I am still holding a grudge against this girl who is a former girlfriend of my partner. Back in the ’80s everybody said she had better hair than me. That she had a better overall appearance than me. I personally did not think so. The only thing that she had better than me was she had thicker hair. If you could see her today, her face and neck show many wrinkles. Personally I do not show hardly any wrinkles at all. My hair is still thin but everybody likes my hair now. Last March I saw her for the first time in over 15 years. Boy was I happy with myself because she was beyond recognition and people knew who I was. Finally I think that I won the battle of who aged better. Thank you god. —Now I Can Put This Grudge To Rest
This article appears in Jul 26 – Aug 1, 2012.
Truly, mighty Zeus has blessed you with both wisdom and maturity. Aphrodite, however, has other plans for you…
http://novelnovice.files.wordpress.com/201…
IMHO this is one of the most ridiculous problems in society today…everybody is hung up on appearance and how they PERCEIVE what others see or might think when they look at them. (generalization, I know)
Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance and wanting to look good, but when it turns into a pissing contest and a 15 YEAR OLD GRUDGE against an old ex-gf of your current partner…Jesus fuck, seriously?? Are you that shallow? Who the hell really cares and why does it even fucking matter at this point? You got her ex-partner so he/she obviously doesn’t care, (and if the sole reason they are with you is because you aged better, than you got other problems to deal with). Who cares what some person that you haven’t seen in 15 years looks like? Give your head a shake.
…and then bang it on a wall
…and then call Harry Hamlin…
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-…
Good for you, K, I mean, ‘OB’
the posting is a joke right?????? or not? truly, how can I get to 60 years of age and still not accept how stupid and shallow humans be be? ‘thin as a dime’ doesn’t begin to describe this twit.
True beauty is on the inside. Maybe the ex really IS prettier than you.
Who holds a 15 year grudge against someone for things “others” have said about them?
I miss 80’s big hair 🙁
http://api.ning.com/files/0Y8KBCDDbe3jUDeS…
Age is the great equalizer. However, it’s really pathetic that you’ve held a ‘grudge’ since the 1980s over ‘thick hair’ – that only demonstrates that your maturity hasn’t caught up with your aging, silly head.
I dunno, maybe I should change my response to this posting. She ‘does’ thank god, so maybe she has some kind of inside arrangement. Perhaps she has proof that God used his pull and aged her ‘more gooder’?
*morther gooder*
going back to syntax school
Awesome ink, Painey.
Roooooooooooooooooo!
Having “good hair” in the 80s is nothing to brag about in 2012.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rFEZjizYIOQ/Tfkf…
Btw, if people can still recognize you because you look the same as you do in the 80s… that’s nothing to be pleased about either.
good thought, that, Depeche mel. If lines and wrinkles indicate all those character building experiences in life (and not just decades spent lying on the beach) then Missy here hasn’t much character. Because…..of course we couldn’t tell by the content of the post!
I don’t know OP. I still think she’s got you beat. Your hair is just a bit too thin.
and the ankles, do ya think? just look at them. ewwwwwwwwww I wouldn’t even leave the house, you know?
I do like the fact that you think you’re now “better” than she not because you’ve improved but because she’s gotten a whole lot worse.
Try swimming in the deep end of the pool OP, might do you the world of good.
15 years is way to long to have an axe to grind.you must have really wasted your life, hating on this woman. i bet she didn’t waste hers.
by you being all good looking and shit doesn’t mean squat nowadays.you have to have a thing called personality to go with it. and by reading this bitch, it sure doesn’t seem like you have one.
but hey, maybe there really is someone for a scornful, hateful person as yourself. oh, you have one already. bet he if he reads this, he will start thinking about getting a wrinkle or two on. know what i mean? then the ex, won’t be an ex any longer, except to you.
25 – 30 years is rather long to hold a grudge. You got the boy, why do you even care what she looks like?
I thought grudges were for situations where someone has done something wrong???
Really? After 15 years of hate in your heart for someone, the fact that you aged better than she did is the deciding factor for your forgiveness? What a fucking shallow ass bitch you are!
Well you sure as fuck won the Petty Cunt Olympics.
Shouldn’t this be in the “Love” section?
I suffer from Irish Alzheimer’s – you forget everything but a grudge.
oh Arthur, you too?
All the hotties from high school end up fat drunks, it’s your time to shine, Uggy!
