Ralph’s Adult Entertainment has started advertising itself as the best adult entertainment east of Montreal. This is not true. Ralph’s offers the worst adult entertainment east of Montreal. The MC constantly badgers the patrons reminding them to tip the dancers and you are reminded constantly that you are not allowed to be there unless you are drinking an over priced drink. You aren’t allowed to take a five minute break between drinks. Not even a two minute break. They are on you like that. Add on to this that contact lap dances are not even allowed in this province and the two hour drive to Moncton suddenly seems a lot shorter.
This article appears in Apr 10-16, 2008.
Any place called ‘Ralph’s Adult Entertainment’ sounds like a dive even Charlie Sheen would avoid. Probably as clean as Paris Hilton’s crotch rot.
looooooool ttfn! And hooters is right next to it! go figure.
If you gotta go to Moncton to get a chick to come in contact with your lap, you need to work on your people skills. The Dartmouth Dinner Theatre is not bad as far as such clubs go…they even have a portuguese chef….I hear fur burgers are a specialty. Now the Lighthouse, if anyone remembers that place….THAT was the worst.
omg miles lmfao. the lighthouse tavern! my husband and his friend went there cause it was staggering distance to tuns! rofl rofl thanks miles for the memory.
The Lighthouse??? You’re talking cream of skank there, Miles. When they tore it down, thirty thousand crabs found themselves homeless.
Ah yeah, The Lighthouse. Back in my uni days it was around the corner from where I lived. Nice place, that.