I’m a virgin, I’m a virgin, I’m a virgin! I’m not ashamed of it. Being still young I don’t think it’s unreasonable to still be one. I just haven’t found someone with who I’m comfortable. There’s no issue with admitting it if asked, I’ve never lied or pretended to know things I didn’t know. However, you think that it’s ok to just you know let everyone (even people I’ve just met) in on the fact that I’m a virgin. We were playing drinking games and because it’s you they’re sexual, ok fine. This was what, our second drink of the night, you weren’t drunk but insisted I drink from a penis straw. I said “no, that’s ok” to which you shouted out “oh yeah! I forgot you’re a virgin!” This isn’t the first time you’ve done this. Little comments like “I just don’t know how you can do it for so long with no sex blah blah blah”.
I just consider some things personal, and this is one of them. Furthermore you never asked me, just assumed and I’ve never told you otherwise. Don’t put my personal business out there. The second day we knew you were dating your new guy you told us “oh my God! He’s a virgin! didn’t know those still existed!” I don’t need to know that…
I should put your shit on blast! God knows I have enough to say about you. You ragged on another friend who chose to lose her v-card to a guy she met at a bar one night. Said “I’d want it to be special, so disgusting, I don’t know why she did that etc.” who cares. I could just tell her about all your escapades which have been, by your own admission “crazy” and “bad”. You know, you gotta stop telling me these things! You’re just giving me ammunition and one day when you say something I might snap.
But I’m not going to put your shit on blast because despite all you’ve divulged it’s not my place to tell your “secrets”. This is anonymous and I can vent! I’ll keep your business private, keep my lack of sex life to yourself! —Annoyed
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.
This is why I don’t like to hang out with other girls. Anything you tell them is “ammunition” for the future and they all secretly hate each other.
This is not a friend, OB … more like a frenemy. Weed her out of your life … and if you can’t do that completely, minimize her role in it.
in some circles, some circles that are more litigious than my circles are, that would be harassment, OP. In my circles we call that “having a giant douche for a friend”.
You might want to trade eye for an eye on this one. When she drops the vbomb, ask her about her herpes. It doesn’t take too much of that for someone to get the picture REALLY fucking quickly.
Mel you’re right and that’s fucked. I love all my girlfriends.. and they love me. We’re all nerdy and a little awkward and talk about comics instead of boys so maybe that’s why.. in any event.. I’M starting to hate OP’s friend..
I too have noticed the selective memory of certain women. They’ll remember every sordid detail of their friends’ dirty business, but always forget to put the fucking car in park before they cut the engine!! grr….
When did those tags start? They’re excellent!
if you are a female o.p., and you want to change that status, look up the suckster. guarenteed to be pleased, or double your virginity back.
I have a ‘friend’ who pulls this shit. She’s fucked guys who’s names she didn’t even know at the time and has literally fucked four times more people donarious and I have fucked COMBINED, yet finds roundabout ways to call me a slut in the past when I’ve had a fuck buddy here or there.
You know why she does it? Because she’s monumentally insecure. She found herself in a ‘relationship’ and has to talk up how awesome it is to make herself feel better and doesn’t like how I could give two shits about it.
I agree with asking her about her herpes. She probably DOES have the herp and rags on you because you’re a virgin and is herp-free.
Just call her on it, OB. Especially if my hunch is correct and she is a room mate. If I’m right, you need to establish some boundaries.
Not only does your “friend” sound like a loudmouthed bitch, but she probably laughs at you behind your back, and tells all your mutual friends about your little secret. I think you should settle this with a lengerie pillow fight.
“But I’m not going to put your shit on blast because despite all you’ve divulged it’s not my place to tell your “secrets””
*claps for OP*
Stay classy.
Next.
the tags were very common in the olden days snoob, nice to see them make a comeback
Damn…did that bitch ever take me back.
Back to around grade 8 when you heard the girls in Junior High talking about who lost their virginity last week end !
Here I thought I’d never have to see/hear that shit again . Oh well, yawn…its just as boring now as it was then.
Hey LS…stay classy dude, wouldn’t want to see you change ~:)
This same girl would probably chastise someone for “slut shaming” but apparently has no problem with “virgin shaming”
On one hand, everyone goes through this. The older you get the more questions, taunts and jokes you will have to endure until you lose that card.
On the the other hand people should mind their business and not try to see everything through their own narrow view of what they think is normal.
Example: Tim Tebow, a rising NFL star quarterback who was very famous in the US in college, claims to be a virgin, just like the NBA player AC Green back in the 80s. Tebow is very very religious, I’m not sure what’ AC’s reason was. In my mind, wtf is the point of playing in the pro’s if you aren’t gonna bang as many fine women as possible!? But it’s their life and their decision and they have their reasons. I say good for them, even though I just don’t get it.
One of my best friends didn’t lose his until he was like 22 or so. His business, if he wanted my input he’d ask for it.
I have a lot of respect for people who don’t let others dictate or pressure them into doing anything, especially this particular thing. Good for you OP. You might not turn into one of these raunchy ass cumdumpsters who wonder why nobody respects them or takes them seriously or wants to be seen anywhere with them.
