Yes, you are SO cool with your trendy beard, trendy beer, trendy cut and trendy boots. Get over yourself you dink. You’re probably a cool guy, but you’re covered in a veil of bullshit. Oh, you’re a musician you say? Who cares. I’m trying to enjoy my trendy beer without having to listen to your crap, and there’s not enough room between our tables, and there’s only one bar in this area. It must be exhausting having to be cool all the time. Just be yourself, for once! No pretense! -Relentless Plucker
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2014.
I hear Black Sabbath was pretty good?
So It’s okay for YOU to drink trendy beer but not hipster musicians?
I’ve never heard the word combination beer and trendy, sounds wankish.
i like beards
I’m growing 2 beards…
At least beards are coming back…
I look really weird clean-shaven.
Coming back??? Have you been around Halifax for the past 5 years? lol.
I keep the scruff…then get lazy and voila, beard.
I want some of that trendy beer!
Is this really bitch worthy? I don’t get people who take offense to someone else being trendy. How do you know he wasn’t being himself? MYOB.
Not bitch worthy. Or maybe. Who knows.
being himself, I doubt it. Takes a big set to be yourself in today’s world. And you sure as hell won’t look like a hipster! lol.
But yeah, who cares about hipsters. Let them be silly and do something cool while they debate their individuality.
Shave the fuzz off your faces, you look like street people. Trendy beer? FFS, try moosehead dry ice! Two cans o dat and you won’t give a fuck about anything.
So ask him: ‘What’s your deal, man?’ If he starts spouting bull feces, just start laughing at him. When he asks you why, tell him what you told this board. It’ll either get a laugh from him or a punch in the face for you.
Better yet, plug in your earbuds, pump up the sound and ignore him.
My beard isn’t trendy…..please tell me it’s not trendy!!!
2 reasons for my beard, Winter warmth, and to hide my Mothers chin.
I had a beard all winter, saw a blurb in Huffpost about how beards were cool, and shaved it off.
Lots of beard bars around here. I went to one last night. I think I was the only guy not wearing plaid and sporting a big beard. I felt left out. At least I had a pair of Blundtstones…
I would grow a big ass beard but summer’s here (don’t say anything) and it gets hot and itchy in there.