You women should all learn to question where these ridiculous fashion fads come from. Men invented these trends, from the coveted inner-thigh gap to the six-inch stiletto heels you lunatics are all teetering around in. Stop malnourishing your bodies to fit into a size 0 or double 00. There are people in third world countries whose thighs don’t touch. It is because they are starving. Why in an abundant first world is an entire gender dieting, calorie counting and basically starving themselves to fit a man’s ideal? High heels were invented by a man and men enjoy them because they slow women down. You can’t run in them, you can’t get anywhere in life fast because you might turn an ankle. They also look ridiculous if you think about it: You’re walking around on two spikes with your toes all crunched in to a witch’s toe point.
Furthermore, they fuck up your feet. Sarah Jessica Parker recently admitted she is having bad foot problems—her podiatrists claim she grew an extra bone in her foot from cramming them into these stupid shoes. She doesn’t care, still traipses around in the heels…soon she will be immobile and suffer irreversible damage to her feet all in the name of fashion and looking cute to men. Women paying thousands of dollars to do so buying those stupid shoes with the red bottoms because they give men a cheap thrill.
Wake up women. Don’t buy into the horseshit. Love yourself the way you are born, the way god made you, to have curves, thick thighs and walk on your damn feet. Women have come so far, but yet we are still so far away from shaking these old notions about femininity. Eat your damn dinner, put on your fucking flats and make a valid contribution to the world. -Feminazi
This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2014.
If you have a problem with any of these trends you are free to sit in on one of our meetings. The men meet once a week in our secret lair to discuss new ways to piss off women and make them feel bad about themselves. The password is “The Raven clucks at noon”.
Easy there, Hon. Don’t blame men for fad diets and ridiculous fashion trends, (well, not hetero men, at any rate). I guaran-goddam-tee you that the vast majority of us couldn’t give a fiddler’s toss what you wear. We’re honestly more interested in trying to get it off you. Shoes?, don’t make me laugh. As long as your feet don’t smell like gangrenous Camembert when it comes time to do the mattress rodeo, you could wrap them in burlap if that’s what suits ya.
And body type – time to give that one a rest, Andrea Dorkface. Here’s a newsflash – the vast majority of men realize that the unreal images of female beauty as seen in popular media are exactly that – un-FUCKING-real.
AND, here’s another revelation – most men understand that it’s perfectly all right to have a variety of tastes.
You know, like most women are allegedly capable of?
And when it comes to wanting to spend more time with someone than it takes to unwrap the condom and dream up a fake phone number, well, guess what? That’s when those two staples of Cosmo relationship surveys – intelligence and sense of humour – come into play. Big Time. I know, it’s not the sort of thing they covered in “Men Bad;Womyn Good” in first year at the Mount so you’re just going to have to take my word for it.
Or don’t. Because the minute a twist starts flatulating feminazi diamat from her pie hole, she could have the body of a Katy Perry and the prurience of a Rhianna – I’m either going to fall asleep, laugh myself pissless, or pop “Band of Brothers” into the DVD player.
So stop blaming your personal failures and miseries on Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo and whatever fad diet Oprah has pushed on you. Not to mention that sinister cabal of white men in suits responsible for every global catastrophe from climate change to sales tax on jamrags.
Me, I’m gonna make a kickass sammich and have a beer.
Cuz that’s what confident men do.
boo-YAH!
As long as women crave male attention and look to men to validate their ‘beauty’, women will continue to chose to sex it up.
As long as we value a ‘hot’ body over a healthy body, we’ll criticize and hate on ourselves for the way we look.
Cursing does nothing for one’s argument.
Pbbbbffffttttt!!!! I don’t know why you would use SJP as an icon of attractiveness to the male gender. She’s kinda horsey looking but, besides her buther face she’s kinda fat don’t ya think?
What kinda sammich Ivan?
BTW… If they don’t walk on their feet, on what do they walk?
Grilled Rueben on the George Foreman, Mr. M.
Jalapeno Havarti makes a nice substitute for Swiss. Add a Strubs half sour and nicely chilled bottle of Shocktop.
Breakfast of Champions, so it is.
I believe a true feminazi would say to a woman “wear whatever the fuck you want”.
EXTENDED BUTTOCKS
“High heels were invented by a man and men enjoy them because they slow a woman down.” Feminazi
That is incorrect. Studies have shown that high heels extend a woman’s buttocks by up to two inches as compared to wearing flats. Why do women want extended buttocks? They want extended buttocks because (some) men find them sexually attractive. Why do women want to be sexually attractive to men? I think you will have a problem with this one.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Oh FFS, THIS is the type of ‘feminism’ that ruins it for all feminists.
No one makes you put anything on your body but yourself. Stop blaming men for everything.
