I’m the guy who bought you a lottery ticket. Being totally smitten I had to buy you one. Sorry if it was strange. I don’t think I’ve ever bought a random person a lottery ticket before but you are so cut—that was my awkward way of saying I like you. Hopefully I’ll be less awkward next time. —Caffeine Fiend
This article appears in Jun 14-20, 2012.


Did you mean “fiend”? Or was that a typo?
“you are so cut”
should have sprung for a doughnut instead..
http://i.eatliver.com/2009/3888.jpg
Well at least the coast is pure enough to print my typos lol. Cute not cut. And yes… caffeine fiend 🙂
well he’s a man of many talents.
I bet if you asked him out he’d say,
‘FUCK YEAH, I’ll drink to that’
http://mycoolpix.com/files/funzug/imgs/fun…