,,this post is exactly why I gave up on bitch’n thing..wtf..go soak your head yea shallow fuck
Lady, there’s always gonna be someone who looks better than you out there. No matter how hard you try, there will always be someone with a better body, better hair, better looks. I once danced 4 hours per day, and only ate a spoonful of peanut butter for meal replacements, I wittled this badankadank down to 130 lbs and then my boyfriend introduces me to some chick he went to school with and I was comparing her perfectly tanned muscular thigh to my own white, soft bruisy looking thing and I said FUCK IT. I’d give my man’s left nut to be back there again…but how sad is it that we can’t be content as we are meant to be. As long as you’re comparing yourself to other women, you’ll always be unhappy. The media and its barrage of images has seriously FUCKED our heads into thinking beauty means EVERYTHING. It doesn’t. Men are freaking out too now, getting arse implants and plugs, crop rotation on the forehead and developing MANorexia to achieve abs. Get on to some Dr. Phil literature and start reversing the brainwashing and conditioning that has made you so insecure. Change those negative thoughts, quit hatin on yourself, and put the love back on you. n FUCK THEM SKINNY BITCHES
“Do not compare yourself to others, lest you become vain or bitter; For there will always be greater and lesser persons than yourself.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NAwlepnSs
Like a boss!
In the small town I came from there were 2 pubs next door to one another, one was called the Red Lion and the other the Wheatsheaf, but nobody called them that. The landlords had fallen out years ago and the locals renamed one of the pubs Spite and the other Malice.
A multi-generational feud.
In one of the jungle camps along the Kwai, British P.O.W’s nicknamed their 2 guards “Blood” and “Slime” – these being the 2 main byproducts of amoebic dysentery.
What an obvious display of insecurity and greeeeeen envy this is! I believe we call this “Hatin'” in 2012! You spent 15 YEARS obsessing about your man’s ex-girlfriend?? I hope she knows it, and relishes in the attention you’ve given to her…I know I would! Sounds like her ex-man ended up with a real winner…Not!!!
Minimum of 25 years, seems about right……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-21…
There are times I wish the West wasn’t quite so “civilized”, but yes 25 years will do.
I can’t believe that none of you commenting have ever held a grudge over something “petty” or that you really think that looks aren’t important. I’ve been painfully unattractive every damned day of my life and frankly, the hope that I will age better than the mean bitches who never let me FORGET that I was ugly that I went to school with is the only thing that keeps me from covering every mirror in my house. Looks count for a lot, if we like it or not.
“VANITY, THY NAME IS WOMAN” (HAMLET, misquoted)
“Personally, I do not show my wrinkles at all.”
The commenters on this bitch have misconceived what it is all about. It is not about being superficial, hair-brained and so on. It is a candid and legitimate statement about the nature both of female consciousness and of female competition. For the female her body both extends over every aspect of her consciousness and, in addition, is the terrain on which her competition with other females takes place.
It is a well-know fact, for example, that women don’t dress for men. They dress for other women and they do so, minimally to show their refined taste and, maximally to show their refined superior taste. That is why two women showing up at a party in the same dress is so catastrophic. They have both failed the crucial taste test.
Unlike the male, the female’s identity is embodied in her, well, her body. The identity for the male, by contrast, is grounded in what he achieves, whether money, sex, power or fame. To show excessive care for the body is to be considered narcissistic at best or effeminate at worst. The female, on the other hand, is totally invested in her body. She IS her body. Why this is so is a further question, perhaps relating to the attraction of her body for the male and the consequent fertlization of her eggs, but this is not at the surface of the female’s consciousness. Her body is at the surface of her consciousness.
This is why the poster’s wrinkles are so important. They give evidence of the ageing (English spelling) of her body. All her life her body has defined who she is and wrinkles, no doubt among other bodily conditions, herald the inexorable passage of time. The female’s wrinkles force her to confront the loss of her identity. She no longer exists, at least in any meaningful way that had previously defined who she was.
Yes, I know you’ve been wondering. The correct form of the quotation from Hamlet is, “Frailty, thy name is woman”.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Being good looking isn’t everything but it certainly does help.
