To the asshole on the #1 bus Thursday night. I get that drunk people can be annoying but there is no reason to be a complete ass about it and ruin someone’s evening. Just because people are laughing about their drunk friend, even though she may have commented about your food (which you aren’t even allowed to be eating on the bus) there is no reason to get all pissy, defensive and start putting other people down. You really must have had a bad day to be that much of an asshole, at least I would like to think that because if that’s how you really are I feel sorry for you and people who have to put up with you on a regular basis. If I ever see you again there will be nothing but dirty looks from me and you should just be thankful that none of my bitchier friends were there because they would have given you exactly what you deserve. —1st Hour of Night Out Ruined
This article appears in Apr 28 – May 4, 2011.
Whatever. I’m glad people have the guts to call out some of these losers on thier ridiculous behavior. Try taking the bus home from work every Friday and Saturday night, for 45 minutes and their bullshit gets old real quick. Everything about drunk university students is extremely annoying and im glad most of them will be leaving the city to go live with mommy and daddy soon enough.
Oooh dirty looks. is that it?
I’m with the bus guy/gal, if your drunk on a bus, get a hold of yourself and not piss people around you off, I find drunkards who can’t handle themselves really fucking annoying, especially if the guy/gal was just minding his own business, and who gives a crap if he/she was eating on the bus? maybe they were diabetic for all you know.
So you think you and your drunk friends should be getting a pass for being annoying? Well fuck you and your drunk friends. Loud drunks are nothing but a pain in the ass.
..ever since i stopped drinking my tolerance for drunks is pretty much zero..drunks are fucking annoying
While I’d rather see someone who’s been drinking/drunk on a bus and not behind the wheel, you sound like the typical 19-20 year old douches who go out and get smashed for the hell of it and think it’s “cool” and “hilarious” to act like morons. People who are generally sober and who have generally grown the fuck up don’t find this amusing, and quite frankly think you and your friends are sad sad idiots.
Maybe, though, when you and your friends develop even the tiniest big of maturity, you’ll understand what we’re all saying here.
Your bitch is ridiculous, and it should be the subject of this bitch that should be here bitching about you and your lame friends.
Oh and I’m pretty sure public intoxication is against the law, which can get you thrown in to jail whereas eating on the bus MIGHT get a comment from the driver. MIGHT.
Tales from the Loser Cruiser. Go have another drink of mouthwash OP.
I’ve read this bitch 3 times….OB, you are a self-entitled jerk.
Loud mouth drunks, sniping on the bus, got called out on it, and you’re the put upon ones? FFS.
Hint: If you act like an ass, expect to be treated that way.
“be thankful that none of my bitchier friends were there” – bitchier? friends?
one night i was taking the 80 home from the city, and a group of 8 meatheads got on and proceeded to yell “BRAN MUFFIN” in unison every minute or so for half an hour. I tried listening to rage against the machine but my headphones didnt go loud enough to tune them out, but if i had said anything to them i would have been the asshole, right?
bran muffin? how very odd. eight meatheads is bad odds shithawk
So… y’all think it’s okay to be annoying because you’re drunk? Ha. Fuck off. If I was sitting on the bus minding my own business, I don’t want anyone drunk — or sober for that matter — talking to me and trying to annoy me. It’s awkward and makes me feel uncomfortable. Who gives a shit if she was eating???
The other night, about 15 drunk guys and girls were standing on the sidewalk outside my window (I’m on the third floor) and I tried to tolerate it, but they were being really fucking loud and I just needed sleep. So, I grabbed a glass of water and poured it on them. It was surprisingly effective and they left, and I was quite pleased with myself.
Did they melt?
Yeah, if you’re being loud on the bus expect pissed off people to say something about it. On the other hand the subject of the bitch didn’t have to make it personal, he could have politely asked before resorting to putting people down
HAHAHAHA jdp21, i think that happened on a sex and the city episode, once when these bitchy trannies were outside samantha’s apartment building and wouldn’t stfu.
Classic.
it takes all kids o.p., to make a bus load. be thankful it wasn’t a guy farting his ass off.
Nah, they didn’t melt, Anglo…. shit floats.
and small rocks and wood…oh and ducks http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp-content/upl…
“Tales from the Loser Cruiser.” When did it chance its name from the Sebastian Scout?
But really, OP, a dirty look? Nobody is going to give a flying fuck about that shit. Go take a leak.
Where’s Spock when you need him?
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
sorry timothy i found a clip but the song is different…i ♥ spock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm8WTNDP9bE
Best scene in any movie, ever.
