the Jonas brothers..but I`m a Closet Michael Bolton fan .. I can`t help it .. and I`m a big Rod Stewart fan…even though you`ll find no cds in my collection telling you that. I got T.I playing in the car and the hip at home..but I can’t help it…and I love every song in the Jukebox at Chicken burger.
We have as much of a right to make fun of your appalling “taste” in music as you do to listen to the hollow, repetitive, vapid and entirely fabricated by corporate machines musical stylings of the Jonas Brothers. Eat it. And buy a Tom Waits album.
I was listening to Waits last night – love the guy – who else could growl so convincingly about drinking pianos?
Give me a dimly lit room, a comfy chair, Billy Joel and a Makers Mark and I’m happy. Also find shocking that the JB’s even garnered a Grammy nomination. (smacks head) Quit feeding them, god damn it!!
Billy Joel, another guilty pleasure of mine. A not so guilty pleasure – the desire to suck on Pete Doherty’s chin hairs.
I’m with you on that one girl.
Yeah, own the Billy Joel Love, TTFN! He kicks ass.
One of the worst things I’ve ever seen: the Jonas Brother performing with Stevie Wonder at the Grammy’s. Why O Why would Stevie agree to this? They were just awful, I felt so bad for him.
Motörhead rocks! Stop making fun of my taste in music, OP!!
To be honest, I’ve never seen the Jonas Brothers except for brief glimpses – one of my kids call them the singing embroyos. They’re simply following the tradition of being a money-generating pre-teen hysteria machine pumped to distortion by aggressive publicity and money-grubbing promoters. Yes, they’re probably very talented kids. I just hope they save some bucks from their brief flash in the pan. The trailer park is filled with Leif Garretts and David Cassidys.
TTFN, like it or lump it: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akNlYNgB9zY/SKCD…
TTFN: I met Billy Joel a few years back and I can tell you he is one seriously cool guy! A little twitchy, kinda weird and definitely eccentric, but a very nice guy none the less.
Very talented as well and way underrated. The first album I had of his was ‘The Stranger’ – also loved ‘Glass Houses’ – that’s probably my favorite Joel album. Wow, it must have been pretty amazing to meet someone like that although I hear he has very stubby fingers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Jonas Brothers ain’t got nuthin’ on NKOTB.
Flame away, bitches.
Don’t they wear purity rings? Eventually one of them will get caught with their pants down, laugh I shall.
singing embryos….priceless and billy joel is great stubby fingers and all
Holy fuck, Dino, just caught the pic – too freaking funny. Hey, do you pronounce your moniker Dino (Deen-O) like Fred Flintstone’s favourite pet or Dino (Dine-O), like short for dinosaur?
I prefer the latter TTFN, as a homage to one of my favorite bands Dinosaur Jr. Did you hear they’re coming to the festival here this summer?
Dino – Oh hells yeah! I’m ridiculously excited, it’s gonna be a sweet time on the hill.
let it come down from the mountains and rejoice. the ony real music in the world came from the late 70s to the late 80s. these bands rocked,punked,and new waved themselfs to a whole new world.
God bless Joey Ramone
TTFN: Not to sound like I’m blowing my horn or anything (because it really has nothing to do with ME), but I’ve met so many celebrities over the years, it’s not something I even think about really. I was the sous-chef at one of Halifax’s finest high-end restaurants for years and we had a lot of celebrities come in. It was an open concept kitchen, so customers could come right up and see their food being made if they wanted to. A lot of the celebrities that came in would want to come up and watch while we cooked. Like I was telling PK last month, Tom Selleck embarrased the hell out of me (I was mad he didn’t have his moustache at the time). The coolest thing though was when I got drunk at our bar with Kathy Bates. She is one amazingly funny and talented woman! She had me in stitches all night long!
I’m with Kay here Motörhead rocks!
Ewww Jonas Brothers….silly queers.