Montrealman, your hairbrained theories on women exhibit quite well the male neanderthal nature. How archaic it is to think of women as superficial and mere egg carriers. I don’t dress for other people, I dress for my damn self. I choose my clothes based on the softness of the material, the color of the fabric, trends, the cut of the ensemble, comfort. I don’t give a flying fuck what other women (or men) think of my atire. My body is not my identity. Women seek powerful careers, money and fame too. Your generalizations and shallow beliefs are as outdated as I’ll bet your wardrobe.
And if you think frailty is woman, you haven’t met me yet. I be’s one sturdy bitch.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL
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: no_fool (08/06, 10:37AM)
Thank you NF for your thoughts on my views on the female. As you know, my remarks were of a general nature and not intended to apply to any particular individual. Indeed, they may not apply to you. However, in a general sort of way I believe that they do have a measure of validity and are not to be simply dismissed as “neanderthal” as you claim. While females might display such masculine traits as seeking money, fame, status and so on, I do think that their bodies play a greater role in their psychology than that of the male..
However, there was one area I did not cover in my previous post, “Vanity, Thy Name is Woman,” and that is the distinctive nature of female sexual arousal. I wonder if you would help me out here.
My theory is that the female, unlike the male, is not the initiator of the sexual encounter but rather her sexual arousal is “reactive” rather than direct. The male, seeing an attractive female, takes the initiative by his nature but the female is notoriously slower to come to full sexual arousal. I think the time gap involves her becoming aroused as a result of perceiving the arousal of the male. If the male did not initiate the sexual encounter the female, not being aroused by his arousal, would not pursue matters. However, when she does perceive his aroused state she reacts and becomes aroused herself. A worst case scenario, of course, is when she is aroused but the male is not. Here we have a case of the woman scorned and, as the old saying goes, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.
So NF, would it be possible to reflect on and write about and your experiences with your sexual arousal? Are you a “self-initiator” so to speak, or do you find that my theory of “reactive female sexual arousal” reflects the truth of the matter? Please no not hesitate to describe your experiences of sexual arousal in the fullest possible detail to give solid support to my research in this matter. You have my thanks in advance.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Yes, I am a dominant woman, if I see something I want then I take it. And I think deep down a lot of men would love to have an aggressive take-charge woman. Men typically orgasm before women do because most of em don’t have a clue about female pleasure. Like, hello jackhammering away while ignoring the clit? Our clits have as many nerve endings as the head of your penis. Imagine sex without having the head of your dick carressed? It would suck right…. See it’s not because we aren’t turned on and we sure as hell aren’t only turned on by the man’s arousal. A lot of the time, he isn’t even in the picture…How do you know our eyes aren’t closed and we’re not fantasizing about someone else? Most of the time women don’t get to orgasm at all because once the dude cums, it’s game over. Limp noodle + selfish lover + half-assed foreplay = one resentful lady. No wonder we have our vibrators.
And if a dude hasn’t made me orgasm, I gots no qualms whatsoever about reaching into my tickle trunk for BOB. I don’t care if they’re insulted, their ego bruised FUCK DAT I’m gettin MINES. Take it from me…There are lots of men out there who are selfish lousy ignant lovers in serious need of sexual education.
Furthermore, the idea that female arousal is reactive, caused only by mens arousal or their initiating sex is frankly pathetic. You sound really old school. Back in tha day, doctors from the 50’s diagnosed horny women with “hysteria” …the treatment: the good little 50’s housewives, who weren’t supposed to be sexual beings would take a visit to the doctor’s office and the pervy doctor would use a vibrator on them. All of a sudden their mood changed and they were cured! They were walkin on sunshine & clicking their heels. Then fast forward a few decades and we have the debate over female ejaculation. Is it really ejaculate or is it pee? Like gimme a break WTF do you think? Men will come up with ANYTHING to supress a woman or make her feel shame. DA NILE ain’t just a river in Egypt people. Yes women are sexual beings, we cum and even squirt (and p.s. it isn’t pee). So just surrender the fantasy that woman are saintly madonnas who don’t wish to be defiled. We feel pleasure all on our own and we’re not ashamed nor should we be. Our desire is just that – our desire. Geesh, leave it to men to take credit for everything. why would we masturbate? Why invent the vibrator? Get with the program Montrealman, it’s a brand new day, honey! And if you think men aren’t superficial and just as into their looks as women, you should meet my ex who shot roids til his dick went limp, wore self-tanner and flexed in fronta the mirror endlessly.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (II)
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: no_fool (08/06, 6:07PM, & 6:47PM)
Well NF, I’m a bit rocked back on my heels at your vigorous reply. The thought occurred that you might be the exception, that females in general are “reactively” aroused where you are not, but if what you say is true then my hypothesis suffers serious damage. But the question as to whether your reply is empirically based or simply your unsupported opinion on the matter remains.
