To the guy on the stair-master at Goodlife Burnside on Sunday afternoon: I saw you looking down at me on the bike, and I didn’t hate it. You were very cute! I also liked the surprise I got when I came upstairs and saw the booty you had! Keep up with the intense stair climbing, it’s working for you. Hope to run into you at the gym again soon. —Blonde Cycle Girl
This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2016.


And if this was a guy talking about a woman the negative comments would rush out like water over Niagara Falls.
And if the guy wasn’t “cute” she would be calling security…