Strangers, especially teenagers,
quit asking me for an “extra
cigarette”. Packs don’t come
with an “extra cigarette.”
Teenagers: There is a thing called a reseme. Write one up,
give copies to people hiring
new employees, get a job, make money and buy your own damn cigarettes. Wait
until you’re 19 to start smoking, because I sure as Hell WILL NOT give cigarettes
to minors, nor will I “sell” them
to minors, or buy them for minors.
Also, people who don’t even know me ask me if I know where to buy marijuana. I don’t smoke marijuana, and I
hate dope-smoking hippies.
So please, fuck off.
This article appears in May 1-7, 2008.
Why do you hate dope smoking hippies? Peace and love, man.
What about pot smoking doctors and lawyers? Hippies do not have the monopoly on dope.
tired of people asking where to get some pot? well then, lobby your MP to legalize pot, and maybe that way next time “hippie” X will be out, he’ll just wonder down the street to the coffee shop, until then, i got some news for you: no one is safe from the invading hordes of potheads! OH NO! hide your daughters, the potheads are coming! what? they are already here? oh.. well then.. hide your.. snacks!welcome to Canada man, we have the best pot in the world, and people like to smoke it. good for them, not so good for the economy having the pot criminalized.
Poor guy is trying to get a word out on the smoke bum and it’s all about hippies. I hear what the guy is trying to say. I get sick of it too especially when they come up and ask you for a smoke like they’re entitled to it. Seriously get job like everyone else and buy your own and if your under 19 do what the others do and either don’t smoke or buy the illegal ones… 🙂
I know, what is it about cigarettes that makes it ok to ask perfect strangers for them? Would you go up to someone you don’t know on the street and ask them if they have an extra chocolate bar you could bum?