I was thinking along the lines of the measureable engorgmentt of the clitoris to objectively distinguish those states of arousal in the female from those which are not aroused. I was thinking along the lines of a pickle versus a cucumber. I don’t want to intrude, but have you ever thought to measure your clitoris in its various stages of engorged arousal?
In any case I do thank you for your extended account of your views on the sexual arousal of the female but I would be immeasurably in your debt if you could talk a bit more about your clitoris.
Once again, and thanking you in advance, I remain as always,
Montrealman
Fuck you, I don’t have a dick. It’s a regular clitorus, a few millimetres. Have you never seen one before? If you need help locating it, its directly above the labia. Damn men. It needs more than just a few flicks of the tongue too. Can you cum from a few little flicks to your second brain? It needs constant stimulation i.e. sucking. Surely if you can INITIATE sex, you can also take the INITIATIVE to google “how to make a woman cum”.
p.s. the lady’s that you’re fuckin with, who have pickle or cucumber shaped clitoris’ ? Yeah those aren’t ladies pal.
MM -You should have your peepee slapped for speaking about woman in general.Lol
I would like to say thank you to NF for her lesson in female sexual anatomy,hopefully a woman or two will benefit.There are some men that like to ‘hunt’ a woman,if the ‘hunted’ becomes the ‘hunter’ the male runs away with his ego between his legs.
MM I am guessing you have never been to the palace? Reactive, ha. Never got asked to dance in high school much? I guess those times I have had women approach me they were reacting to my eating a sandwich or talking with a friend. My game is sick? Or maybe girls are able to make decisions about their own sexuality without your quaint courting ritual as a template. Imagine that…
yeah MM, by the sounds of things -you need to put down the philosophy books a while and gain some PRACTICAL HANDS-ON experience.
If ya wanna practice your tongue flicks, holla at ya girl. But I’ll warn you in advance, I’m a very demanding teacher.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (III)
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: no_fool (08/06, 8:49PM & 8:51PM)
Many thanks for your thoughts NF which I have duly noted. On reflection, however, perhaps my request to measure your clitoris was misplaced since, in the heat of the moment so to speak, your mind is usually on other things than recording such empirical data. And, speaking of “your mind,” I think this might present another avenue to approach the question of the nature of female sexual arousal.
Specifically, I am interested in your mental imagery in the course of your reactive female arousal. Have you noticed a similarity in your mental pictures as you become increasing aroused? Are they of the same general sort or do you have a variety of sexualized fantasies? Do you dwell on some rather than others as you have experienced their utility in increasing your desire? Do some of your fantasies involve violence?
Write back with your thoughts.
: Boru (08/07, 12;25AM)
Good morning Boru and welcome to the conversation. On the basis of your pseudonym I am not sure if you are a female but, for present purposes, I shall assume that you are. Would it be possible to reflect on the questions I just asked NF so that I might have a fuller perspective of the range and quality of the reactive female sexual arousal? As you are no doubt aware, the quality of research such as this is vastly improved where the data are drawn from multiple sources. I shall be very interested in hearing about the frequency and content of your sexualized fantasies. Write back soon.
:Furious Styles (:45AM)
Thank you for your thoughts, FS. However, it is clear that you are a male and, as such, have some preconceived ideas about the nature of female sexual arousal. I think you might profit from this discussion. I’m sure you have noticed that your female friends become aroused when they perceive that you are in an advanced stage of arousal yourself. Do not hesitate to jump in if you think you can move the discussion forward.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
so MM, aren’t you having just the best little giggle…
Visible boners are ill advised among females I would likd to keep as friends. Kinda creepy. You really are the best troll here.
Why yes, a lot of these fantasies involve violence. Beating a man down, ripping his clothes off and clawing my way on top of him for the ride of his life, a couple good cracks across his face is pretty hawt too and ripping their hair from his roots also a major turn on.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (IV)
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: no_fool (08/07, 9:46AM)
It looks like our posts crossed, NF, which prevented my responding to yours of 9:46AM in my last. However, nothing lost. I do appreciate your kind offer to school me in the delights of carnal love but I do feel that if the theoretician-observer becomes the theoretician-participant, the data will become muddied and of little use. However, thanks for the offer.