It’s sad that fucking anything that says yes is considered more normal than being really picky about who you exchange fluids with, but that seems to be the case nowadays.
I love when people ask me “why don’t/didn’t you try to fuck her?” and the answer “because I’m not interested in her/attracted to her” is apparently not an acceptable one. “You have a dick don’t you?” *in my head* “Yeah, and I’d like to keep it the way it is and not full of painful sores or leaking out green shit”
Being a jumpoff is not what’s up. (For the more mature demographic that translates to “being a slut is not cool, or anything to be proud of”)
Mel, I used to have the same attitude as you did. Then I went to a women’s college, where if you didn’t have women friends, you didn’t have friends, period. Life changing experience…I realized that I was looking at every woman I met as a potential threat or enemy…Now I look at every woman I meet as a potential friend and ally.
Sounds like it’s a little late for that sisterhood to develop between OB and her little bitch friend, though!
OB, you could make a joke out of it…A girl at the hs where I worked once sported a T that said “VIRGIN: you ain’t gettin’ any!” looked very cute, IMO. As to being dared to perform fellatio on a straw, I can think of all kinds of sarky answers to that one, beginning with ‘I’m not sure our relationship has reached this stage’ to ‘no, you take it-but since you can put a whole can down your throat, you don’t really need a straw, do you?’
I need to stop drinking and posting…out of wine, so gin and ginger syrup…noms…
Be proud of your mature life decisions. Do everything on your own terms.
I have been dating for a few years now and when I date some/most people really do expect sex on a 1st, 2nd and 3 date. It has become the normal these days it seems. They will even come up with lines to try and make that happen.
Such as:
-Well why not it will happen sooner or later, so why not now? (this on a first & second date)
-I think it is important to find out if we are sexually compatible so we aren’t wasting our time.
– What, aren’t you into sex? Don’t you want it? (this on a first & second date)
The list could go on and on . Then sometimes believe it or not they try and come up with reasons not to wear a condom stating sex isn’t good with a condom. I at that point get really turned off because that tells me that everyone they slept with in the past they didn’t wear a condom with. So how attractive do they make themselves at that point? Pretty huge turned off actually at that point.
Yes, I know I have dated some losers, no one has to point this out to me!! Lol These are people that don’t come off as losers until they start talking like that.
Go at your own pace OP and don’t let anyone pressure you into anything you don’t want to do & find new friends. I think there is truth in women secretly hating women which is why I prefer male friends.
Good for you OB. It’s no one business if you’re a virgin or not and good for you that you haven’t caved in in this sex crazy world. You’ll do it when or if you decide to do so.
As for the bitches, you can laugh when they get stuck with a bunch of carpet commandos and the baby daddy is no where to be found.
Keep you head on your shoulders and be proud.
I didn’t always see other women as threats and I do have a few close gal friends but I just find there are big differences between female and male friends. With my male friends I just feel more comfortable and have never had any spread vicious rumors about me. They don’t try to one-up me all the time or put me down when I look too happy. They are always honest with me and don’t play games. Except for the video kind ;D. Which I like to do and can’t seem to find any ladies that enjoy drunk GTA :P. With the girlfriends I’ve had over my life, there always seemed to be some struggle if you got everyone in a group.. like someone isn’t allowed to have a few best friends, you can only have one and if someone hung out with someone and doesn’t invite everyone else too it’s considered stabbing them in the back. And omggg you can’t hang out with her because she did this to meeee!!! Like, I just don’t have the energy to be concerned about all of these little things that can set people off. Just like CHILL and stop getting super mad over little tiny things that don’t mean anything in reality. I know there are good ladies like that out there, and I will latch onto them for dear life :D. And gosh, all of the things I learn about penises hanging out with boys! And I love how they’ll just openly talk about these things with me in the room :P.
I’d have to guess that everyone in this bitch are fairly young. So let’s make some general assumptions…..lol….if your frenemy truly feels that she is any different than a virgin, then she is either a bullshitter, or a dirty whore. just saying.
You’re hanging out with the wrong females … I tend to just ignore females (+ males) when they talk themselves up/try to put others down in order to feel good. IDGAF. My passivity is usually an indication to STFU. When they realize their nouveau riche bougie attitude doesn’t impress me things tend to progress to more important pastures … like playing Borderlands. Ma always said “*Donk* you only know the party happened if you were there” In other words, the time I spend with you is what’s important, not the time someone else may have spent with someone else without me there.
… but I digress.
Finally coming off of the TheCoast dry spell has got me back harder that a crack whore who just got parole …
… I may go watch a movie now. http://pixdaus.com/pics/1235184536aLaKf1b.…
Here’s a GREAT movie if you can find it anywhere…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmaVlVKHvY
This reminds of that old gospel song “Jesus what a friend!”
Know what I hate Mel, when a dress says “dry clean only” >.<' … but yeah that movie seems le creepy! I’ll have to poke around the internets for it.
