Buddy.

To the guy on the bus leaving from bridge terminal at 7am Thursday. You are the fat man in the rear of the bus wearing a black hoodie.

For the love of fuck have a shower in the morning or wash your clothes. YOU STINK. —S.J.

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  1. With all the sensitivity to objectionable odours, i.e. excessive fragrances, cigarette smoke, B.O., etc., it’s only a matter of time before someone invents the nostril filter so we can all breathe a sigh of relief. In the meantime we’ll just have to resort swimmer’s nose clips or clothespins.

    Or the ever-popular rolled up bits of tissue inserted up the old schnoz. Warning: do not use during during flu at risk of drowning or shooting innocent bystanders.

  2. Thanks for the link Hugo. They should hand ’em out on the bus. One well-aimed snort can launch them at the offending stinkster when exiting the bus. That might get the message across!

  3. I know who you’re talking about…. this person just spent 9 hours working a backshift in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant where they don’t have showers…. unfortunately the smell of sweat and grease and old burgers stays with people

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