I’ll be adding new friends every week, but yet my list is going DOWN! Why? Because for every Facebook friend I gain, I lose two or three more! People seem to delete me when I write a status. This pisses me off, because my statuses are worth reading compared to the gawdawful shit most people put, they’re not fucking statements of every little detail of my everyday life. And before any of you say so, no they’re not offensive either. Yes, I get a few comments and ‘likes’, but I lose several friends every time. My question is: How do people who write boring statuses about currently eating a blueberry muffin, or showering then heading to work and then going to bed, or loving the color red manage to keep over 500 friends but an individual who puts some thought into their statuses gets deleted frequently and can’t even reach 130? Not that the number really matters, but why, people, would you rather read about what someone is watching on TV over comical or thoughtful messages that have nothing to do with every little thing I do in a day? Seriously, I had 4 people delete me right after I wrote a heartfelt message as a tribute to someone close to me who passed away. What the fuck, really?! —People like Boring Shit
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.
I can imagine from your desperate bitch that people are deleting you because your annoying as hell.
Who gives a crap about how many friends you have on god damn facebook.
get a life and go outside.
People love to read about inane shite, why do you think i hang out on here?
I hate Twitface.
Aw shit, OP. You’ve gone and done it now.
if you think your FB friends rejecting you hurts….just wait until the bitchers get their mitts on this one. :S
hahahahahahahahahaha man this person sucks
OP, get a life. Facebook is so 2007. Go out and meet real people.
Holy Hell , Let me guess your 12 right ? Jesus , who the hell cares how many friends you have on FB. Have you ever thought maybe people aren’t deleting you because of the quality of your status updates. Why do you even keep track is the real question.
HAHAHAHA I wish I could delete you from this board. Are you seriously going through your “friends” list and looking at who deleted you after you post your status updates? that is assanine to say the least. I mean how much time do you have on your hands here?
No wonder you get deleted. I sort of want to add you just to delete you.
I delete or hide people that post too often, OP, no matter how “interesting” their statuses are. You sound like one of those.
If they were really your friends, not only would they not delete you, you wouldn’t be relying on FB to keep in touch anyways.
Or maybe your posts just remind them that they’re “friends” with someone on FB that they haven’t spoken to in forever, and that prompts them to delete you.
Survivor?…..Is that you?
People deleting you after you post something?
Sounds like you.
WOW OB…you get pissed off because a bunch of random people delete your drivel from Facecrack….then you come here so anonymous people can make fun of you … can this bitch be real, I wonder ?
You really need to back away from the computer & get outside for a couple of years !
drivel, i love that word
Maybe because you’re narcissitic?
Fake bitch.
“I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends” –Zach Galifianakis’s character Ethan Tremblay in Due Date, describing why he is a likable person ;D.
Haul your head out of your hole and go outside and live a real fucking life. If you’re defining yourself by the number of people you have on FB, you have more problems than you think.
I haven’t looked at the number of friends I have on FB in…. shit, probably a year and a half ago when I deleted half the people on my list (actually more like 2/3s) because I simply never talked to them.
Since then I’ve regularly cut people. I just did a round of cuts about a month and a half ago, and will likely do another cut in the future. Not because I don’t like these people, but because I don’t see a need for having people on my list who I don’t talk to on an at least semi regular basis.
Stop taking the internet so seriously, OP!
I delete friends on FB or “hide all by xxxx” because they consider their status update their little gift to their friends.
Don’t take it so seriously! Have a blueberry muffin.
Update your status.
Melectric!!!! I died when I read that!!! LMAO….
Delete you from FB? Fuck, I would never have included you in the first place!
I make it a point to keep the numbers low…
I don’t need people I haven’t seen in 5 years keeping tabs on me.
now granted, as some can attest to, my updates are usually negative…
and so I really doubt many people on my list actually read them and not have me blocked indefinitely…
but seriously, who gives a flying fuck?
life is not a popularity contest.
high school, maybe. but get outside and see the real, cold, dreary, knock-you-down-and-piss-on-your-head-while-you-lay-knocked-out-in-the-gutter world.
I’m waiting for the first lawyer defending a killer to try this new defence – my client shot/stabbed/bludgeoned the deceased because they deleted him on facebook.
Now, someone will provide a link where this has already happened?
I couldn’t find anything Basil but I found this article with some lovely comments on the bottom
http://www.labnol.org/internet/favorites/t…
Try looking on: sadlonelypimplyfacedshitstains.com
close… but not quite the same.
http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/020311…
Still looking
I never fb update ’cause frankly my life isn’t that interesting. So OP seriously who cares.
There was a bitch not too long ago about annoying people who give a play by play of their life on their status, and that’s why the OP deleted that person…
heh, I like the word drivel too.
A word I like even more: Gobsmacked!
Like how the Op is completely gobsmacked over people deleting them.
😀
if you put down inane fucking sht every 5 seconds, i would delete you too. but if there was a valid content, then i would read, and either laugh, pass by, or recomment to you. but most times, i rarely read any. and rosie, i checked hon, and he has nothing right now. and no, he doesn’t want any dogs, even if he had one. too bad sweetie, would have liked to have you as a neighbor. will keep looking tho.
ha ha ha ha ha. It is to laugh.
Maybe you need to do some FB house cleaning – weed out the non-friends, and declutter.
Then maybe go get a hobby, like counting your socks.
Maybe people just simply don’t fucking like you. I don’t even know you and I don’t like you. Annoying.
I can imagine PK sitting at her computer going “your cut, your cut, you too, ah your definitely cut” just like the end of the simpsons episode when homers cutting the credits.
BAHAHAHahahaha
This bitch is a great example of everything that is wrong with facebook.
Made my day.
Why do you care? o.0
Honestly, zed, your negative status updates, while making me a bit sad, also make me feel better about posting my own negative status updates. So keep up the good work, buddy!
Haha anglo. I’m actually planning on doing some more cutting fairly soon. I have a few people hidden on my newsfeed and a couple people I’d be better off forgetting about on there so what’s the point of keeping them around?
Hey Anglo-
I loved the last one
“Hey Shushie, you’re cut”.
My sister in law still says that to me a couple times a year.
Wake up.. Facebook sucks… a lifetime of facebook friends can’t possibly compare to 5 minutes of facetime with a real friend… What’s wrong with you people… Facebook is for losers with no friends…. join a club or something… geez…
hey trinky, still in the land of aussie and the roos? send us back one or six, will ya?
gobsmacked…that’s a pretty good word as well. But it means dumbstruck (or astounded/astonished)…which is another great word IMO.
with ‘dumbstruck’ you’ve got a real visually discriptive word.
Are you by any chance my cousin, OP? I deleted you too, because you suck, and your status updates are boring as hell! I’m not allowed to tell you off because I’m your cousin, so to avoid the urge to puke in my mouth every time I see one of your lame, wannabee-tortured-genius, conspiracy-theory, sermonizing status updates you seem to think make you sound so smart, I erased you from my friends list. I was also getting really tired of being bombarded with images of your smirking, pouting, ashen-skinned and hairy face. 800+ photos of yourself and every day you upload more. Get over yourself; you’re neither smart nor talented.
Get a life.
lol
OP sounds like a turd.
Unwarrented Self Importance, maybe?