I have a small message for the guy who broke in my car. This is the second time and I’m tired of it. I NO LONGER leave loose change or valuables in it. Don’t you get it? Stop Fucking with my car and get a job! Asshole! —Pissed-off Lady
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.


that’s the crackheads for you. they can’t see straight and don’t know to look before breaking in. fuck dummies, there are windows there, you know.
install an alarm
At first glance…I thought this was about someone sexually abusing a poor defenseless automobile !
If it’s a Saturn they’re breaking in to drop off some change as they took pity on you for driving the flinstones model 5. yabba dabba doo, any cock will doo…
If they are crackheads (and very likely they are), keep a baseball bat near your door. If you see them, start swinging.
Also, install an alarm, or just connect the exposed wires of an extension cord to the vehicle’s panels (metal of course) and ground it. That should zap the crack out of them and make them sizzle.