Is it really so complicated to wrap your gum in a wrapper after you’re done with it? I suppose it’s just to much effort to get up and throw it in the garbage? So now here I sit after a so-so movie with fucking gum on my pants because some numb-nuts thought the underside of the armrest was a more appropriate place. Since I’m not a gumshoe it’s lucky for you I can’t CSI your ass with some DNA analysis and then track you down for some gum on hair action that no peanut butter would get out!—Chewed Out And Stuck Up

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  1. Same applies to smokers…..can’t you put your butts back in the package instead of throwing them on the ground?

  2. I really wish I could offer a constructive comment but all my fingers will type is that ol’ 50s tune:

    Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you
    Whatever shall I do
    Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
    I’d give a lot of dough
    If only I could know
    The answer to my question
    Is it yes or is it no

    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
    On the bedpost overnight
    If your mother says don’t chew it
    Do you swallow it in spite
    Can you catch it on your tonsils
    Can you heave it left and right
    Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
    On the bedpost overnight

    But what about under an armrest?? Enquiring minds want to know.

  3. yes ttfn, even lonnie donigan can’t tell you. but it does stay fresh under seats for years i hear.

  4. What about the gum that comes in blister packs? No wrappers to use. Still doesn’t mean lazy ass idiots should stick their gum under the armrests, or toss it on the floor…just sayin’…

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