I hate drunk people!! I’ve lost all ability in toleration.I’m hoping it will come back sometime soon. I would have ripped the chicks head off. 🙂
..i just noticed that line bout only dirty looks from you op..i pray to the gods the offending peep doesn’t read this ..the anguish and dread of possible dirty looks could scar them for ever….:)
sorry to say the old suckster won’t be atthe summit sunday, if you are still having it? i have to be at a friend’s place, selling a 1961 pontiac to settle par of an estate. the friend is now dead. and the party that is taking care of estate, asked me to sell the car. old thing is in good shape for setting in a garage, since 1973.
Double plus sorry Lifer. We’ll miss you. When I was a wee one the folks and I criss-crossed the country in a Navy Blue 1967 Strato-Chief. Big as a flippin’ aircraft carrier it was.
i found a 1962 http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/2…
Sheesh, don’t talk about the s-u-m-m-i-t on here, suckers! lol that’s shhhhhhhh++
Anyway, we’ll all have a drink for ya, bud!
THE SUMMIT
I’ll come if Sucks lends me his 32 cal. snub-nose.
A pleasure as awlays.
Cheerio!
sorry monsieur http://www.mysafetysign.com/img/lg/S/No-Co…
I’d rather drunk people annoy the fuck out of every sober bus passenger than have them drive to their destination.
this is what the 61 loks like, but color it blue, and put a 6 instead of the 8. car is almost as good shape to, with dirt and crap removed. anyway, it is now gone. guy is picking up tomorrow at 1 p.m. 500 bucks was and is a good deal.
forgot to add link.
http://www.montrealmusclecars.com/Inventai…
a thing of beauty sucksters. we had one of these one i was wee http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S9rDr1CJaWA/TUsS…
Oooh, a Lemon ^^^
You got that right Ivan 😉 Did you know, that in order to change the rear wheel, you have to remove the fender.
$500 sounds like a fair price LS, and another $200 to tow it home.
“I’ll come if Sucks lends me his 32 cal. snub-nose.” – How about a 9mm Browning? lolz, I’m having a hard time imagining montremoleman being able to use a gun.
the passenger seat wasn’t attached to the rails, so knees up mother brown…to the unsuspecting. we also had one of these http://www.malaysiaminilover.com/wp-conten…
…and one of these, what a great tank http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/298965…
Yeah Hugo – If I was coming strapped to a bitcher’s summit, either for protection or to settle scores I’d want a bit more firepower. We’re not that un-intimidating, are we? >: (
i was thinking more along these lines http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/b…
This hides under a jacket no problem
http://www.vastacademy.com.au/images/Firea…
A real crowd pleaser
http://cghub.com/files/Image/068001-069000…
For those quiet intimate encounters
http://www.outinstyle.com/Merchant2/graphi…
For montremoleman, easy to use
http://digilander.libero.it/gdcgroup/MSN%2…
THE SUMMIT
Originally I said I would attend if Sucks would lend me his .32 cal snubnose but Paingirl (10:45AM) announced, “No Concealed Weapons Beyond This Point.” Then Hugo Phurst claimed that a 9mm Browning would be more suitable.
Maybe someone could secure the 9mm Browning under the water cistern on the toilet (stall #3) in the men’s washroom. I could pull an Al Pacino from “Godfather II:”
“Excuse me Hugo, gotta go to the washroom. I’ll be back in minute. Stay right there.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
i ❤ youse guys…how bout this http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/thumb/7/71/S…
That’s Godfather 1 MM. As for Godfather 2, If Hugo offers to take you fishing; don’t forget your rosary Fredo.
hay colonel^^how goes the day? we had no dogs but lots of nice people. you gotta give props to the monsieur for trying. it’s a big sandbox http://www.halforums.com/xenforo/attachmen…
AYO GURKHALI! It’s been a great day Painey. Just spent about 20 minutes talking airplanes with a fellow who bought a nice stack of books, on my recommendation no less >: ). And I have to say, after the troll wars, The WhippetFinder General seems almost endearing. Comfort food for the mind. Rawk! Are you making the scene on the morrow?
he he penis jokes.
could be, admiral, could be…we were speaking of the bear’s pa today, he fought alongside some gurkhas
Hope so Painey. Bear’s Dad must have served in Italy then.
…and sicily. one of the d-day dodgers. he got blown up right some jeslus good, the private wasn’t so lucky
“Tell us Lady Astor, Ye think ye know a lot.
Sitting on yer fat arse, belching tommyrot.
Yer England’s sweetheart and her pride.
We think yer mouth’s too ****ing wide.
