Good work out there, champ; You made a believer out of me, the one person who looks for kindness and worth in everyone, that some people are an utter waste of flesh and blood. Although you and I both know you are a bonifide psychotic in need of some serious help, I stuck by your side. Through the tantrum yielding damages, the emotional abuse, and the thoroughly creepy, manipulative, boyfriend rollplay- all to be there for a friend that sends other individuals running in the opposite direction. I humored you constantly, although you are clearly sick, and consistently reassured you of your talents and positive attributes. In return, you exercised intimidation tactics on a girl half your size and destroyed my belongings when I politely informed you of my desire to move out and away from your putrid, poison, presence.
If I were less of a person I would wish you harm and a life of suffering, but I am certain that dying alone and rotting in hell will suffice.
Thanks for the life lesson bud. Now, get fucked. —Good Riddance

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  1. or what about karma?
    she hasn’t had much to do lately….
    people seem to have stopped summoning her.

    ps, sue him for damaged property.
    ice that cake….

  2. he sounds like a guy i totally have the hots for. Shouldn’t be a problem though. I am also a total sociopath. I figure we’ll fall into this super-hot bonny and clyde routine.

    His name isn’t nick though.

  3. karma has been in my bed lately, and is too busy with me, to worry about the rest of the world. her message to you all is, take care of your own fucking selves for a change.

  4. Here’s the punchline to a joke, anyone recognize it?….

    “hey Sam! what day is it today?”

    “It’s FRIDAY, you gleek plick!”

  5. OP, it sounds exactly like an ex of someone very close to me; from the name down to the object-destroying tantrums…everything. By any chance is he about 3 apples tall?

  6. koda,roleplay is where you would dress in a french maid uniform, and i would be the butler, and then we would fuck the rest of the night.

  7. Haha Trodon! I suppose that realistically he would have been about 24 apples tall but it was a long time ago so who knows…maybe 23! I do remember he used to say people thought he looked a bit like eminem. All I know is that he was pretty small and yet still managed to rip his mother’s bannister from it’s stairs.

  8. @ LS, as long as you are butlering and serving up a good helping then perhaps this role-thing wouldn’t be so bad……lol

  9. You can role play to be my butler Sux!! You could shine my shoes, clean my apartment, pay me compliments, iron my clothes, then sleep in my storage closet. Don’t worry, I’ll leave some bread crusts out for ya, and if you’re good you can watch TV with me.

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