“Feminists” (in quotations because these types are nothing more than man hating assholes) who blame men for EVERYTHING and cry sexism constantly are really a blight on the core of the feminist movement.
These are the same ‘feminists’ who try to dictate to other women what they should and shouldn’t be doing. As a feminist, you should be for women doing whatever the hell they want, including exercising their right to wear whatever the hell they want on their feet.
Two important words for you Feminazi: grow up!
The problem with many self-styled activists is that they are far worse than whatever they are trying to change. They want to replace whatever they see as “bad choices” with their own dictates and to intimidate others from making their own decisions. Femi-NAZI was a good choice of moniker.
The other problem with many “activists” is they are usually very ill-informed and put little critical thought into their arguments. Most males don’t give a rats ass what you have on your feet. Anyone who is well informed knows high heels are meant to enhance the appearance of the buttocks. Women (and men) eating them selves into blimpdom is not a “sexism” issue – it’s a health issue and I often see young women who can’t walk properly, not because of their shoes, but because their thighs rub together and restrict their gait.
I’m not a woman but from what I have gleaned most women choose clothing that makes them feel attractive. It’s their own choice – not the dictates of a fashion Nazi. Once again – grow up!
Heels elongate the leg, too, Magoo.
I love heels, but I can’t walk in them/they aren’t comfortable, so I stick with my flats.
you know, ive noticed an ever increasing load of shit coming from the feminist camp ever since the International Women’s Day. you want to be a mysandrist, thats fine, but stop fucking blowing your load on public forums(and in public i hear it too) as ive said to my wife, who pours over her stupid magazines with their photoshopped pictures etc(look at the executives and directors of those, ALL women) i dont care if you think you are fat, skinny, etc…when its time to have some fun, its on regardless. Take your self loathing and loathing of men to a quiet little corner and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. your attitude is probably what keeps men from wanting to look at you anyway. (she was pretty until she opened her mouth) FUCK YOU OB.
Put on your crocks, baggy sweatpants, t-shirt with no bra (after all a man invented that too) and gorge every bit of food you can find, problem solved, you won’t have to worry about having to run from men. Or, leave out the gorge part, eat healthy and walk in those crocks and you too someday will be able to fit in to a smaller dress size and be able to run if you have to. Not all women starve themselves, some just exercise, eat right and wear the pumps and clothes they do because it makes them feel good about themselves and don’t give a shit what anyone thinks.
Or they could do whatever the fuck they want, OP.
Why does everyone think this was written by a woman? “You women….” suggests a male voice to me.
Go ahead and keep beating him up tho. Something tells me he can take it.
It’s the interweb – we can all “take it”
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Jesus women!Wear whatever makes you feel good about yourself,to hell with anyone else.
if you wait til you are old you can wear what you want. I wear my bra on the outside of my shirts most of the time. freedom 55 baby!
GDM is the freedom 55 comment a reference to your age or boobie size?
I’d like to see the poster try and impose his shoe sharia at the next pride parade, he’d get cold cocked quickly, take that remark as you see fit.
I get my bras custom made at Pete’s Tent n Awning and I passed 55 a la commander cody and his lost planet airmen on the grapevine hill a few years back, bas.
( I actually have passed cars on the grapevine chortle chortle)
Well, I’ve been driven to drinking. >; )
Young lady, get thee out of Wymyn’s Studeeze 1974, and into MATH and SCIENCE class.
A real education will earn you more respect from both men and women than you ever imagined. It will also boost your confidence and self-esteem in ways you can’t fathom yet.
While you’re at it, take a good look at your finances, your technological knowledge, your practical skills, your career goals, and your ultimate plans for future self-sufficiency, which may or may not include supporting young or old members of your family. Life is uncertain–hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
THESE are the hard-ass issues that you should be concerned with if you, as a woman, want a good quality of life now and in the future.
Stop masturbating about the so-called “gender-binary-hetero-normative-sex-negative-patriarchal-oppression-of-the-fashion-industrial-complex” — support what you like, reject what you don’t. You don’t live in Afghanistan. Use the brain that god(dess) gave you and get going on building a real life for yourself.
OB may be a man, or may be a woman, but according to the First Commandment of Feminism 101, that doesn’t matter because gender is merely a social construct, a set of costumes and behavioural expectations imposed by our parents and society.
According to Feminazi logic, we can just change our clothes, our hair, our attitutde, our mannerisms, and our career . . . . an Voila! we have changed our gender! Easy-peasy!
Second Commandment of Feminism 101: “Saying something makes it so!”
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:The Angel of the Tarsands (07/07, 12;17PM)
“Second Commandment of Feminism: ‘Saying something makes it so.”
You must be a feminist yourself since both your comments embody what is called in some circles – not this one – a “self-refuting proposition.”
I know that you will not understand that.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!