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Why is it when I see a huge gas-guzzling monstrosity on the road, like one of those big-ass pickup trucks, there is always one lone little man driving it? We all know you’re overcompensating for a small cock. You ain’t foolin’ no one! I’m so sick of these eyesores on the road RUINING our environment with their dual diesel exhaust, because one exhaust pipe isn’t enough to pump toxic substances into our atmosphere. —No-penis mobiles
This article appears in Nov 13-19, 2014.
I’m hung like a camel.
How does one actually know for sure if all these mons-trosity driving guys are less-endowed without having conducted inchworm inspections?
That being said, myth or not, you are right OP, we all think it when one of the mons-trosities drives by. Gotta give ’em credit for owning it.
Maybe they drive a truck for their job, yes JOBS, something you anti-fracking anti-GMO Commie Coast environmentalist hipsters wouldn’t know anything about.
Santa is a Commie Red, Eric.
i don’t have a problem with big trucks when they are approriate to a person’s job but I see a lot of them being driven downtown by office workers and left in the parking lots all day. I’m not sure what their rationale is (safety, comfort, status?) but they must have a pretty hefty gas budget to be driving those things around. They take up so much space they should be charged double parking fees because they add to our downtown parking shortages. And,in the case of a collision, their height makes them a menace on the road for the rest of us. We need to treat vehicles strictly as transportation and work tools and get away from seeing them as status symbols and toys.
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“We all know youre overcompensating for a small dick.” No-penis mobiles
This is problematic. I drive an 2000 Envoy, an upscale Jimmy, to haul my 15′ Trillium trailer. Am I overcompensating for a small dick? Please advise.
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montrealman on 11/13/2014 at 2:49 PM “I drive an 2000 Envoy, an upscale Jimmy, to haul my 15′ Trillium trailer. Am I overcompensating for a small dick? Please advise”
What you do in the confines of your 15′ Trillium trailer is strictly your own business.
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Makes it easier to transport bikes or atv’s on the weekends is my guess….
or comes in handy for pulling trailers for summer camping.
When did soccer moms grow dicks?
OB it’s only around $125.00 to fill my pick up trucks tank. & I rarely do it more than twice a week .
It’s my money, I’d rather spend it on gas, than in the bars….or the casino .
After all if we’re not doing our part to keep money flowing to OPEC …who’s gonna support all the terrorists ? You think they steal every bomb & bullet ? ? ~;p
Using the stone-age sexist logic of the OP, are we supposed to deduce that every time we see a gum snapping cellphone yapping teen mom on the 52 with a stroller the size of an Escalade that her kijiji is so small you couldn’t drive a ten-penny nail up it with a 5 pound sledgehammer?
I think not.
“This is problematic. I drive an 2000 Envoy, an upscale Jimmy, to haul my 15′ Trillium trailer. Am I overcompensating for a small dick? Please advise.”
Actually that’s rather funny LouLou, but everybody knows that you don’t need a big truck to compensate for your inadequacies…that’s what the PhD’s for.
Sorry OP. I’ll take that Ad off Kijiji.
I don’t drive a large vehicle but always find it odd that some people actually use the overly-clichéd ‘small dick’ argument for large vehicles. It’s like you don’t have anything better to accuse them of, so head into an argument armed with a overused cliché based in nothing. Makes no sense.
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: ZippyZigZag (11/13, 3:41PM)
Thank you Zippy. I do try not to stain the upholstery.
: Waldo (7:05PM)
Waldo, is that you again? I must say I never looked at the Ph.D. that way. You might be on to something.
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Holy Snap-n-crap… More(on)….
$250+ on gas PER WEEK is fucking insanely retarded.
You could rent an extra two bedroom apartment for what you pay in gas.
Jesus.
Well I must have a large penis because I drive a bike most of the time. My girlfriend won’t be dissapointed anymore 🙂
Well I must have a large penis because I drive a bike most of the time. My girlfriend won’t be dissapointed anymore 🙂
Yeah….doesn’t say much about your brain, though
This is the equivalent of the ‘she was asking for it by how she’s dressed’ myth.