That’s from a D-Day Dodger, way out in Italy”
>: )
screee, tommyrot, i likes that word. different days mon ami
Fishing, what a wonderful idea….I know just the place 😉
http://www.sportdiver.com/files/imagecache…
The reason that I recommended the 9mm, is that it’s far more accurate, has a higher muzzle velocity, and greater penetration and stopping power.
Unless you’re at point blank range or an excellent shot, you’ll only piss me off, with a 32 snubby.
If you’re only going to shoot somebody in the back, you want a cowards gun, 22 cal compact auto.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IoKyba98jXs/TVRq…
THE SUMMIT
I think I’ll stay home.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
a nice .45 acp auto would be a neat little high power stopping tool.and it so nice and loud too. fuck the surpressers.
I think I’ll bring this.
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
=====THE SUMMIT
I think I’ll stay home.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!=====
Given your distance and opinion of yourself, I ythink the invitation was just a courtesy.
It’ll be fun!
See you at lunch, bitches!
Trolly- you’re still invited though.
To suck mah balls.
Dillweed. Told you that you were going away. See you next year, douche mitten.
====that was not me=====
Right. I was talking to MM. What are you now, Survivor? Narcissistic prat.
You’re were addressed in the “Trolly” segment. Try and follow, alone and masturbating to Sears childrens’ underwear catalogies in your mom’s basement.
=====p.s. suck me, suck it=====
How’s the implosion going, Trolly? Getting violent I see.
Good on ya. Keep showing everyone your true face.
Cheerio!
You asshat
Later today or by Monday morning, all that will remain of this You is my reaction to you.
I can live with that.
I guess I scared everyone. I went and the venue was closed for inventory. I waited for about 15 min but the panhandlers were congregating.
aww timothy that’s too bad. i received a message from black rose that they had shuttered for the day…i couldn’t go this time but at least you tried. i would have been pleased to meet you
I did check my e-mail before I left (from PK) and tis thread but alas there was nothing. Oh well.Wait I think this is PKs clever way of getting my phone number. LOL.
haha, all will be revealed, i’m sure…hope they got some booze and grub somewhere^^
We went to a nearby pancake house folks. Sorry Tim, we waited until 12:30 upstairs. I left a note on the table next to the 2nd floor entrance. I know whatcha mean about the panhandlers. Thicker than flies on a a freshly laid troll apple. The were only 6 of us but there was much laughter and ribaldry. And Brendon got carded. Whoo-Hoo!
way to go 195^^small groups are less dangerous to outsiders http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/artic…
There was a large crowd of silly buggers in the Park across the Street. From the look of them I’d say it was either an open casting call for “The Human Centipede 2 – Electric Boogaloo” or the May Day Parade.
poor robbie…he stands ever vigil
“For they in honest poverty, dain’t rant and chant an’ a’ that.
An’ ev’ry Uniter be made tae Work, ye’d see far less sign totin’ twats.
An’ if Das Kapital has made an arse aboot the HRM.
Just ask yon protestors passin’ through; Wha’ exactly doth that mak them?”
Poor Lady Astor.
Her ill-advised remarks, an effort to “support the troops” who took part in the D-Day invasion, came at the expense of those who fought their way through “sunny Italy”, those loafing “D-Day Dodgers”.
A more recent incident, which aroused my anger, was when a couple of idiots on America’s Fox News network joked about Canada’s military efforts in Afghanistan. Many Americans are, unfortunately, quite ignorant about what’s happening in the world on any given day of the week. On that particular day, four Canadian soldiers where killed in Afghanistan.
I guess you could call that another “Lady Astor moment”.
Google Rick Mercer/Noreen Golfman for our own homegrown Lady Astor moment.
…or Ted Rall’s “brilliantly sardonic* (cough, cough – bullshit, bullshit) cartoon about Pat Tillman. In his book Jon Krakauer honestly seemed more indignant about Anne Coulter calling Tillman a patriot than Rall calling him an “idiot” who joined the army to “kill arabs”
This one’s for you, Wheelster:
http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/terr…
Thanks for the belly ripples guys, my gut still hurts. Ivan cracking up and sliding down the booth seat was well worth the price of admission even if the scrambled eggs were microwaved. I had a great time, cackled all the way back to Little Arse Corner – Halifax now has an Algonquin Square Table – sort of a wandering table, sometimes a booth (to keep any stalkers on their toes). Wish we could have met up with Bro Tim since he’s been on the board for quite a while – hopefully we’ll catch up the next Summit – I really want to meet Paingirl – so sorry I missed her the last time.
