I got on the bus and once again there was that kind of person that takes 2 seats. No groceries, or anything, just wants the whole seat. I seem to be a particular kind of person, and young female. I guess all races have their brats and bitches. Next time, if I’m standing next to you, loaded with farts, I WILL let them rip!!! in your face!!! — Born civilized even if a little farty…
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2015.
Eat more chickpeas – there’s nothing gassier – that’l learn em’!
Young female farts..worse kind.
Cat farts.
What?! Do they sit in the hump in the middle? Do you not have a voice? Excuse me, could you please push over a bit? I’d like to sit too. Then fart.
Gassed by the ass. What a way to go, huh?
OB, was she man spreading? I agree with Jesus, mansplaining to her that you would like to sit down and asking politely if she could move over might have been the solution to this problem. However, were you to have done that, you would run the risk of male entitlement and perhaps even contributing to rape culture. It’s a difficult situation.
Was it the 14 top of the hill? I know the guy.
I tried the one cheek per seat thing… awful hard on the tailbone after a few stops.
If only the actual seats themselves were more….. well just MORE.
They’re fucking tiny for any stout individual.
I have my shoulder smooshed against the cold glass and my other shoulder is well past my seat line…. like, I’m damn near sitting sideways for someone else to fit.
Most times people don’t even try to bother… which I guess is nice.
When the fuckers do though…. worst bus ride ever.
I’m basically crossed arms, crammed in… grinding my teeth and writhing in anger for the jackoff next to me.
(case in point, the #1 after classes get out for the day, Tuesday I saw 40-odd people get on one already standing capacity at a single stop. What a nightmare. #1NeverAgain)