So, this goes out to the ass-fuck who cut me off in the Lacewood StarBucks drive-through on Sunday. Hey, dickface, I had my signal light on waiting in line to turn in for a reason, I wasn’t just doing it to add to the atmosphere of the area. Perhaps next time you open your eyes and maybe shave that fucking mess you call facial hair off and realize you’re a total prick.
Also, why the fuck did you stop, turn off your car, turn it on, move three feet, and repeat for about 25 feet? Are you borderline handicap? I am debating installing a Safari-bar on my car, so the next time I see you and your tiny Honda Fit, i’m going to push you into the nearby ditch.
Hope you enjoyed your coffee, ass-clown.
—Adam
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.
OP, look this up: If you turn your car off for longer than ______ between stops, you save fuel. I think the answer is around TEN SECONDS.
The Fit driver probably did save fuel, and affected your wait time NOT AT ALL in the process, so fuck off. You don’t get your coffee sooner by being closer to the drive-through window, if the number of customers ahead of you doesn’t change.
As for the Fit driver, if you are that conscious of how stupid idling is (and congrats), then you should have enough sense not to go through a drive-through in the first place.
…and Starbucks… If someone is going to tell me that the location in question is drive-through-only (always or at any time of day or night), then you suck too.
I think the point here, ND, is that the guy in the fit cut the bitcher off. I think that’s what he’s pissed off at. Probably wouldn’t’ve given two shits about his car (honda fits are cute too! and spacious inside!) if he had’ve waited his turn…
lol My bad. I was totally fixated on everything after the word “Also”. …but I stand by what I said for that part of the bitch. 😛
By the way, I would like the OP for the visual I got from “shave that fucking mess you call facial hair off and realize you’re a total prick”.
— Bzzzzzz …. *click* …. No-o-o-o-o!
What the fuck does facial hair have anything to do with this? If a herky-jerky Star-Dick ruined your day…go take up yoga or something.
Oh, and SUCK AN EGG
If the drive-thru line is that long OP, next time just walk in. You’ll be back in your car before the guy who may cut you off most times.
Fuck maybe you should drink less coffee. Or at least apparently stop using it as an enema.
I did not know Starfucks had a drive through
Coffee drinkers are fags. My gay cousin told me.
Fags. *turns a cold shoulder…..*
Drink some tea or lemonade you make-up wearing tarts.