Now back to Top Gear – Jesus J. Duck, one the hosts was doing a motoring test and commented that it was like driving a car that had chlamydia. What a great line.
I had Ivan almost under the table in a fit of hysterical laughter. I had my face in a huge glass of water at the time, and when I saw him start laughing I made a sound like a motorboat as I started laughing.
Good Summit.
I think last year when the anarchist dooshes marched down south Park like real citizens it was May Day too. The number of cops today was impressive, with some filming in the open.
My favourite Bitchers were there. Of course, when the rest of you make it to the next Summit, you’ll be my favourites too!
=====This one’s for you, Wheelster:=====
Oh. My. Fecking. Feck.
That’s the jecket the dude was wearing. I seriously thought he was a bitch when I watched him down his XXL Timmie’s, throw the cup into the garbage can like spiking a football, and walked over and started talking to me, while I waited for Ivan to fetch my beloved Botchers from the bar.
That belly laugh was gold. I LOVELOVELOVE!!! ZOMG!!! when those happen.
p
I’ll betcha Big Buddy with a Rooster Gut thinks a good opening line is: ‘Wanna see my cock?’
Oh you guys gave me a serious dose of the giggles today, and I just had a major relapse thinking about Mr. Cornflakes Jacket.
Wheelie and I should totally have crashed the MayDay rally. He could have been Omar Khadr’s brother and I’d have been his U.S. Navy deserter/lover^^^^.
The thing is I knew that idiot over 30 yrs ago. When he was outside the venue I thought, shit don’t tell me he’s one of us. LOL.
The guy was 40 feet away and I was looking at that gem of a jacket. He closed the distance, I shit you not, by guzzling coffee and walking, threw down the cup into the trashcan, and walked right up to me like we had been hanging out all day. I was trying to figure out who he was when TTFN, PK, Ivan, Gasmatron walked up to me, probably wondering which Bitch I was talking to.
Weirdness. And he was still there afterward when I went home.
If we crashed the rally we would be on video. We’d have that shit on our heads, all for a joke. Some things I’ll do for a hoot. Police surveillance for the next few weeks isn’t one of them!
And TTFN, you should have boxed his ears with your hangers n danglers if he asked that. Wield em like nunchucks.
Ha! Chacha!
Hey, Wheelie – that’s an idea! The fuckers fell three inches today after all that belly bouncing. Six more to go. Then I can use ’em as soccer balls as well.
Oh *my*!
There also make great clappers at sports events. Sounds like a bull seal clapping his flippers.
Just heard Smilin’ Jack Layton was in a sex scandal in the 90s – giving Ms. May a muff munch is not a sex scandal, it’s pure political pandering. And a little nauseating.
That’s why I’m voting NDP tomorrow.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Oh, and that whole inequity in society thing too. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Gives a whole new meaning to beavertail.
Tim and others who went to the designated venue: there are two entrances, and Ivan kept going to the street one, but he didn’t see anyone 🙁
It’s SUCH a frigging bummer they were closed. We went to the pancake place and I was really worried we missed some people!
BUT, we have another one planned already — a date, that is. And the designated venue can’t be closed then. I’ll get a hold of those I have on FB/email and get the word out!
Again, sorry we missed you, BT and Rosie (and everyone else who came)! *sniff*
“I had Ivan almost under the table in a fit of hysterical laughter. “
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone’s face as red as Ivan’s. Frigggg. His entire head was lobster red. <3
I <3 youse guys!
…and Oldhandjob.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries…
Just got an e-mail from my older sib – he’s an ol’ philosophy major/retired teacher who could probably give MM a run for his money brainwise – he sends me this hilarious rant on tomorrow’s election, concluding it thusly:
‘I always live by John Stuart Mill’s dictum, “Although most conservative people aren’t stupid, most stupid people tend to be conservative.” Later. Bertrand Pustule
Just when I thought I had the belly convulsions were under control, this had to happen.
…and it happens again.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gSdLleFX7tk/TPis…
Hardboiled Ivan *asscones* youse guyz, as well.
speaking of asses, don’t forget to vote http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HZ…
Annie? You look just like I imagined.
http://www.stupidhumans.org//image/stupidh…
Morning all.
Sorry that we missed you Tim 🙁 we did talk about you though.
Both myself & the girlfriend are off today.
We’re about to have brunch & then go vote.
Get Out & Vote Folks !
There are people dying in many countries right now, dying for the right to vote.
Hugo, I know, my ears turned red. Just wait til I find you biches, er bitchers. LOL.
Turns out to have been a pretty damned good May Day after all…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eFclYQe_t_Y/TYVg…