Dear G.F and everyone else who while brushing there teeth insist on fucking walking around the house and doing shit. I dont want to see your toothpaste drooling from your mouth, hear you mumble while trying to speak to me or someone on the phone. So how about doing over the sink like a civilized person and keep your oral hygene to your fucking self.
—Irritated by people!
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2009.


That’s nasty to a degree, but you need to find a way to cope instead. Ever heard multi-tasking makes the world go round?
I never brush my teeth in front of anyone, it’s just gross.
I brush my teeth in the shower.
Saves me from cleaning up toothpaste splatter on the mirror.
Meh, no one’s up when I’m brushing… so I walk around. It could be something worse: peeing with the door open. That’s a nasty habit.
I pee in the shower…while brushing my teeth…with the door open.
Good one Miles.
Why doesn’t this OP tell the person he’s mad at instead of posting on the coast???