(12:34PM)
Yes NF, I thought I detected tendencies to sexual dominance in your previous posts. I think we can run with this. What is important is not so much your overt physical punishment of the male but rather your thoughts – your fantasies – as you are in the act of inflicting it. I realize it is difficult to verbalize such primitive emotions but the path ahead is clear. Of course, the subtext is whether your physical dominance of the male was a case of “reactive female sexual arousal” as I have claimed. Did his state of arousal, in other words, then trigger your vigorous response? I think we’re on to something here, NF. I think we can build on this.
: Good dog Molly (10:25AM)
Well yes, Good dog, the research does have its enjoyable aspects to be sure but we mustn’t lose sight of the main prize, the articulation and defence of my hypothesis of the “reactive female sexual arousal.” Would you care to jump in and recount instances of you own sexual arousal? Do you think I am right? Did you become sexually aroused in response to your partner’s advanced state of arousal? A description of one or two of your most intimate sexualized fantasies would certainly be a bonus. Write back soon. Do not hold back. Hit us with your best. Remember, it is all in the cause of acquiring new knowledge, knowledge that ay well revolutionize the interaction of the sexes.
: Furious Styles (10:57AM)
Well FS, the aroused male need not display a “visible boner” as you suggest. Indeed, I suspect the female’s reactive sexual arousal is in response to much more subtle clues. One thinks of a smile, a touch on her arm, a meaningful look into her eyes, an attentive but not a fawning regard for her well-being. As I said in my previous post FS, I think you are beginning to profit from your participation in our conversation. Stay with it. Contribute your thoughts. You may not become the next Casanova but your approach – I am sure – will become more compassionate and, of course, more sexually arousing for the female.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Well, it usually goes like this. I spot my target. Might be at a bar, on the dance floor… I sidle up and give him the old hairy eye-ball then a bump n grind. I crank the heat in my apartment, so that when I take him home, he wanna get naked. Then I pounce. If he does a good job, he gets a sammich. If he sucked, he gets my foot in his ass – out the door.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (V)
: no_fool (08/07, 10:37PM)
I knew it NF! You’re a hermaprodite!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I’m a hermi cuz I go to the bar to pull a “scope n grope”? Nah baby, I’m ALL woman – BELIEVE DAT!
MM While I have no problem with NF’s “giving a guy the ole’ hairy eyeball”,I’m bit more old school.I’ve never picked up a guy anywhere I don’t have a problem with a woman taking what/who she want’s(as long as consent is giving).
My fantasy is to fuck in a sweaty, hot,moist sauna, two bodies and tongues slide nicely against each other.A big turn on.
I’ll be in my bunk…
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (VI)
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: Boru 1014 (08/09, 11:19AM)
Excellent Boru, excellent. Your sauna fantasy is the first psychological account of female sexual arousal. Congratulations! The question now is whether you can link it to my theory of “reactive” female sexual arousal. Can you recall being brought to a state of sexual arousal by the perception of your partner’s prior state of arousal while in the sauna? Write back soon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM-In some cases I suppose your “reactive” theory may be correct ,not in my case though.Over 20 years ago when I was a newlywed I had to initiate sex often(except for a little while after he came back from sea) but once I did he was good to go.Twentyfour years later,and a lot of time off, my sexual appetite is ferociously back.
Thank the good lord for rechargeable AA’s.
MM
I thanked God for rechargeable AA because I’ve been seperated for 4 years now.
I beleive the male is more sexually “reactive” than the female.Watching a guy jack off doesn’t do much for me(speaking only for myself),but a guy can’t watch a visually pleasing female masturbate with becoming aroused.
Jesus, Boru and no_fool are making me weak at the knees. Now I’ll have dreams of getting pounded by a lady in a sauna.
I’ve been meaning to buy one of those battery chargers. My bedside drawer is a double AA wasteland…it’s like chocked full. My battery graveyard of half juiced dollarama jobbies has the potential to light up the whole city on a blackout!
LOLZZZ you got quoted on my Facebook, NF.
That sammich post was the best post ever.
FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL (VII)
BORU IS REACTIVELY AROUSED IN THE SAUNA
: BORU 1014 (08/09, 8:11PM & 8:21PM)
Thank you for your thoughts, Boru. However, I was thinking of something a bit more subtle that watching a guy “jack off” (as you put it), even if you weren’t aroused. I’m still thinking about the sauna.
Boru and her male friend are seated in the sauna which is becoming increasingly warmer. Both are dressed in terry-cloth robes, belted at the waist. Initially, they chatted about the situation in Syria but Boru noticed a different look had come into her friend’s eyes. She knew what it meant. He was becoming aroused.
Boru herself quickly felt that old famliar ache at the pit of her stomach. She was responding to her friends unspoken but clear intentions. She noticed a distinct movement under his terry-cloth robe, just about where she guessed his member would be. She knew what was happening. The feeling at the pit of her stomach spread to her entire torso. Her nipples became erect. Her breath began to come in short, sharp gasps. Her legs, seemingly with a will of their own, began to spread apart revealing an enticing glimpse of her pubic tuft.
Boru slid closer to her friend on the bench. Slowly her hand inched out over his groin. Carefully she undid the knot in front of his terry-cloth robe which then fell open, revealing his proudly erect member. Slowly Boru reached out, gently closing her hand around his …
But wait! We’re just talking about arousal, not what comes after which is not difficult to guess. My question, of course, does this reflect the narrative of Boru’s reactive sexual arousal? Boru, you’ve got to write back soon! I’m becoming aroused!
: no_fool (08/10, 2:22AM)
All of that battery power expended on your vibrator must have been quite painful for a hermaphrodite, NF. Was your member chaffed beyond bearing?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
*chafed*
Jesus wept!….”50 Shades of Montrealman”
Oh Dear God – why did I read that….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMtI-GCoyso
“famliar ache at the pit of her stomach”???? Monsieur, it’s quite sad that you don’t know a thing about the female body… Your poor, spider-web-tattooed wife. To get her aroused (because it would seem she’s incapable of becoming aroused on her own), do you rub her belly?
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: Depeche Mel (08/10, 12:56PM)
Well Mel, that “ache at the pit of the stomach” is an internal physiological phenomenon entirely consistent with incipient sexual arousal in the male and, so I had assumed, in the female as well. I could, of course, be wrong about this and so await your instruction in this regard.
Do try to give a full description of both the physiological (the ache in the pit of the stomach, if applicable) and psychological signs (the fantasies you concurrently entertain) of the beginning stages of your own sexual arousal. Do not omit a detail. There is no need to go into the thrusting act of sexual intercourse itself but, of course, you can if you like.
Write back soon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
An electric vibrator’s next.
Although,I remember Sue Johannson said that woman shouldn’t use vibrator’s on their clitorus because it would make it less sensitive to the touch or tongue.
MM-My “friend” must be pretty fucked up,you wrote of my friend and myself in the sauna talking about Syria as he becomes aroused.Death and misery got him horny? It must have been my good looks and charming personality that aroused him.
It was an arousing peace of fiction but I can’t see me going from talking about death one minute to full on fucking the next.
This is true… I think I broke my vagina, using BOB so dayum much. Man isn’t even as good as BOB on half-juiced Panasonics. But BOB on a good day, on Duracell’s full-throttle…there’s no fucking competition. The last dude to eat my egg mcmuff did such a terrible job, I verbally berated him until he cried, “Lady, I’m not a machine!” To which I replied “Pity.”
Can not WAIT till the electric BOBs – MORE POWER!! Argh arg argh!
MALE REACTIVE AROUSAL I
Below you will find three cases of Male Reactive Arousal: Proof that it is in fact the Male whose arousal is Reactive. Proof that women are the true initiators of arousal in themselves and in their sub-par male counterparts and thus hold all the power and are therefor the superior sex.
Avasti said: I’ll be in my bunk
Troodon said: “Jesus, Boru and no_fool are making me weak at the knees. Now I’ll have dreams of getting pounded by a lady in a sauna.”
MontrealMan, whose usually thoughtful philosophical musings rapidly turned to literotica mush, said:
” Boru and her male friend are seated in the sauna which is becoming increasingly warmer. Both are dressed in terry-cloth robes, belted at the waist. Initially, they chatted about the situation in Syria but Boru noticed a different look had come into her friend’s eyes. She knew what it meant. He was becoming aroused.
