Buddy.
To the guy on the bus leaving from bridge terminal at 7am Thursday. You are the fat man in the rear of the bus wearing a black hoodie.
For the love of fuck have a shower in the morning or wash your clothes. YOU STINK. —S.J.
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.


I wash my self with a rag on a stick.
I find fat people smell like sour milk. Yuck to fat people.
It is disgusting! Hate that
With all the sensitivity to objectionable odours, i.e. excessive fragrances, cigarette smoke, B.O., etc., it’s only a matter of time before someone invents the nostril filter so we can all breathe a sigh of relief. In the meantime we’ll just have to resort swimmer’s nose clips or clothespins.
Or the ever-popular rolled up bits of tissue inserted up the old schnoz. Warning: do not use during during flu at risk of drowning or shooting innocent bystanders.
I find women stink alot more than men.
Oc.
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Thanks for the link Hugo. They should hand ’em out on the bus. One well-aimed snort can launch them at the offending stinkster when exiting the bus. That might get the message across!
I know who you’re talking about…. this person just spent 9 hours working a backshift in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant where they don’t have showers…. unfortunately the smell of sweat and grease and old burgers stays with people