To the smokers pushed out on the street to have a puff, please step back so pedestrians don’t have to step around you and/or breath the smoke from your cancer sticks. Your habit is disgusting and we don’t all have to partake in it.
To the selfish rude obnoxious people who insist on walking down the street while texting, shove the hand held device back in your pocket (or somewhere else where the sun doesn’t shine) and focus on what’s around you (instead of the nonsense bullshit you feel is important but really is not).
To the panhandlers, simply go away. I’m not going to give my spare change to someone who is dressed better than I am or who wishes me a “good day”! Seriously, go get a job.
To the people waiting for the bus (and I’m one of them), you don’t need or have the right to block the whole sidewalk for pedestrians passing by. If you are waiting for a bus, line up like the rest of the people… you don’t need to stand a centimetre away from the curb.
Finally, to the cyclists. The law says if you do take your bike on the sidewalk, you have to walk it, not ride on one peddle going down the hills. If you want to ride your bike, fine, I applaud you, but please don’t run people down. Have the common courtesy not to scare the crap out of pedestrians as you pass by. —Pedestrian Sick of Morons
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
If I didn’t bump into you while texting, and I didn’t, then shut the fuck up and mind your own business. Aww, what’s wrong honey? Wanted me to check out your lulu lemon pants and I’m not giving you enough attention?
Or, in other words, Halifax step the fuck aside and yield the sidewalk to this douchebag.
I’m not a smoker but your bitch makes me want to tell you to Go fuck yourself. Where do you expect them (smokers) to go now? You want to get angry with someone get angry at the government that allows the sale of these products.
1. smokers – they’re following the letter of the law, so blow me.
2. texters – what sodey said. how do you know they aren’t closing a huge deal on the way to work while your unproductive ass is wasting it watching for other people to unintentionally be douche bags to you.
3. panhandlers – shit, you have a decent point.
4. bus waiters – it can get pretty hairy on popular routes… I’m looking at you spinggarden in front of the subway. there are two sides of the street… if you don’t want to walk through a crowd, fucking cross and avoid em. or *GHASP* take another route that isn’t so popular or has as many buses running along it.
5. cyclists – everyone shits on them anyways… why not you too eh?
if you’ve been hit, sure, flog the fucking insults at the dick mitten who wrong’d you.
otherwise, learn a little modesty and realize the general populace isn’t out to cater to you.
dipshit
Bitching about smokers…Fuck off. They don’t have many places to go to smoke now.
The texting while walking…Its called paying attenchen to your suroundings so they don’t crash into you while texting.
Panhandlers will always be around so your better off just ignoring them if you hate them that much.
People waiting for the bus getting in your way?? Well they have to watch for the bus.
And cyclists…well rules have been broken in the past and still will be.
So over all you expect the world to bow down to you just cause your more special than everyone else?
Grow up and get over yourself.
hahaha i’d like to see any of these internet tough guys call smokes cancer sticks to someones face that had to walk 5-10 minutes to get to a suitable place to smoke.
this bitch coulda been longer. where are the spitters, litterers, joggers…try to stick to one segment of the population op
Painey is correct – never fight a war on multiple fronts. Hitler made that mistake and look where it got him.
http://mimg.ugo.com/201010/63453/hitler.jp…
Okay, even I found that creepy .: (
yeah that is creepy, this is not http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/45/8…
Was there a Tip Bitch in there somewhere?
I kinda dozed off from boredom.
Smoking’s still legal so suck me silver grey arse hairs. And who gives a shit about texters? Let ’em compete for a Darwin Award and get hit by a speeding bus. Panhandlers can be tuned out with some good tunes on an mp3 player. I’d like to see you trying to telling the busers that they’re in the way of pedestrians and see if you don’t get drenching with several scalding double-doubles. The cyclists? Nothing that a plastic ruler couldn’t cure – provided you’ve got a good aim at the spokes. Fuck, if these little shit stains get your dander up, I can’t imagine how you’d cope with the big stuff.
just fuck off with your self righteous bullshit o.p., if not fr us, you would have fuck all to bitch about. i am quiting soon, but will never stoop to your leval of ignorance, or stupidity. go suck on a bus’s tailpipe, if you really wanna complain about stink or other smelly stuff. or just go and fuck off,period……
OB….elbows, elbows, elbows. You have two of them….use them. Jab those dumb fucks in the ribs as you walk by.
OP, if you should walk past me on the sidewalk, please take the opportunity to identify yourself so I can bow down to you … then when you walk past you can turn around and kiss my ass.
OP, most cities have bylaws on how panhandlers are supposed to behave.
It usually includes things like not blocking the sidewalk
and they are not to walk along side you or towards you as these are considered intimidation tactics.
This is like a recap of the five most popular bitches rolled into one – bravo. Coles notes for LTWWB
i click on your face dmouth but i still get the trucks
…same with you nice new lady, one cat and then another
It’s because I authorized facebook once when I couldn’t remember my coast credentials – now it takes whatever my profile pic is from facebook as my avatar – but saves my original pic. Strange now everyone can see me! Yikes hahaha
you look like half our customers, it be otay larry is back