Boru herself quickly felt that old famliar ache at the pit of her stomach. She was responding to her friends unspoken but clear intentions. She noticed a distinct movement under his terry-cloth robe, just about where she guessed his member would be. She knew what was happening. The feeling at the pit of her stomach spread to her entire torso. Her nipples became erect. Her breath began to come in short, sharp gasps. Her legs, seemingly with a will of their own, began to spread apart revealing an enticing glimpse of her pubic tuft.
Boru slid closer to her friend on the bench. Slowly her hand inched out over his groin. Carefully she undid the knot in front of his terry-cloth robe which then fell open, revealing his proudly erect member. Slowly Boru reached out, gently closing her hand around his … “
“”ache at the pit of the stomach” is an internal physiological phenomenon entirely consistent with incipient sexual arousal in the male”. – WTF???!!! LOL, says you.
No “ache” here, just pleasurable warmth.
I only get an “ache at the pit of the stomach”, when I’m apprehensive or afraid.
Which raises the question, why does Annie experience fear and apprehension when faced with the prospect of sex? Genophobia perhaps?
Boru – Smeagol’s sexual predilections, as you may have guessed, are rather sick. His basest comments can be found in a thread called “going hunting on friday”
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
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: Boru 8/11,12:01AM)
But did Sue have empirical grounds upon which to make the determination, Boru? More details are required.
The reference to Syria was an authorial device employed to illustrate the fact that you and your friend were mature adults aware of world events but then, unawares, he felt that old familiar ache at the base of his stomach just above the pubic bone. He knew what was coming next. With a will of its own, his member became gradually engorged such that, at the peak of its glorious tumescence, it was not to be denied. It was at this point that all thoughts of Syria were put aside. With surging testosterone he gave you that look which, reactively, you immediately decoded and slowly untied his terry-cloth belt upon which his robe fell open, displaying his rock-hard member. It was then that you gently but firmly “took him in hand” as the expression has it. After that it was all downhill so to speak, as you reclined on the sauna bench having reached a state of full, open arousal.
: no_fool (3:38AM)
What are you doing up at 3:38AM NF? Batteries run down?
(4:11AM)
NF, if you are going to write about “Reactive Male Arousal” you’ve got to contribute some of your own thinking and not simply quote others. The quotations are not, so to speak, free-standing. Reflection, imagination, analysis and a high degree of articulacy are required to produce what you hurtfully dismiss as simple “literotica mush.”
The hour is late, NF. Take out your vibrator and go to bed.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
My findings are clear-cut occurances of male reactive arousal; the data is objective, measurable and stands alone. Why say more, the proof is in the puddin. Not one, not two, but THREE cases of responses to stimuli. Stimuli is moderate – the written words of women on a computer screen. Subjects 1, 2 & 3 were not able to withstand even the moderate stimuli and responded as expected. Now imagine if the degree of stimuli were increased. Say by a female in person, with a scope n grope. My hypothesis is you would be PUTTY in my hands – much like the MUSH your thoughts become under said stimuli. I rest my case.
Early to bed, early to rise…makes a woman healthy, wealthy & wise!
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: no_fool (08/11, 1:14PM)
I take the compelling force of your argument, NF. When I read about being “putty in your hands” I began to feel that familiar ache in the pit of my stomach, just above my pubic bone. Is there anyplace we could meet, NF? Do you frequent saunas?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
At the moment, I’m not aroused… but I’ll give the offer some thought, providing you state that you were wrong and I was right and make your affirmations that you are the weaker sex, and not worthy, etc.
I don’t do saunas, well meet at my dungeon in the Darkside at the witching hour.
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: no_fool (08/11, 4:57PM)
NF, I was wrong and you were right, I am the weaker sex and not worthy. Oh God, how I long for your bulging thighs!
At the Dark Side and at the witching hour then, I shall be there. Promise that you will be gentle with me.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM
Mature adults or simply uneducated oaf’s?I do try(when I have time) to read and watch the news.I am aware of the situation in Syria.
As “two mature adults” as you referred to my friend and myself in my sauna fantasy, as we spoke of horrific occurrences in the world he got a hard on then I “reactively” untied his robe and began having sex with him,no it wouldn’t happen.I would suggest my friend seek psychiatric help.
