Every night my gf and I go to work and while we are there, there is a female who insists on watching my every move when I’m outside. My gf is getting very mad at this and is on the verge of speaking to her. I don’t want to cause a scene since this is our work and we are only there about 30 mins a night to pick up our load. Dear very tall female, I am NOT interested in you, you are not my type in anyway so please, stop looking at me before this goes any further. —Don’t Wanna Be Rude, But You’re Nasty

This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.

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  5. she has every right to look.

    Just like you have every right to tell her she’s making you uncomfortable. You also have the right to say to your gf, within earshot, “dude, it’s that creepy stalker she-hulk again.. can we go stand somewhere not around her please?”

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  8. upon closer inspection, this bitch has the semi-catty prose of a jealous female.

    OP.. are you sure this isn’t your girlfriend doing some evasive manoeuvring? tricky tricky.. to write as if you’re HIM.. banking on the likelihood that she’ll read it and feel so ashamed that she’ll stop stalking him. When the reality is that yes. She stalks your boyfriend but maybe he’s not totally disgusted by this behaviour… Maybe she’s hot. Or smart. Or interesting or just plain distracting. And, far from the reality you’re trying to paint of him being disgusted by this “very tall female”, (I dunno.. i’m picturing a supermodel type.. which pisses you off even more) he’s actually a little bit fascinated by her. And you’re freaking out. And so you resorted to this final bastion of chasing away the competition.

    It would have worked too if i’d kept my damned mouth shut.

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  9. WTF does your GF have to do with some crazy chick staring at YOU?

    I fail to see the GF’s stake in this situation at all. You are an individual who is sharing space and time with another individual………there is NO FUCKING OWNERSHIP over each other……..this goes for marrieds as well.

    People are people………..and couples are but two people. Geezuz!

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  10. I’ll betcha the first thing your ‘stalker’ would say is: ‘What the fuck are you talking about, jerkwad?’ And your jealous little girlfriend is as insecure as a fucking inbred poodle.

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  11. I fail to see the GF’s stake in this situation at all.

    Koda I think his girlfriend wrote this bitch.

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  13. Bury a finger up to the second knuckle up your hooter, select a big slimy green gilbert and lick it off – do this right in front of her, case closed.
    Either that or it’s Survivor trolling for someone/anyone to pay her water/gas/power/phone bills.

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  14. I agree that this sounds like the insecure gf wrote it. Most guys would be flattered to have a female checking him out – gives him a chance a to add another showtime for the gunshow. Pow pow.

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  15. I think it’s a bit lame that your girlfriend has such a problem with this other girl staring at you…as long as that’s all this woman is doing. Alot of women stare at my husband, but I don’t see any point in getting hung up on it; usually, I just make a little joke of it. The one time I felt rage was when I was 9 days overdue with my child, and as we were heading into the cinema, a gaggle of cougars started catcalling him with their drooling faces lolling out the window of their minivan taxi, oblivious to the fact that he’s got his arm around the waist of a heavily pregnant woman. If i’d had a rock in my hand at the time….!!!
    Sure, it’s rude if I happen to be next to him, but at the same time, I appreciate the fact that he is an extremely attractive man, and one that I can trust. I think it’s good for our relationship that we’re occassionally made to feel attractive by the bit of unsolicited attention we once in a while get from people of the opposite sex. A good relationship means you bring that positivity back to it, instead of letting your ego go wild!

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  22. Bitchez be CRAZY out there. I don’t even LOOK at anyone with a penis (I don’t even make eye contact) anymore because I don’t wanna get jumped by some crazy insecure life sucking wench.

    There’s a lot of them out there and their “m[e]n” never seem to pick up on the crazy nutbar syndrome lurking in their general vicinity.

    Though, insecure women USUALLY means more blow jobs so…..

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  23. An insecure, chubby Goth is the blowjob bonanza. Also the only time it’s acceptable to enjoy the music of Rob Zombie.

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  28. Of course IK, the writer could be a woman with a girlfriend. OP could be nervous that the third female in this triangle could set off her overly possessive girlfriend.

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  35. Man …she happenes to stare one day, you stare back, this continues. She probably thinks you’re nasty as well.

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  39. HAY TRISHA LEWIS: JSUT IGNORE YOUR POSTS WHEN YOU LOG IN AS YOUR SCREEN NAME AND NO ONE’LL BE THE WISER.

    Also, let Mod Bird know and she’ll probably be able to delete those posts.

    <3

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