CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH!! i close my windows and i can still hear CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH!!I cover my head and i can still hear CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH CAH!!
Pissed off are you crow? mad that i bought garbage bins and actually sort my garbage now so you cant get to any food?
FUCK OFF CROW before i grab a slingshot
—need a bullhorn so i can yell “GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
You fucking close up our take out and expect peace and quiet? You expect us to eat those fucking floaties and beach whistles?? Peter Kelly’s pubes would taste better than that shit. Take a slingshot to us, nimrod, and we’ll make candle holders out of your eye sockets. CAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!! (Directly quoted to TTFN, the Crone of All Crows)
TTFN, I think I am in love.
lol crows in the morning are the WORST. I take that back. They do suck, but the worst for me were two pigeons that lived under my balcony (directly under my bedroom window) at my last apartment. I was woken up every morning at exactly sunrise by their horrible mating rituals. Alllll summmmmmerrrrr looooonnngggg… I hate pigeons. AND crows. Luckily where I am now I have pleasant little chickadees (and the like), with the very odd crow.
Oddly enough, I love the sounds of animals in the morning. Which I find quite soothing. Crickets at night, crows and sparrows in the morning. Gotta love those baby tweets.
Just leave a nice big peanut butter and comet sandwich out for them. Works wonders on raccoons, rats, crows, seagulls and all sort of garbage invading critters.
we have 3 crow families on my street i love listening to them…beats the heck out of the sound of the children who from observation are actually devil incarnates
I love crows as well, I feed them whatever I can from my deck, I’m sure most of the neighbours hate me for it. There’s a giant raccoon that comes to visit sometimes, and I like him too. Too much Thomasina as a child I guess…
Also love crows.
Crow-haters suck ass. Why don’t YOU eat some Comet?
Red Rider BB Gun’ll take care of that after a couple shots over the course of two or three days.
And yes, if you feed crows and raccoons, your neighbours DO fucking hate you.
i usually wake up to a cat standing/laying on my back and shoulders just waiting to be fed. sometimes i get one on my back and another on my butt-ocks.
I’d like to have two pet crows, one for each shoulder so I could point a gnarly finger at someone and cackle: ‘GO GET ‘IM, ME PRETTIES!’ At that point, the crows would probably start pecking my hair out and shit on my shoulder. But ya gotta love them cawbabies.
Ever watch Dance Me Outside? In the opening scene, Silas attempts to offer a crow his last cigarette. The crow walks over and actually bites his hand instead. Frank (Adam Beach) makes an amusing remark, “Heh, prob’ly tryin’ to quit.”
CAH CAH CAH….you know, if you can poison them….and no one would ever know. The crows in HRM roost near MSVU so their dead crow bodies were just lay there.
Fucking crows with their caw’s, really! Also don’t you hate it when birds go “chirp”, when cats go “meow”, dogs go “woof”, oh and this one really pisses me off, when cows go “moo”! The nerve of these animals using the only means of communication with the world. Idiot.
Hell no, Tom – I fucking love birdies. There’s this one cardinal that perches on my mailbox every so often, I call him Alex – at least they’re better than lawn knomes…unless you’re into that sort of thing.
I love the sound of animals, especially crickets at night, but one thing I can’t stand is this bird (or insect, or… something) that makes this high-pitched, saw sounding noise that will start off quiet, get really loud, then go queit again. There’s one near my cottage and it makes me want to napalm the whole forest.
What I love about crows is just how they strut, like ‘Fuck you, I’m a crow, deal with it – now give me a fucking bag of garbage.’
My mom used to freak whenever she saw just one crow – according to some folklore ‘One crow sorrow, two crows joy, three crows an ‘e-mail’, four crows a boy’ – o.k. – it used to be ‘letter’. When I was a kid I used to think crows knew this and just loved to fuck with people like my old lady.
I agree TTFN, but it’s the goddamn pigeons that piss me off. They’re so flippin’ insecure, flying off whenever you say boo. And when you give in and feed them they don’t stick around to say ‘thanks’, instead they just congregate and flee. Fucking ungrateful, self-esteemless little brats.
I used to have respect for crows and their bravery for strutting along the highways unless i came across one a while ago eating a snake ewwwwwww
SW, I travel to Truro once a week and I always know what season it is by the crows walking up and down the Hwy with salt and pepper shakers……it is disgusting….then they have lulls and get brave enough to step onto the hwy itself……….these crows are like vultures… almost like funeral home directors dressed in black suits…..they wait and wait for their business