This is to the trashy girl who accused me of “following her around” at a grocery store on Saturday. Fuck you, why would I want to follow your gangly, pimply face around? All I was doing was buying some goddamn Tostitos, and you have to come up to me and accuse me of following you around the store? Please, I have a girlfriend, and I’m not into unclassy bitches like you.

I don’t understand why you were so incredibly rude to the point where you verbally threaten to “trip” me… I don’t know you and you don’t know me.

Oh, and P.S. You’re ugly as sin, and I don’t think the crack habit helps, it makes you too paranoid. —FabulNOT

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13 Comments

  1. she threatened to TRIP you!..omfg tripping can lead to bruising and minor contusions and such..the bitch must die! 🙂

  2. You seem to have made plenty of observations about this bint for someone heading in just for some stoner food.

  3. wow. haha. I can’t believe she actually had the guts to say something to you. Some people are crazy!

  4. It would’ve been much funnier if OP yelled, “BITCH YOU FOLLOWIN’ ME ‘ROUND DIS MU’FUCKA! STEP! STEP! I don’t need no road dog bitch like you sniffin’ around my cart for a treat.”

  5. “You seem to have made plenty of observations about this bint for someone heading in just for some stoner food.”

    Well when a crackhead freaks out at you maybe you’d remember them as well!

  6. Funny. This is like the 4th post about something of the same kind on here. Women standing up guys for no reason. Accusing them of stalking at a grocery store.
    Being stuck up and rude.

  7. Maybe she thought you were an LPO… such goofiness if the MO of the five-finger discount set.

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