I wanna see Immortals or MI4 though … will have to wait for next Tuesday for the cheap night … since I’m cheap.
Haha it’s actually one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I absolutely love terrible movies and keep recommending them to people ;D That’s why I love The Room so much! There is this awful low budget horror movie called Slices of Life I love too.. I’ll see if I can find the trailer for that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btcvFYsLwwA…
I think this is the right one, I’m on the bus so I didn’t want to really turn up the volume
why thankee mr. more. i shall endeavor to keep up the good work. and let’s get ‘er on .
“…can’t seem to find any ladies that enjoy drunk GTA.” I’m not a lady, but drunk GTA does sound pretty fun. 😉
Exactly B, you are a boy which was my point 😛
i love bad movies, this one’s a classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhvDMhrws1o
drunk GTA makes running over hookers and stealing cop cars easier for the mind to accept.
Hahaaa, I’ve heard wonderful things about Ed Wood
One of my fav things to do was pick up hookers in the ghetto, take them behind a warehouse, use their services, then kill them and take the money back when I’m done. Repeat until morning :).
It’s funny I actually was watching that Boy I Met Online movie last night on TV, for about 5 minutes, acting was pretty bad. Ever had the pleasure of sitting through this stink fest? Read the customer review lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/
A 3.2 is too much.
OMFG Mel. – That’s how Montrealman got his start. Next stop – a PhD, for Christmas and tenure for Dexter.
lol @ “nouveau riche bougie attitude”
You’re somethin else Donk
Yes, Mel, the old smash n hit n rob n run, a timeless classic. Nothin like some vehicular homicide after paying for sex. Even more fun in real life! I kid I kid..
They need to make new GTA. I wasn’t crazy about the last one, I don’t like that map, they need to take it back to Vice City or San Andreas.
You let me know any time you fell like gettin dunk and playin some ps3, I don’t get nearly enough use out of that thing. We can kill hookers and run from cops till we pass out!
mel’s helping keep control of the ho population.
have your ho raped and slaughtered.
I liked the driving mechanics quite a bit…
stealing dumptrucks, driving through parks…
finding ledges to drive off and squash the unsuspecting, respectable populace below.
ahhhh…. memories.
The Incredible Hulk was also a good stress reliever.
nothing like knocking down a building and then chucking government tanks at the helicopters trying to take you down.
http://davidhoustonvoice.com/misc-images/h…
They’re actually in the process making a new GTA and it *will* be heading back to San Andreas. You can watch the trailer here: http://www.rockstargames.com/videos/video/…. You’re welcome. 😛
Ooooh man Tommy! I looove The Room! There are so many wonderful quotes and drinking games from that movie. Drink every time someone says “Ohai _____”
And there is a trailer for GTA 5 out and it’s in LA :D! I love Liberty City. Especially The Gay Tony one, you get that sweet gun that has the exploding shells! I acquired a PS2 and started playing Vice City and San Andreas. Vice City is sooo hard to see on a flat screen :P. Best soundtrack though. I looove San Andreas, I think it’s my favorite one. It’s soo huge and I love how you can go out into the country and kill hicks. I find it’s not a good idea to play GTA for several hours and then drive somewhere in real life.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa the song that goes to Tony is legit such a good party song. The ballad of tony or whatever it’s called. The boogie one? “The I found a place *yeah* where we can boogie” — am I just lost here or is this real?
It’s real right?
That’s about as far as my GTA smarts goes …
:|
Me and my brother both spent many, many hours playing San Andreas.
Yes Donk! That song is on TBOGT, I loove that one. Luiz does a fabulous dance to that one. Which reminds me, have you ever made Luiz get sooo drunk that he passes out and wakes up in random places? One time, I woke up inside the Statue of Liberty, next to a large beating heart, with a parachute strapped to my back.
shame it ain’t a dame…
http://kotaku.com/5868455/its-time-for-a-l…
I like that it’s a lad, I always make them get the finest suits from Perseus to look like 20s gangsters, but make them wear white sneakers. Except with CJ in San Andreas, I always make him wear terrible things like a pink leisure suit and a bleach blonde fro. Recently I made him wear a bowling shirt and khaki shorts, just like Charlie Sheen!… if he was an African American living in 1990s Compton.
Yeah San Andreas is hands down the best one. I remember getting it the day it came out, and never taking it back to Blockbuster.
ZOMG! I guess I haven’t been keeping up on my video game news, didn’t know a new GTA was coming out, but I figured one would at some point. I see they also got a trailer there for Max Payne 3. I’m excited.
We had some pretty wild outfits for CJ too. I liked the high top fade lol.
ok first off: V-card? Uggh.
You need to tell off this person and then stop being their friend. This person sounds jealous of you and intimidated somehow. Maybe she’s worried that guys will like you better than her. I used to hang out with this rude bitch who always made me look like a fool around people, by bringing up private stuff, etc. I hate people like this…so nice when its just the 2 of you, but around other people (guys mainly) they turn into catty, competitive BITCHES. The only way to fix this is to DE-friend them. Trust me, you won’t even MISS that kind of friendship.