I did get all moist by MM admitting he was wrong.I’ll be in my bunk.
…I do realize you had an ulterior motive behind your admitting your mistake in saying that women are “reactive” sexually.But thank you anyway I guess,now I can’t use my “Big Man” tonight because his batteries need to recharge. But it was fun while he lasted.
What a fantasy hot,wet,sweaty,messy sex in a sauna with a man while he admitted he was wrong.
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: Boru 1014(08/12, 12:01AM & 3:38AM)
Boru, I was admitting I was wrong to NF only to placate her. She is a hermaphrodite, a scary person. I’m getting into my terry-cloth robe and will join you shortly.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
**Boru sitting in a corner with a dunce cap on waiting for MM to explain what a hermaphrodite is.**
I don’t see an hermaphrodite as being a “scary person”.You on the other hand **Boru removes the dunce cap MM placed on her head for a phycologists’ hat she won in a box of Cracker Jack’s ,jumps off the stool to sit in a phycologists’ armchair. **
MM I see as a very scary individual that see’s sex as the reason everyone lives and breathes.Yes I understand the whole ‘procreation’ thing but for you to compare Suck’s shooting a deer (OP back in Oct.)to rape,REALLY!What a reach?Not every grown man subconsciously has a need to fuck his mommy as not every grown woman subconsciously feels the same of her father.
When a person like with an hermaphrodite falls in the middle(having both sex organ’s) it seems to me MM that you become threatened.Why?Perhaps you only see people in black and white not shades of grey.As the result of your fault you become confused then fall back to Sigmund Freud’s everyone has an Oedipus complex, or simply those who don’t fit into your mould make you think too hard and your head blows up.
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: Boru 1014 (08/13, 1:22AM)
Thank you for your thoughts, Boru. I see two points which require clarification. First to NF who I claimed was a hermaphrodite.
My reasoning here was that she displayed an inordinate amount of testosterone in her sexual fantasies to the point of being masculine. At the very least she comes on as a dominatrix. I said that she was “scary” on purely physical grounds, i.e., being buggered by a hermaphrodite which, as you may have guessed, is not my cup of tea. Perhaps I was being a bit stereotypical in my thinking, portraying the female as passive and nurturing rather than active and dominating but there you are. If NF reads this she might want to educate me that hermaphrodites can be feminine. Are you there, NF?
I see you are going bck into my early days on this site, back to “Going Hunting on Friday” which registered over 500 comments but was yanked for some unknown reason from its #1 ranking on the “Most Discussed” list. You raise the question about my equating Suck’s shooting a deer with rape. He was then in his unreflective macho stage and, of course, of which the hunting and killing of animals is an integral part. I hate hunting and think that the men who do, in addition to simple blood lust, are acting out their sublimated Freudian sexual fantasies. I recall suggesting that after shooting the deer he might lie down beside it and have an enjoyable post-coital cigarette, in my view a very graphic portrayal of his sublimated sexual urges.
I believe it was shortly after this that the Moderator held a straw vote of the commenters as to whether or not I should be kicked off the site. It was, as the expression has it, “a near-run thing” but, as events transpired I wasn’t and here I am!
I’m not sure I see the connection between my failure to see everyone in shades of grey and my head blowing up as a result but I’m sure there is one.
Are you ready for another session in the sauna? Matbe NF might want to join us.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
*maybe*
MM
I equated your opinions of NF being a hermaprodite and Suck’s deer killing to rape as your lacking in not being able to she people in shades of grey only in black and while.Not every woman with masculine and feminine traites is a hermaprodite as not every man that likes to hunt deer feels the need to orgasm while making a kill.
Sometimes a woman simply likes rough sex (there’s nothing wrong with that as long as everyone involved are consenting adults).There are hunter’s that hunt for food,simply that.This is the grey area of which I spoke of you lacking the ability to comprehind.It seems that to you a masculine woman is a scary person(black and white) and a hunter you compare to a vile rapest who always has the need to controll his victim(black and white).
MM
You are a happily married man.
I know the hurt when your husband fucks around.
It’s been a blast MM.
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: Boru 1014 (08/13, 8:46PM)
Boru, everything you said is true. I just want you to know I’m still available for the sauna. I can provide solace for your husband “fucking around” as you put it. I know the moves, Boru. NF has not, so far, committed (thank God).
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!