To the asshole who thought it was kind to sneak up to my car on Tuesday night at 9pm and try to wash my window, and scare the shit out of my wife: GET A REAL JOB. It happened in Halifax on Bayers Road and Connaught Ave. —Scared Shitless

This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.

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  4. You can’t force a service or product on someone. That’s like a hot dog vendor cooking a hot dog and shoving it down your throat just because you happened to walk by.

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  8. It wasn’t old man arse…. it was dirty street guy arse. And why would you allow me to relive that memory? It was FAR gone from my head and now it is back again. Thanks you dickmitten.

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  10. After dark and on the corner of Bayers and Connaught? Too close to the Pubs for me…

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  12. Bluenoser, didn’t you mean pubes. Just joking.

    When I want any type of service, I’ll go looking for it and not forced upon me.

    If that happen to me, there would be a lot of squeegee anal extraction operations in the HRM.

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  13. I believe that’s illegal. Call the police and say he attacked your car with the squeegy. Sound terrified when you call, like he was going to rape or rob you. Damn squeegy kids, get a real f-ing job.

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  14. I once saw a squeegy kid aproach a vintage ’69 Corvette at the Willow Tree intersection and I quote the driver
    “you touch my car I break your arm”
    Priceless.

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